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there has never once been a planecrash in history
planes dont even exist, just invented by london paki in his schizo mind

This thread is solely to discuss the plane.

Let’s hope it smashes into Dublin with a nuke on board

are you the guy from /brit/

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LONDON PAKI IS INFURIATED AT LAUGHING WELLES

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Brian Eno is just Minecraft music for people who don't play Minecraft

was hoping this was a man from the thumbnail
darn

Settle down Davey boy

>was forced to post a selfie
no you weren't

how's the MacBook mate

going to lie bollock naked in the middle of portsmouth

Bude

Theres a place in cornwall called Bude?

somebody get the stupid cunt a map

Atlas Shrugged is a really shit book though. The John Galt is Speaking chapter is just 60 pages of drivel, if Rand wanted to put forward her ideas for objectivism she should have just wrote a non fiction book rather than a really boring fiction book

sue

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What's all this carry-on about a plane lads?????????

cant wait for this airplane to smash into may's massive vagina

>HAHA HE'S DAVE HAHA XD

shut the fuck up you stupid paki cunt

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Allah willing the plane will crash into a church and kill a number of white children

is this a raid??

why wouldn't there be

HEADING FOR PLYMOUTH

kill yourself paki

will probably dump fuel over oirish sea and land at cork

nevermind its headed straight for plymouth lmao

that planes fucked lads the pilots lost all controll

hes going to emergency land in the irish sea

flightradar24.com/DAV3/
ah oh no oh the humanity

been away from /brit/ for a day or two
what the fuck are you all talking about now you madmen ahahah

he's heading straight for plymouth again

>you
paki
>me
not a paki
simple as

plane runt is watching his planes again

what are you on about, you fat black mass of african shite?

youtube.com/watch?v=2zSrkb5pkrQ

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don't want anyone to get hurt but let's be honest if the plane lands safely you'll all be disappointed

queen lizzy is a slag
take that br*ts

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>it's a plane going to yankland presumably full of yanks

oh my days the plane was carrying too many yanks and ran out of fuel over ireland haha

joining the army lads

90s progressive house

>all those fucking planes over london

IMAGINE one of those runts that sit in the tower managing all those one day just decided to say fuck it and have them all fly at the same altitude and we have some in air collisions lads

some fat yank took a shite so massive broke the engine

cork has an airport now?

good post

screeeaaaaming

Yanks made the plane turn back so they could go to the Maccas drive-through

someone stop this madman

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Berlin in 2 days lads

its gonna crash into that plane coming on

Plane is burning fuel because the yanks are putting it over the safe landing weight.

this plane website is crap aircraft just disappear randomly all the time

spent the day in bed

apparently the plane is carrying 67 Americans, 26 Irish,25 Canadians, 2 Israelis and one Scot

Would be mad banter if he deliberately flew in the shape of a cock and balls

*lands at Heathrow instead of florida*
“Mummy is this Disney land”
*paki appears*
“YES MICKEY MOUSE THIS WAY COME WITH”

>what is altitudes

stupid irish runt

ah yes that'll definitely happen you fucking spacker

is this runt headed back to amsterdam

oh no, clearly controlled circling over the ocean to burn fuel! it must be ourout of control!!

they made a TV show about that once imdb.com/title/tt2279100/
not on youtube though

last time i had sex i was absolutely pissed, ate the girls fanny and arse for a bit, couldnt find the clit, then couldnt get my dick hard
have literally had nightmares about it every night since

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Stop trying to be funny, you unfunny potato munching runt

>2 Israelis
Ruh roh raggy

rasheed

Dave

post your source paki clearly schizo ramblings fucking thing came from amsterdam

just entered the thread
why are you all watching this plane

can we sue the yanks for polluting the english channel with fuel?

Deep Techno

Can we leave out the anti semetism yeah?

>Ahman Iqbal appointed new Heathrow chief of air traffic control

sweaty

He’s taking his time, picking out a perfect spot in Plymouth to absolutely obliterate. I may lay in a field nearby with my bollocks fully exposed in hope he chooses me

ah yes, the two genders

Any pakis on board?

Happens all the time you numpty, my flight yesterday did exactly this due to traffic at Gatwick forcing us to go into a “holding manoeuvre” for 10-15 mins to wait for a space to land

flying a plane out around plymouth lads

East Devon Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty

lads..

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SCHIZO

couldn't imagine being jewish, i'm too poor

hello dave on potato vpn

Birdcucks are up

what a pathetic airport

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Well-constructed post.

A plane flying from amsterdam to yankland declared an emergency and requested to land at heathrow

its probably nothing, most likely some technical fault with the computers and the pilots are currently dumping fuel over cornwall so they can land without flying off the runway because they weigh too much

state

no they arent

that's not an airport that's leeds lad

should just dump all the passengers out haha would be faster

bee-lining for weymouth
good lad

Yeah fair enough

HEADING FOR WEYMOUTH

> ate the girls fanny and arse for a bit
literally nothing wrong with this
bit grim if it was with a random though

>currently dumping fuel
fucking retard