Rate your cunt's neighbors

>Argentina
They have good barbecue and also the best alfajores, friendly people IRL too, seems to be a place of culture

>Paraguay: Cheap muamba and bad drivers, seems like China, but their people in general are nice, also their country seems to have more future than ours

>Uruguay
Good guys.

>Bolivia
Our Mexico, please keep sending illegal immigrants senpai.

>Colombia
Probably the most similar country to ours. I don't know why Chileans hate Colombians so much, they seem to be pretty easy-going.

>Peru
I don't know much about Peru to be fair, they seem to be like Bolivia but more likeable.

>Venezuela
Dude, are you ok?

>France (French Guyana)
Based and redpilled.

>Guyana and Suriname
Who knows?

>Our Canada, they are dumb

You were probably thinking about Wallonia, weren't you?

So, more like descriptions than ratings, but whatever:
>France: Fucking hate these pussy arrogant cunts who act like they fought hard in World War II while their women were sucking german dick at the Gestapo HQs, they have big mouths but tiny dicks, also they terrorized us during the napoleonic wars for ''muh freedom n rebuplix''. Their society is somehow more individualist than Belgian/Flemish society, especially in P*ris.
>Netherlands: We were a part of them for a very long time, speak the same language, and are ethnically very similar. Spain kicked our ass during the eighty years war, separating us from them for some time. Later we reunited but rebelled again in 1815 because of political disagreements. They have a similar but still different culture and mentality, probably linked to the fact they are calvinists and that we are catholics.
>Luxembourg: Rich because of low corporation fees idk, their language is a mix of dutch and german with a disgusting french accent because of all the french people who moved there.
>UK
I dislike them but not as bad as France. They are however really culturally similar with the French although they will never admit it. Many of them are good people, but a lot are vicious hypocrites who do shit behind people's backs (including their political leaders, how do you think britain got so powerful back).They have a high wealth disparity, a dysfunctional healthcare system and a lot of loud drunk tourists/hooligans.
>Germany: Hard working and modest people. They make a lot of weird porn. Also, we are their speed bumper to France, and they sent my relatives to forced labour in modern day Belarus for doing literally nothing besides living in a village seemlingly harbouring resistance fighters. But they turned into ok guys nowadays so I can forgive them. They're still better than frogs and bongs desu.

>Sweden
Nice but sometimes arrogant
>Denmark
Laid back alcoholics
>Finland
Based as fuck
>Russia
Nuke
>Iceland
Based as fuck

well i was too tired to format everything correctly, shit.

>Portugal: Nice people, great beaches and I like Fado music
>France: They're alright. I've only been to Paris which is a bit overrated IMO. I also speak a bit of french cause I was taght at school.
>Morocco: Haven't visited yet but I would like to go at some point. Have met some moroccans and they seemed nice.
>Andorra: Awful tax avoiding jews larping as spaniards.
>UK(Gibraltar): Awful tax avoiding gaditans larping as brits.

>canada
who?
>mexico
nuke it

>north
genocide
>south
genocide
>east
build ocean wall
>west
genocide
>northeast
invade
>southeast
carpet bomb

Norway, Ukraine, Georgia, -stans, Mongolia, Japan - don't care.
Finland, Belarus - great neighbours.
China, NK - rather be as far away from them as possible.
Not sure if Alaska counts as a neighbour btw.

>canada
discount america; full of degenerates, french, asians & muslims.
>mexico
pretty fun and friendly people, the border’s an absolute shithole & illegals are a pain in the ass.
>cuba
timewarp
>siberia
hellhole
>miscellaneous caribbean islands
black people & cruises
>miscellaneous pacific islands
people fatter than us

>USA
Nuke
>Guatemala
Rebel colony
>Belize
No clue what goes in there, I think blacks that speak english.

I like all of the US neighbors except Russia. And even with Russia it's only their government, not their normalfags.

I love Scotland and Wales, but I'm not sure if it's reciprocal

>Bolivia
Cute. They have such an underrated culture that it's saddening. I really wish that people could know them better.

>Brazil
Cute. We share the Amazonas so we're like sister countries or something so I like them a lot. I wish they stop start threads talking shit about each other though.

