Hey user! How did you make your fortune again?

>hey user! How did you make your fortune again?
What do you say?

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#fortune newfag

Knee pads

I worked 9-5

Dollar-cost averaging into index funds.

Chainlink

Have you ever seen Ocean's 11?

Trading memes

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I convinced newfags to buy a shitcoin called "chainlink" on this Jow Forums website

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investing in early-stage blockchain projects
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i created reddit

>Hey gurl, why are you browner than most usual white girls, was one of your ancestors black? Just sayin'

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With hardwork and working full time since I was a teenager. HAHA JUST KIDDING

Venture capitalist (aka ICOs)

Memes, but I only meme part time these days.

A couple of good investments.

hehehehehehehheehe, what arm thing homie? hehehheheheheh can I get your phone number? heheheheheheh

No, I don't want to see your Pog collection.

Buying 20% gains made who rich? You get rich off single stocks, not index. Index is for pussies who have no risk appetite

underage thot,
pls put a shirt on. are you from France or something? do you need me to call your parents?

Goddammit, I feel like I've told you already 1000 times

Some guy named assblaster on a racist anime internet forum told me about an emerging blockchain middleware project that solves the oracle problem and I put my entire net worth into it because I thought the memes were funny

>working at McDonald's
the only correct answer

you don't wanna show your power level to anyone, right user?

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By buying meme currency