ITT: Jow Forums in 1864

ITT: Jow Forums in 1864

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>out in Oregon doing manly stuff like being a lumberjack
Someone told me there's a war going on back east or something, IDK.

we just wanted la plata

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>tfw live in Tennessee

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Allah bless you, Ismail, you magnificent bastard. You tried to bring us into the modern age even if you spent way too much money doing so and made the bong debt collectors take us over.

Small world, I hate the bongs too.

Dear diary,
fuck Denmark
t. Otto

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Not a fan of these old surplus muskets from the Napoleonic Wars you dumped on us. Just Saiyan. They weigh about 50 pounds and can't hit anything more than 2 inches from the barrel. Us boys from the 17th Illinois shot at the rebs all day at Ft. Donelson and we didn't even hit one.

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Dying of starvation at the moment might take the boat over to amerikkka

Good. There's a farm waiting for you in Wisconsin, but Uncle Abe has a job you need to do first.

Swedes of swarthy complexion are not welcome here.

A bullet sponge is a bullet sponge. They're even letting niggers in the army now. I'm not a fan.

Dear diary. The fighting goes on at Petersburg. Three of my best friends are dead, another two lost their limbs and one had his eye shot out. I no longer feel anything. When I see a corpse with its brains or intestines hanging out, I shrug and keep going--it evokes no reaction at this point.

I haven't seen one of those pumpkin slingers since Perryville. Our regiment upgraded to the Springfield rifles a long while ago.

The bongs are even worse than Jews. Imagine if the bongs did something like give the Jews a country next to ours. What a nightmare that would be.

>tfw your state is one of the main battlegrounds of the Civil War and is part of the Union despite being proslavery

Hello Missouri!

Maryland

>tfw live in California
Some beaners and white people in SoCal wanted to secede but they had no real political power and the state government banned pro-Confederate newspapers and literature from being sent through the mail. A few Confederate raiders also tried to loot San Fran and other port cities, unsuccessfully.

Put an end to this murderous war and Lincoln's dictatorship! Vote Democrat and for peace in '64!

A rally organized by the bolsheviks of my home town on march 2 of 1917.

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Кcтaти был пpoeздoм в кaндaлaкшe пoлгoдa нaзaд)

>1864

There's no photos of my town in 1864.

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Close enough. The Moscow Stock Exchange.

I guess commies eventually burned this.

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Just made Nieuw Woordenboek der Nederlandsche Taal and one of our fleets is in Japan to force the nips ot open up that strait.
Opened up the first HBS and the first horsetram just started.

We are getting to be really modern.

Cannot wait for 1888.

>Burned
This church on my pic is actually burned, yes, now there is just grass.

Me too. I'm planning to tour Europe once this war is over a...*gets brain splattered by Minie round*

FUCK OFF OPPRESSOR REEEEEE!!!!!

HATE a*strians

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I'm considering deserting. I've lost so many friends in this war already and the Yankees are going to win anyway and I don't even know what we're fighting for at this poi...*sees colored regiment off in the distance* Oh wait now, I remember why we're fighting. To keep the colored man from ruling us and our women! Kill every last one of Lincoln's hired goons, I say!

HOW'D YA LIKE THAT, ECUADOR MONKEYS?

Traitor! Go enlist in the rebel army if you don't like it

Surprise, surprise. Living on army food which is nothing but stale cornbread and bacon results in scurvy.

Autism.

Just got myself a Henry. These things have 15 self containing cartridges in the tube and i rarely have to clean it.

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>be Confederate
>wake up
>get shot
>doctor feeds me whiskey and hacks my leg off
>bleed out
Such is life

Lads, I am joining the current uprising. Who goes with me? It will be fun!

Civil War wasn't entirely about slavery, just a driving force that helped fan the flames.

YANKS FUCKING STOP THIS GAY CIVIL WAR BULLSHIT, HALF OF OUR DOMESTIC ECONOMY DEPENDS ON YOUR EXPORTED COTTON AND WE HAVEN'T RECIEVED ANY IN THREE YEARS. THE SCOUSERS ARE LITERALLY EATING RATS TO SURVIVE

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Can't farm for shit in this country. Geographically impossible.
How much is a ticket over to the New World?

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Def. enjoying this male privilege. I mean, sure, due to the filthy living conditions in my army camp I've caught dysentery 3 times and almost gone into hypovolemic shock due to the profuse diarrhea. And yes, I lost 4 of my toes to frostbite while camping outside at Fredericksburg.

And granted, 90% of my company got wiped out at Gettysburg and I only survived because I got knocked unconscious by the concussive blast of a cannon ball and then was "protected" by the corpses of my dead comrades falling on top of me...but still, none of it compares to strength the girls back home show in their battle with toxic masculinity. They are the *real* heroes.

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i'd be careful lad. there's an ancient rumour of an abhorrent spirit that roams the New World. The Spanish colonists call it "La Creatura". The American Indians say that to summon it would require hundreds of ethnicities breeding and interacting for decades upon decades. Don't know how true those rumours will prove, but it's best to stay here in Europe,

fuck

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Ottomans are rapping my ass

There's cheap land in the Midwest. Climate isn't too different from Norway either.

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god bless

>whites literally own the world
Is this ever going to change?

Fucking time travellers, do you have flying trains in your time?

fuck you evil empire you help the confederates any more that you already have and its war.

BOYS WE'LL RALLEY ROUND THE FLAG YES WE'LL RALLEY TO THE HILLS
SHOUTING THE BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM
THE UNION FOREVER HURRAH BOYS HURRAH,
DOWN WITH THE TRAITORS AND UP WITH THE STARS
AND WE'LL FILL OUR VACANT RANKS WITH A MILLION FREEMEN MORE SHOUTING THE BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM

You deserve it for all the weapons and supplies and raider ships you gave them.

Seriously, the UK was like the freaking Death Star in Star Wars in those days.

*Norwegian guy who knows about three words of English steps off the ship in NYC*

"Amerika er absolutt en nyde..."

*recruiting agent hands him a musket*

"Get out there, Olaf."

all this smog is fucking choking me lads, really wish i was back toiling on dad's farm

I pity those poor boys in the eastern army. They let the Rebels make a monkey out of them. Here in the West, we've only seen the backs of our enemies.

My gal flatly denies that she worked for a few months in Washington "servicing" soldiers while I was off chasing ol' Forrest around Tennessee with the 2nd Cavalry.

Kill whitey

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I guess John Pope is better at licking redskins than he was Bobby Lee.

I could stop the GERM*nic menace by forcing Russia and France to attack p*russia at the same time and force them to bring back the 17th century borders

You can always go to South Africa

The nerve of Napoleon III thinking he can sneak into Mexico while we're busy with this confounded war.

YANKEES LET ME WHIP NIGGERS IN PEACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Damn I love me potatoes

Thirteen cousins and six brothers, five of them serving in Virginia currently.

Also Britain sucks. We both agree on that.

FUCKING GUARANIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LMAO

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