>Chile
Cute. Tsundere. My wife once said that "the country that loves Perú the most besides Perú itself is Chile", and being on the internet has made me believe it now. Also they have great musicians and writers

>Colombia
Cute. They have beautiful places and landscapes and nice people too. They have going better economically and their peace treaty with the guerrillas open up a window to a brighter future. I wish them the best

>Ecuador
Cute. Tsundere. Easily the most underrated country on southamerica. I went to Guayaquil in april and people there were very nice. Wagrasinga was by far the strangest thing I ever eat but it was great. They are so similar to us that it's spooky

>chile
Nice but ugly people.
>uruguay
rich junkies
>paraguay and bolivia
Stop coming to my country just leave.

>Wagrasinga
What is this?

>rich junkies
I've never heard this about Uruguay. Do they really have a bad drug problem?

Nice trips btw.

forgot to mention Brazil.
They are friendly and they keep to themselves. it's fine.
They were the first country to legalize weed, so they have that going for them. Most people who visit uruguay at all is just to get drugs, from what i've heard.

>Canada
Very pretty and comfy besides Hongcouver and Quebecoiseousois
>Mexico
It's a long complicated story, boomers love it though
>cuba
used to be bad guys but now it's a cool cheaper Bahamas
>east US
please nuke it

It's a soup. It could have the paws, testicles and placenta of cattle. It's boiled for a long time and served hot. They put peanuts in it, can you freakingt believe it?
It's also the best thing you can eat during a hangover

>France
I don't care

>Portugal
I don't care

>Andorra
Ok

>UK
Ok

>Morroco
Don't care

>Canada
The dollar menu version of America.
They have no national identity, no unique culture outside of Quebec, and the only thing they ever feel national pride from is that they are more progressive than the US.
That's it, their entire sense of patriotism comes from putting pride flags on their police cars.
It's extremely pathetic.

>Mexico
Mostly alright but they need to kill about 30-40 million of their poor people and build a wall on their southern border.
They'd actually be a great country if this happened.
Fuck the CHIs though

>Russia (alaska)
They need to get with the times, they lost the cold war

>Cuba
Based

>Bahamas
Never been, but if I had to guess it's probably overrated

>norway
cool but distant
>sweden
great but horrible politics atm
>russia
great people, shit leadership
>estonia
based lil bro, might surpass us soon
>åland
crypto-lizards from sirius, they rule finland, sweden and russia with an iron fist. they are responsible for every ill in this world.

>They have no national identity, no unique culture outside of Quebec, and the only thing they ever feel national pride from is that they are more progressive than the US.

What's it like to get all of your information from Jow Forums? I'm guessing another American spouted this drivel once on Jow Forums and you took it as fact?

We absolutely have a national identity. We absolutely have distinct cultures. And yeah, we absolutely feel proud that we're not an ignorant, backwards shithole. Come to Canada sometime, talk to some Canadians, learn a thing or two.

Different fag here. As a progressive, I like Canada, but bro you're a little too mad.

I live far away from any border so my opinions about most of them are mostly neutral.
Though, I would say that I like Paraguay because I can buy electronics and PC parts there for much lower prices than here in Brazil.

That's pretty cool about Paraguay. You in Salvador or Recife or some shit or are you on the interior?

Minas Gerais, which is still pretty far from Paraguay, but I try to go there every 14 months or so to buy stuff.

>the United States
>Russia
>China
>North Korea

somebody please help

>Argentina
I hope that someone nuke it
>Peru
I hope that someone nuke it
>Bolivia
I hope that someone nuke it

>Canada

Epic, lots of interesting nature, vast amount of untouched land, culturally superior

>Mexico

Nice hard-working people, good food and culture, better weather, site of ancient civilizations

>Russia

Seems like a very depressing place in many ways but plays a unique and interesting role in the world and it's pretty impressive that they were able to reach far enough that they share the Aleutian islands with us.

>Bahamas

Honestly barely know anything about it, but I like the Bahamians on here

>Cuba

Based and redpilled

>Jamaica

The wide influence of Jamaican music and culture throughout the Anglosphere is striking. Definitely punching above their weight for such a tiny island.

>Haiti

Based for kicking out the Fr*nch

>Dominican Republic

Cucked descendants of their Spanish ancestors with a colonizer/colonized complex

>germany
YEAH WORK FOR EM
>austria
YEAH SKI WITH EM
>slovakia
YEAH IMPORT EM
>poland
YEAH GO SHOPPING FOR CHEAP WITH EM

buma

> France
Honourable opponent
> Ireland
Backwards cousin.
> Belgium
Non-country bufferzone.
> Netherlands
Protestant brothers.

