/brit/
fucking idiot
gonna watch orange is the new black
hope there's another rape scene this season
Britain needs socialism
>not being a trust fun child
lmaoing @ ur life
going to take up hard liquor as a hobby lads
nevermind that everyone in my family who drinks winds up an alcoholic and nevermind the fact that ive already got a very self destructive and addictive personality.
cant make it through these days anymore, need something to numb everything x
Lad at my school used to get mocked because his parents made him work after school every night until 9pm.
He literally ended up doing Medicine at Cambridge and is now close to being a fully qualified surgeon. I have a masters and do shitty admin for 21k, lmao.
Leftypol WON'T like this!!
>Durex condoms recalled as fears mount they may burst
Yo, when it come to sex advice, I'm the one to call
If you a virgin with blue balls or you tear down walls
Not Dr. Ruth, call me Dr. Knockboot
Pimped out hats, rock fashionable suits
A class for the youth, Sex Ed for your head
The do's and don'ts, that should happen in the bed
First, DON'T: run up in her raw cause you get burned
For sure, fuckin' with the typical whore, because
DO: rock a Rough Ryder, whenever you inside her
Your local bodega is your supplier
And DON'T: take the pussy, if she fightin'
Cause you saw what happened to 2Pac and Mike Tyson
'Specially if you large, some hoes is trife
Get you on a rape charge, have you servin' your life
Yo, DO: get a yes confirmation before penetration
You wind up in a police station
DON'T: get with no young bitch and hit it
She PG13, you rated R, she not permitted
DO: check for ID, whenever chillin' V.I.P
With fly shorty P.Y.T
Yo, DON'T: lie about the cars you got
Or who you hang with, frontin' when you borrowed your watch
Yo, DO: play your game right, if the G's tight
Then you can fuck shorty the same night
Yo, DON'T: trick when you don't have to
You think you ballin'? You turn your back they laughin' at you
You don't gotta keep repeatin you a thug, she heard you
In fact, she attracted to your man that herbed you
DO: spend a lil' dough, only if you know
The bitch gots a lil' somethin' too bro
DON'T: eat the pussy the first night
Maker her bless you, we call that shit gesundheit
DO: set the mood right, Bailey's with ice
A cup of Thug Passion'll make everything right
Yo, DON'T: pop shit like you Daddy Longdick
When you come fast like Fed-Ex and bust too quick
DO: hit positions she will find interest in
DON'T: hit the pussy if that shit's blisterin'
Hope you're listenin', turn up your transisterin'
Hot 97, KISSFM or BLS, with your hand up her dress
Chillin' with your girl while you thinkin' 'bout ya ex
Not too easy not too complex
I break it down, how to adress, the opposite sex
Problems or questions, I can answer them best
Yeah bet he's a really happy well adjusted person.
benzos
shut up bitch
>ever using condoms
virgin FREAKS
>sitting outside work
>fifteen minutes until my shift starts
>starting to sweat and feel sick from anxiety
every time my guys
>There are posters in this thread who have never had a drink
>There are posters in this thread who don't regularly go to the pub
>There are posters in this thread who don't regularly go on nights out
>There are posters in this thread who don't receive several messages a week from friends asking to meet up
>There are posters in this thread who've never kissed a girl
>There are posters in this thread who've never brought a girl back
>There are posters in this thread who've never smoked a cigarette
>There are posters in this thread who've never tried any form of drug
absolutely boggling
>31st of July
Idiot, what a poor imitation
shant be breaking the law x
die cunt
>There are posters in this thread who've never tried any form of drug
Sincerely doubt this one you absolute mongo.
xanax
Only trojans for me
Have a fucking smoke and chill out. It helps
7 brutally murdered children is part and parcel of diversity
only 1 of these applies to me
guess which ;)
Bent twat
foreigners are fucking all mental bastards and should be sent back to their own environments
some ignorant thick headed polish bastard was fucking blaring shitty music on the street today and fucking eyeing up everyone was tempted to deck the cunt they really just need to fuck off
It was worth it x
about to commence a poo
Going to watch the new Mission Impossible tomorrow as it has extraordinarily good reviews
>be me
>18th birthday
>latest of the lads, all go to the pub
>go to the bar to order
>"What'll ya have?"
