/brit/

*gives the attack signal*

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fuck off nigger

jeremy corbyn is circumcised

Stewart Lee Content Provider - Cerebral stand-up for people who can think and laugh at the same time

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mite wank

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25

Ha ha ..

>Limini mugged on the line

Thank god I'm not betting these days

blooming heck

nigger monkey ape

Don't.

gave the measly runt what he deserved

reminder that he is 29 years old

good edition

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you still going on?

Can certainly tell brit/pol/ came here!

that's my dad's favorite plane

sue

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>so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your rover

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not into this at all. i've unrionically gone off vaginas and women in general. theyre pretty cruts

too big

I am a left-wing republican

just canceled my gym membership

effeminate nonce weirdo

former first monkey Michael 'nigger cotton' Obongo

>black high waist trousers
>tucked in white t shirt

done. now you look like turtle

is it any good?

Alri bender

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Would've walked away to find something to blindside him with

racist

wow you're clever

this poster is a nigger sympathizer

shit song
shit """"""artist""""""
shit flag
shit nation
shit post
fuck off

now im listening to the kooks

had a gigantic meal and now doing an equally monstrous shit

not attracted to men at all

>this poster is a nigger sympathizer

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> *Silence in the auditorium*
> "So...Nigel Farage, eh?"
> *Chuckles as the audience savour their own farts from wine glasses*
> "That Nigel Farage...of UKIP"
> *Smug titters abound.*
> "That Nigel Farage..."
> *A snort is heard at the back of the room, over the rustling of Guardian Newspapers.*
> "That Nigel Farage...with his suits and his opinions..."
> *Laughter rises. A Fairtrade chai-tea soy latte is knocked over*
> "He "Tells it like it is", doesn't he? That's what they say..."
> *Quentin. A 75lb graphics designer, and proud member of Momentum shits his vintage undercrackers*
> "Tells it like it is..."
> *Stewart Lee breaks the 4th wall and looks at the camera! How unexpected. The crowd erupts!!!*
> "Well let me tell you about that Nigel Farage..."
> *Several members of the Vegan Pizza Place's non-denominational winter party die from organ failure caused by the overwhelming and hilarious wit*
> "I think that Nigel Farage..."
> *Humus and falafel start flying through the air, fair trade anarchy rules*
> "That Nigel Farage, with his suits and his opinions and his friends who are all bankers"
> *Dozens of malnourished men with ironic beards and frumpy women in ironic vintage wear are carried out on stretches, laughing profusely as their stomachs herniate*
> "I think he is a racist!"
> *Shoreditch is declared no-mans land*

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Get a rush of dopamine watching this

is it true she has a bf

farmed an easy (you) from a retarded rorke

>this poster is a nigger sympathizer

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Nottingham Trent is above Nottingham University in the Guardian 2019 tables

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I always fake tan on nights out. Girls do it It’s only fair to even it up a bit

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bent cunt

>>this poster is a nigger sympathizer

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We just had a 4 week heatwave you fucking spacker, could have got a real tan

love nigger culture. crep check!! chicken!!!!

youtu.be/4Z--CfWutyA
youtu.be/4Z--CfWutyA

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nottingham mentioned

definitely did and no reason to suggest she currently doesnt

more like shottingham haha

why is dave obsessed with a fictional greater london paki character?

lads is it christmas yet

doing a gigantic shit on epic proportions
will have to call the bravest plumber of the land after this

Woke and redpilled

fuck off paki

when i block the toilet i just get my dad to sort it out lmao

about to eat some buffalo wings with a knife and fork
mad how i'd be obliged to eat them in a messy way if i was around company

the pasta i ordered are cold, i've killed for less

is /brit/ a Forest general?

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cheshire aka schizo is the one who's obsessed with both dave and greater lonndon

do Nottingham Trent students get bullied?

you are a retarded cunt

whiter than you, jamarcus

fuck off racist

Need women out of business

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statatiskaly 4/10 americans on brit are non white

cringy little cunt focus on yank football
you've never been to a game in your life

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shit gimmick
shit lack of self awareness
shit image
shit ideologically driven racial bias

shit flag
shit country
shit posts
fuck off the lot of you

>new Foreign Secretary was in a meeting with the Chinese
>his wife is Chinese
>he says she's Japanese

And people think Boris was a fuck up

why are there so many racists in this general now? didn't used to be this bad. do i need to post here more to fix this?

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I don't like handegg tho

do you want me to release your address kane mate

just a sturdy pint of hobgoblins and the latest sargon video to round of this evening

Boris was a fuck up

angelic

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wonder what it would be like spending time with Tim

boris should be PM

>shit ideologically driven racial bias

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someone explain how uni clearing works to a 20 year old

do they accept anyone and everyone?

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He never told the Chinese he married a Jap when he didn't

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>i've killed for less
we've a murderer among us. shall i notify the french authorities?

"The woman as a capable man", fine video my friend!

>a week old eggshit fart :D

i.ylilauta.org/be/2c24f4ae.mp4

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yes it's how those token niggers you see on campus got their places