>Haiti
Genocide when?
>Puerto Rico
Frienemies
>Cuba
Cool guys
>Other Caribbean islands
Don't know/care
>USA
Nice overall, but hate when we import their culture

Objective Opinion:
Sweden: Good and friendly
Norway: Good
Germany: Good

Subjective Opinion
Sweden: Good and friendly
Norway: Seems okay
Germany: Neutral robots, I like them

Since everyone is doing countries imma do state.
New mexico: Cool dudes, much more lax laws then us.
Oklahoma: Degenerate white trash
Arkansas: True brothers
Louisiana: Weird swamp people

>sucking so many cocks that they come out your fingers and end up on the internet

>America
fuck you amerifats

i rated our one neighboring country i may as well rate neighboring provinces like this too
>British Columbia
liberal japs
>North West Territories
literally who
>Saskatchewan
based

Not the one you were responding to but I've been to Canada and talked to Canadians, you guys remind me of people from Minnesota. Admittedly that made talking to people easier cause it's not like I had to get used to mannerisms or a cultural shift.

BREXIT
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Gay and flemish

Based and redpilled

Cute and based

>Russia
Scary but ok
>Sweden
Superiority complex
>Norway
Nice

>love
France

>neutral
Switzerland, Austria, Czech Republic

>dislike
Poland, Denmark, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg

But you don't have neighbors, auslardia. Just because you can take a boat and eventually arrive somewhere like Vanuatu doesn't make it anymore of a neighbor of yours than Madagascar.

Anyway:

>France: alright
>Portugal: 10/Barbosa
>Moorocco: A mix of halal and haram
>Andorra: good. It only cucks the catalans with their duty free shops
>Gibraltar: fuck it

>Norway
Good lads
>Finland
A little bit autistic but good people
>Estonia
Feel sorry for them because of the homo-sovieticus population doesn't integrate in their society.
>Latvia
Same as Estonia
>Lithuania
Don't know much about them, but I think they are just russians speaking a baltic language
>Poland
Ok
>Belarus
They eat beavers
>Ukraine
They eat pork fat with chocolate
>Georgia
Want to live there for a month or two just to smoke pot
>Azerbaijan
Muzzies
>Kazakhstan
Muzzies, everyone is Borat
>Mongolia
My ancestors :)
>China
Stop bullying Taiwan you ching chong wha-zu-sho-si slant eye cunts
>Best Korea
Best Korea
>Japan
Literal robots, nation of evil virgin pedos
>The U.S. of A.
I wish I were born in America

>Georgia
>Want to live there for a month or two just to smoke pot
Is Georgia known for pot or something? This is new to me.

Idaho: Rich rednecks and outdoorsmen
Oregon: Fucking weird people from Portland, everywhere else is like straight out of a Stephen king novel
British Columbia: Asians

They legalized weed smoking recently

>New Jersey
Niggers, Jews, and Sicilians (inside out niggers)

>Connecticut
Jews

>Pennsylvania
?

>Canada
10/10
>Mexico
>7/10

>>Haiti
>Based for kicking out the Fr*nch
>>Dominican Republic
>Cucked descendants of their Spanish ancestors with a colonizer/colonized complex
Haitianus spotted

>Atlantis
Kek

Japan : radioactive monkeys
North Korea : Nuclear monkeys
China : Just monkeys

Russia: a friend who is in poverty and never return others' property

Korea, China, Taiwan, Pinas: my family

> Australia
Big brother who's shit at the only sport we're good at. They ok.
> Fiji
Chill people, bit of a hole though
>Samoa
Who?
>Cook Islands
Who?
>USA (American Samoa)
Well you're Americans, so bugger off.
>Other Islands
Literally who?

And nobody's happy about it.

Or rather the constitutional court made that descision like yesterday how did you even find it out so fast did they show it in your news or something?

>UK
perfect, except the government
>Belgium
traitors
>Turkey
pretty OK people, but don't trust all of them.

He's not wrong.

