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Is it a good idea to dump jet fuel over populated regions?

UPDATE: @Delta flight #DL127 was in a holding pattern 11,000 over #Kent. It is now starting it’s descent towards @HeathrowAirport. The Airport’s Fire Service are standing by on the side of the runway. The flight has been given a priority emergency landing.

LADS LADS LADS LADS LASD

seagulls are twats tbf

If there was a serious problem with that plane it would be on the news by now

Stop watching it you massive autists

this twerp going to do any more loops or is he going to be a boring cunt

Found out that this was a girl. Wasn't pleased really.

*Books an easyjet flight to yer nan*

But without that reading we don't know anything

finna get a chinkys for dinner

ITS HAPPENING

THE BREAKS ARE FUCKED ITS GOING TO SKID OFF THE RUNWAY

sue

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virus

Waiting for the sue cunt to come in so I can have a word with him

Anyone else want to talk to him he obviously needs some help

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plane crash in central london

qt

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I was not interested in the flight until I saw just how upset certain posters got about it. ACTUALLY arsey about it!
>w-wah go back to posting about ugly Chink women instead

just did a poo haha it was stinky

OMG IT FLEW INTO GRENFELL

I am schizophrenic but mostly grew out of it. I'm pretty normal, nobody would reckon I'm mental, online or otherwise

just report him and move on. seems to work

plane will land fine and you'll be left feeling like a mong for sperging out thinking you're getting in early on the next major disaster

IT'S LANDING

poo

all me

spent the day in bed and a plane crashed into my bollocks

all me

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*dabs the plane to safety*

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moving

The plane is uncomfortably close to me now

Bought some shorts for the first time and the sister said I looked like a weird skinny cunt and I should never wear them again

how bad is it lads?

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same haha it was into my left one though...

Alexa, assume control of the plane and crash it in to my bollocks

ARSE

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juju on that beat

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ITS FUGGING HABBEDING

What if it does explode though and lots die

you could use a decent meal lad

live 5 miles from heathrow lads

what happened to the old Jow Forums why was it down for so long

excuse me, but have you remembered the grenfell tower tragedy today? if not, why do you love the tories and hate the browns?

fuck lad

hope its nothing but pakis on board

can see it from my window
its in a tailspin
planes on fire

child

>this guy trying to land at the wrong airport

lmao

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Is it that bad?

got a friction burn on my willy

Oh no, not.. GUILDFORD?! TURN NOW!!!

*crack*
*pssshhhh*
>ahh, barometer readings, Now THERE'S a necessary piece of meteorological information

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cant wait for the delivery to arrive dont care about this paki pilot

alri peter crouch

guildford is a lovely place
fuck off

heard on Jow Forums that when the site stops allowing posts, it means the archives are being checked for wrongdoing and the dossier is handed over to soros and the jews for blackmailing purposes

shorts too long, get some like pic related

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is brighton any good

a plane crash in guilford would honestly improve the place

full of pakis

reports of military vehicles entering cheadle

if you're gay and/or like gays

For you, yes (because you're gay)

Can't help but think it may actually be important in following planes but with that meme image, my thoughts are swept away.

Calm down you mong planes have spoilers and thrust reversers, they don't even use the brakes to slow down until they're doing about 40 knots

you've made that joke already you sad little spacker

love stockton

spent me dole on a sausage roll
then got called racist in greggs

is brighton actually good if you're gay?
t. gay

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fuck off poof

Reports of a kestrel spotted over the m6 can’t be confirmed though

any autechre man in

going to go straight past heathrow

reports of police raid in rorke's basement

I heard they dropped a plane on Guildford. About 15 quid's worth of damage!

too many pakis

youll be stoned

Woking "surging" with emergency vehicle activity according to witnesses

yes i live there and i am not gay
lots and lots of homeless crackheads about though

>wearing shoes inside
Are you a yank

lmao no i didnt

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Why do Brits call anyone who is sort of old looking a "pensioner"? That is an incredibly specific and inaccurate way to refer to old people. There are lots of elderly without pensions and lots of middle ages folks with pensions.

Given the current state of affairs of British police keeping voices against what the government is doing down, I would like to here from you brits if anything besides complete violent revolution could fix this. You can't even have knives let alone guns to fight, it's even illegal to defend yourself as it might traumatize your burglar.

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tory fascists

ok then m8

Literally was on a SWISS flight from Zurich just a few days ago mad haha

WOKING MENTIONED

!!!!!
MENTIONED!!!!

there's a plane headed straight for my window wtf

if it crashes some utter cunt will film it in portrait mode and it'll be on all the tellies

what does the blue tick mean

Descending
Descending
Plop! Splash!
*Toilet flushing sound effect*