Petition for a rangeban

What did we do wrong this time? I missed it.

Unironically yes because Belgians are all angry posters for some reason

Yes, in fact Belgians should be banned on principle.

>Why?
*half a minute before the site broke down*

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Yes yes, fucking yes.

Lachlan had an autistic meltdown and shut down the board for a while

i approve

Lachlan does have a point though. You can't deny that.

T. Lachlan

yes

it is NOT ok when nurses make fun of your penis

Who is Lachlan?

What the hell happened?

You'll notice /ausnz/ was the only general to survive.

Australians can't pretend they weren't collaborating with Lachlan. They must be exterminated.

I used to think he was just doing it for trolling and ebic lulz, but now I'm starting to think he's actually mentally disturbed.

who the fuck is that lachlan

who's Lachlan

Based Lachlan

autistic spammer mad that a nurse made fun of his tiny penis
desuarchive.org/int/search/text/nurse/country/AU/type/op/

An aussie who had his penis size made fun of by a nurse, behind his back. He seems to have developed mental problems from the experience

How does that work anyway? I'm pretty sure you're only allowed five total threads per IP for the entire site.

but how do you know he's named like that

>board
Site.

You are?

>Create 5 threads
>delete cookies
>turn off mobile data
>turn on mobile data

He's not, it's just a mish-mash of retarded Australian memes.
There was a meme about Lachlan being a popular Australian name, and one about a retard Australian getting laughed at by nurses.

Then they merged.

>half a minute
not really. it stayed like that for a while. I really don't want to correlate the two without clear evidence. any way to find out what the mod team is saying about this?

vpn/proxies obviously

Yeah it's been that way for a while. It's annoying when you have a thread on a slow board like /o/ that lingers there for days and you can't get rid of it, during which time that's one less thread you can have up.

>there's 15 pages worth of posts

Jesus Christ, somebody report this guy to the authorities and get him locked up in a mental asylum.

But I like Australian posters

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no need for VPNs. more likely what said (that's not me btw)

So Jow Forums was killed by a nurse?

He's also the Israel shill, the Magapede, the guy who complains about how hard it is to get a job, the gmod guy, the hebe cp-poster, the shower shitter, the waterproof phone guy, and the guy who complains about Euro hours.

YES

Not, it was killed by a small penis.

>tfw i have a spring blade penis
>when not erect it can literallly shrink to something like 4 cm but when fully erect it ca nbe 17cm
i don't want nurses to see my dick when it's not hard

Super-aussie

god I wish he spammed Jow Forums or some shit instead. why did he pick my beloved Jow Forums?

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Because nurseposting is just the most recent of Lachlan's escapades. He comes up with an asinine topic and spams threads about it until he gets bored.
Before he was making threads about eating jars of peanut butter, shower shitting, Northern Italy, pedoposting, and countless more.
You don't even need to see the flag most of the time to recognize it's him.

>my beloved Jow Forums
cringe

Also the $205/h psychologist guy.

>my beloved Jow Forums
really pajeet

Yes, I support rangeban for all countries except Australia

Mitchell is the quintessential Australian name

majority of Aussie posters are normal posters.

so no.

Is he also the butthurt anti-US Brazilian?

what's wrong? it's the only board I regularly post on. I'm not so active on the other ones

he was the faggot behind northern italy posting? Holy fuck, a month ago or so there were like 10 stable threads in the catalog about this, what a fucking autist

but that sounds cringey
>my beloved
like some beta orbiter
just say you like the board or only post here

Yeah but it will be hard to ban his IP only, so an entire cunt has to pay for his rabid shitposting.

Numty, I just accessed using proxy...
Alright he might have been Ozzie, but I would sooner expect some russians or even Brit shitposters playing, as what flags, they kept on coming up

obviously I was being hyperbolic? apparently not that obvious but rest assured, it wasn't sincere lol

dumb pooposter thats not how it works

>Jow Forums at the mercy of 12 years old kangaroo with internet connection
We are truly blessed to live in this era.

That's so fucking funny though. Lachlan is the hero we deserve

Jow Forums was down too
Hell, the whole site was

yeah, I was referring to his spamming in general, not just today's shitshow

i petitioned to take a ranged shit on your mums chest last night

That's exactly how it works, dumbass. The cookie is verification from the client side, and the IP address is checked from the server side.

I think he complains about his mom not bringing him maccys and his brother and his gf aslo

Finding working proxies takes forever. You can try out 50 in a row and not find one that actually works and isn't banned. If you do find a working proxy, usually it lasts about two days tops before it gets banned from a pedo spammer on /tv/.

Fuck off. We literally did nothing wrong. I'm sick of every single ISP here being range banned over jokes.

Almost certainly. 99% of the time something is spammed on Jow Forums it falls under one of three categories.
>some general decides to mass create threads about some inside joke
Usually dies in couple hours at most.
>really popular meme such as >t. Alberto Barbosa
Every flag is in on it.
>Lachlan
Aussie flag.

>t. lachlan

I think Australia is the only country where Lachlan is still a popular name.

I thought Moot said he didn't do range bans because it was unfair to innocent users.

Moot is dead

Paid vpn's? Would surprise me. Finding a free one is borderline impossible though.

lmao

Vodaphone in most of Sydney is range banned.

TPG was for awhile too.

You can find them with enough persistence, but some cunts have more proxies than others. For example, there's barely any Israel proxies while there's about 250,000 Brazil and Russia ones.

no

>Australian
>Did nothing wrong

If tomorrow all the things were gone
I worked for all my life
And I had to start again with just my children and my wife
I'd thank my lucky star to be living here today
Cause the flag still stands for Freedom and they can't take that away.

And I'm PROUD to be an Australian
Where at least I know I'm free

>IT DON BE LIKE DAT FOR ALL OF US!!
>ONE BAD PERSAWN DON REPRESENTERATE DA WHOLE COMMUNITAY!
Literally nigger-tier, Ausshitter.

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Optus and Telstra hasn't been rangebanned yet.

Moot would be proud at the state of this place.

>Cause the flag still stands for Freedom and
>cunt where 2D loli and porn of women with A-cup tits is banned
>free

Alright, by that logic every single Dutch maggot is a homosexual transvestite degenerate. Because I met one online.

>every single Dutch maggot is a homosexual transvestite degenerate
True

that is true

#NotAllAussies

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One time there was an "Jow Forums in 1967" thread up and I wanted an Egypt proxy so bad for trolling purposes, but I couldn't find a working one.

you're not wrong

yes