>did they show it in your news or something?
It's all over the MSM

>Czech republic: wild East with drugs, prostitutes and shooting ranges. If you look behind that you will notice a small country with rich culture and a history closely entangled with Germany. Great neighbor/10
>Austria: they are not really a different country but sure act like that. In many ways it is a better Germany for they have better German language music than we and also better politicians, but they know that and let you feel it. Like a more successful little brother/10.
>France: unbelievable rude people to everybody but especially to us Germans, the country is very beautiful and should be cleansed of all French "people"/10
>Poland: they are still extremely butthurt about the war and seem to have an inferiority complex towards us, other than that very decent and hard working people, nice countryside and rich (German) culture
I don't know about the others really

>argentina
based when not worshiping ((((wh*toids))))

>uruguay
based

>guyana
?

>french guyana
??

>suriname
???

>venezuela
gay, poor and bluepilled but friendly

>colombia
based and nice girls

>peru
based

>paraguay
latin american china

>bolivia
gay and cringe

how that's possible?

You definitely need to stop caring out about wars that were 200 years or more ago. I've never heard any German blaming Belgium over Tilly's rape of Magdeburg.
Europe was in a constant state of war, and that was a good thing (until we fucked up in the first world war)

shithole
shithole
shithole
shithole

>Burma
Our historically worth adversaries, but now it's a shit hole in comparison.
>Laos
Our Canada, dumber brother but family irregardless.
>Cambodia
Nuke
>Malaysia
No real opinion, too diverse to say.

>Vietnamese
Our main competitor for influence, but i like them.

>Finland
Boring country with some cheap stores and easy way to get a Shengen visa.
>Estonia
Slightly less boring than Finland. Silly russophobes.
>Latvia
Silly russophobes, also poorfags.
>Belarus
Friendly mini-USSR. Generally cool guys.
>Ukraine
Rebellous province. Just rejoin Russia already for your own sake.
>Georgia
Poor shitskins
>Azerbaijan
Poor shitskins STOP COMING INTO OUR COUNTRY
>Kazakhstan
Some Russians who hate Kazakhstan and not poor shitskins STOP LETTING POOR SHITSKINS FROM SOUTH COMING INTO OUR COUNTRY
>Mongolia
literally nothing
>Chino
Bad ecology, cheap and shitty stuff.
>N. Korea
oh hi kim
>Japon
A N I M E
also kurils are ours

So, uh, our neighbours are mostly bad

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fuck forgot that Kaliningrad is a part of Russia
so
>Lithuania
Poor and boring russophobes
>Poland
pshe pshe and butthurt belt, also cheap stores

>Cuba
>Cool guys

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>Portugal
They are nice and friendly
>France
They are ok I guess
>Andorra
Tax haven, I'm ok with that
>Gibraltar (UK)
Another tax haven (I'm ok with that)
I also find funny the andalusians that live there, larping as british
>Morocco
Nuke them

>Russia
>Ukraine
>Poland
>Latvia
>Lithuania
they are ok but kinda arrogant and condescending sometimes. especially russians and poles.

>Samoa
Shit
>Russia
Nuke them
>Canada
Great
>Mexico
Decent
>Cuba
Fuck 'em
>UK
Great

>Lebanon
Wants to nuke us.
>Syria
Wants to nuke us.
>Jordan
MAYBE Wants to nuke us.
>Saudi Arabia
Wants to nuke us.
>Egypt
Wants to nuke us AND make our people slaves again.
>Cyprus
Best girl. Cheap tourist destination that also allows not religious jews to marry there.
>Gaza and Palestine
Wants to nuke us but still allows some of their people to work for shekels.

>Canada
Our beloved half-brother who lives in our shadow but is also under our protection

>Mexico
A strange mix of charming, intelligent people who maintain a lovely culture and whom you could easily confuse for Spaniards or Italians and smelly brown goblinos and goblinas.

>Russia
Basically western Alaska but with less people

>Caribbean
Tropical fruits, cruise ships and sex tourism

> Austria

They are chill and we are cool with them. We dont do much together but we dont bother eatch other either.

> Lichtenstein
Our backgarden.

> Italy
The people in the north are white, and civilized. They are relaxed.
The south is shitskinds and mafia

> Germany

Bayern and Baden Württemberg are ok.
The rest are stuck up, up tight Preussen subbumans.

> France

Filled with shitskins and the white people you meet are arrogant fucks that dont deserve to live.

Saudi's your puppet wym