Be an American

>be an American
>drink this
>"Hmmmm, I'm so healthy now!!"

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>be english teacher
>rape child

I never got the hate around diet sodas, you literally get all the taste of soda minus the diabetes

>0 kalories
>not healthy

It tastes.. chemical.

Based Black Metaller.

>not care about aspartame

Literal third world tier

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What's so bad about aspartame compared to cane sugar/corn syrup? People always mention that it is but never say how

Aspartam is unironically good

>believing in boomer conspiracy theories