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*Jamie xx- All Under One Roof Raving comes on*

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damn...

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A second Brexit referendum would be a betrayal of the people and democracy, proof that the crooked EU has sabotaged Brexit by refusing to let the UK leave on good terms.

Mostly made that post for the aesthetics and fun of the phrase "virtuosos at work", didn't intend to sprout a debate on the virtues of depression lol

every single part of my body is in mortal agony

doing a MEGA poo

pls

pull that up jamie

dunning-alan the jumped up homunculous

Me and the lads

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>Virtuosos at wanking

GRUG NOT LIKE BLACK TRIBE

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>The people are betraying the will of the people by wanting a second referendum

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Alan seems to be in a good mood lately
really enhances the atmosphere of /brit/

shant be working any more overtime until noseberg gives me a raise

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>The people aren't betraying the will of the people by wanting a second referendum

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youtube.com/watch?v=8lzWqkUr-fA
Dirty weeb

nobody asked me

>b-b-but we need another vote
*points at the stickers*

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Invited an awesome who ghosted me after I shagged her (protecting that she doesn't like smokers and the smell of cigarettes) to a date tomorrow and she said 'maybe if it doesn't rain'. Setting all self respect aside for this one, I am excited and I said that I promise that I will make efforts about smoking babygirl. the sex was so fucking good.

The goal

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>betraying the will of the people is an inherently bad thing

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you definitely will, now get to work twerp

ouch my fucking hand
saw a wasp chilling in my doorway, carefully tried to relocate him, and got stung for my efforts

>wanting a second referendum isnt the will of the people expressing that the current will of the people differs from the old will of the people

Hahahah

shant

might go on strike with the lads if you dont give me that raise cunt

>let's keep having referendums until they make the correct choice

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double belts eh

I'm interested to see just how much the tories can get away with before sparking a revolt
I can't see one happening in any circumstances. People will deck each other in the street because trump exists, but bend over willingly because big brother knows best

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Fucking auto correct ruining all my posts. Tired of this shit.

only raise you're getting is on the end of a rope you puffed-up-peasant

what you laughing at alan you silly cunt

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you're a bellendum

Well this is what you get with referendums. They're a silly idea in the first place.
If you hold referendums you may as well not bother with elected representatives at all.

lmao imagine being Alan (Nassim)
Alan better not reply to me

Comet says hello

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>we shouldn't be able to have a referendum when we want a referendum

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grimes

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>we

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Brexit is going to mean you lads finally have sex!

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hello

is your gf also a NEET? what are you doing up before 7am?

accidentally sent a dick pic to the sister

FOY

>grafton-green
always a barrelled name
every single time

start a blog allan

>ME NOT LIKE BREXIT

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yea maybe then someone would read his posts

thats correct, grug

start a blog on /fr/ alan

start a blog on reddit alan

i reckon alan's french is basically word salad

I read every word of Alan's posts, would happily subscribed to his sexcapades blog.

>I chose to rely upon radically democratic arguments for political legitimacy, but I didn't count on the public flip flopping the minute things went tits up

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>implying grug not have duplicate digits at end of post

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hes al******ian, speaks good french good sand runes(look up the berber alphabet lmao) and english

dont dislike alan, think hes the best personality on /brit/ tbf

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his english isnt gr8
tried reading one of his papers

do the accent haha go on lad

>alan's sexcapades
ah yes, all the prostitutes and thai ladyboys... assuming the vulgar dwarf isn't lying about it all
how VERY exciting

fast rockdown?

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god I wish I could read about a bald man in this 30s in Thailand being dumped over and over

hope you paid for it, he has MULTIPLE citations after all well worth the money x
*does the accent*

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genuinely fucking horrifying. Imagine not only taking that photo, but thinking “yeah that’s a good one I’ll upload that” mental illness

This but unironically.

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HELOOOOOO
looooo
loooo
looo
'lo

NIGGERRRRR
nigerrrr
niggerrr
nigger
'ger

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hahahaha that fucking nose.
hahahaha that awful and empty look on his face
hahhahahah that JUST hair
you wouldnt stand a chance even with a whale over here

>bald
>manlet
>has to be Jow Forums to cope, can't even look cute and skinny like a twink
>middle eastern
>30+
>bad skin
>eyes close together
>small face
>makes cellphone ringtones and piss poor research papers
>probably a fugitive
>lives in fucking Thailand, THAILAND
ah yes I really believe Alan when he posts about banging 18 yo blondes from Sweden

>things my chinese gf hates
Japanese people
koreans
black people
her mom

love /ourguy/ alan

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>tumblr_

reading about niggers lads

bite your tongue vermin
BASED lyricspammer

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mutt

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Take it you haven't seen Filth then.

I'm sure you're incredibly well informed on the topic

Why is this head so fucking flat on the top. Its like his parents used him as a hammer or something lol

oh I've seen filth (mcavoy a great pick), I just hate those shitty tumblr gifs

girl I like suddenly starts talking about her highschool boyfriend who took her virginity

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reminder lads you never stood a chance

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Poley's latest blog entry makes me think he's on the brink of becoming seriously unhinged and committing some crime, cannot wait to see him/whatever plastered all over the news.

the vietnam war destroyed my family. Both my uncles who faught in nam came home is a viet whore and had 3 kids. My surname might always be a gook name in my town now

>DOCTOR nasseem douche

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Yeah well, I just took it off Google images.

*wanders up to a stranger*
“Stay still, me takey picture”
*runs off on all fours*

Good documentary series though.

lmao imagine fighting those disgusting gook runtoids for years and then being attracted to their women
horrible

yeah well tell her you took his virginity (involuntarily)

I have a similar story but instead of a girl it's a trap and instead of highschool boyfriend it's random guy she met on craigslist

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Imagine losing a war to those gook runtoids lol

pls delete this post
it's just rude

>tfw going to be ranged banned soon

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It wuz the shite smeared on sticks wot won it.

America won though

Alan’s been bantered off brit again

what you do x

>visit gym buddy's home town with him
>have dinner with his family
>delicious, but HOLY SHIT the amount
>huge bowl of creamy soup with croutons
>huge fish with veggies in puff pastry
>brownie cheesecake dessert
>literally couldn't finish the fish and had to force myself to try a bit of cheesecake as everyone was helping themselves to a second and third slice
>entire family ate it all with no problems
>gym buddy and his family are all lean and I'm a fat bastard

how is this possible?

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