1 out of every 7 american bills have fecal bacteria on them

>1 out of every 7 american bills have fecal bacteria on them

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and the other six have ketchup on it

all me

>1 out of every 1 Spanish beach has African boats on it

>every american has at least two bullets in his body

American males have 0,25 foreskin on average

Why would the African boats go to every single beach? Wouldn't it make more sense if they just go to the closest, if they want to arrive in Europe asap?

Can you imagine working in retail and not knowing if any bill you handle was sharted on at some point?

>1 out of 7 germans lets invaders fuck their wife

Now I'm wondering how much fecal bacteria I've snorted while doing cocaine. I don't see any reason why euro bills would be any cleaner though.

>poo in dolaroo

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I wonder where America stands here. Personally I wash my hands in public but I don't always do it when I'm at home.

>using bills and coins

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Yeah cash is for poor people and drug dealers.

Washing your hands like an autist is fucking stupid. I eat a carnivore diet, which is 90% beef, 5% lamb and 5% fish. My shit isn't dangerous. Shit is just toxins, so if you eat meat only there are no toxins, and your shit isn't harmful. I haven't washed my hands in 2 months, and I even have a goldfish living in my sink because I use it so rarely now. People are scared for no reason. My hands smell a bit but most things smell close up

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Based

>My hands smell a bit but most things smell close up
most people get used to their own body odors from using the same body for years
if you can notice your own smell you should probably wash.

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I like using cash

based and redpilled

>3.05853546e-7% of americans actually PEE on their hands before greeting someone

you simply CANNOT fabricate this

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Nobody hasever complained paco