>never done this before, remember jame bond's order
>"Martini, shaken, not stirred"
>he literally laughs in my face, all regulars laugh too
>i storm out and never come back
Never told the lads what happened that night, they think it was a family emergency or something
just really don't like niggers and trannies
I'm ok with everyone else tbqh.
Someone massage my Willy in bed x
Reminder that being anti-Polish migration somehow means you are pro-Paki migration.
heard from a number of brits IRL that the NHS is shit
it was an inside job
he was working for the intelligence agencies and thought he was participating in a training exercise
he was detonated remotely
But you were too pussy to do so, I'm pure brazilian and I could easily decimate you.
doesnt help anymore desu
hope you lads all had a good laugh out of my photos earlier x
Almost as good as that lad that got outed as Sheldon Cooper and left 30 mins later in rage
when you read up on hitler it's mental how much you can relate to him
do you reckon he would've posted on Jow Forums if it existed back then?
fuck off you mentally ill cunt go back to the brazilian jungle schizo spastic you do not belong in my country
Need stronger cigs
What're you doing to serve your state?
I'll do the first couple of years in the NHS until I'm registered but I'm not going to spend my life in it if working conditions continue to get shitter (I'm not normally a fan of political partisanism but it really is ironic the Conservatives promote themselves as rewarding hard work and then cut doctors' salaries by up to a third).
You know what's crazy?
Salman Abedi was an incel
>you can drive at 15
>you can own a gun at 18
>you can smoke at 18
>you have to be 21 to buy drinks
OHHHH SAYYYY CANNNN YOUUU SEEEEE
my dad is on mastermind this august
>publically state that HIV doesnt exist even after being given unequivocal reports from the CDC that it does
>refuse to fund HIV research and treatment, even preventative, at all
>refuse to educate people on whether HIV even exists let alone how to stay safe
>write media scare stories to demonise the sick even further
>arrest people who come forward with HIV and investigate them for sodomy
>only FINALLY start actually researching and funding care after it becomes so bad that it starts to spread to hetero people as well
woah gays are so aids-ridden how could this happen, it must be their fault gosh they are scum grrr
oh and he had a child in the back im not a nigger wouldnt start anything in that situation but trust me if a foreign cunt gets uppity around me ill soon set him straight
The banter never even begun
You can drive at 15 in Yankistan?
Fuck off Polish qts are based
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU
ASK WHAT YOU, CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY
Londoners dress so well and are so good looking
I've had enough
get me out of this fucking city I can't take it anymore get me out get me out
In some states.
>be american
>get shot
have you read the band played on
this drives me mad
going to Yankland on Thursday and ive had to scrub half of my plans to hang out with mates in a bar since im 20
utter joke of a country innit
>go to the store for a moster
>get asked for id when i look like a 30 year old homeless fuck
>Fuck off Polish qts are based
Do a-level maths cover linear algebra properly or they just have some simple matrix calculations and equation solving
>muh dick
fuck off nigger
can't bruise the cruise
it's ok Oxford we're here for you x
why don't you guys just have a private+public system if the NHS is so shit
some states, just not after dark
am a legal gun owner(20) and have a full time career but have to send my sister to buy me drinks, utter fucking joke of a country this is.
>shitting on your cunt in /birt/
Pathetic and sad
I think it was covered decently but I can't remember since sixth form was many years ago
>be brit
>get stabbed, acid'd, run over, nail-bombed
>but NOT shot
checkm8
we do have private healthcare too
Done a bit of hash lads
Bit slow now
By crying on Jow Forums? LMAOOOOO
t. never spent any time around polish women
>don't like shit?
>why don't you drown in diarrhea and drink pee and die like i do, how about that?
can't relate to /brit/ at all these days
No. They just do matrix manipulation in a purely mechanical way, and while systems of linear equations are actually covered rather well and in-depth, they do not go into any of the theory behind it vis-a-vis vector spaces and so on
bet youre shivering in your boots could easily deck you monkey hush
foy cunt
First thing my new toil has asked me to sign an agreement on is to not use their IT services for noncing
well we do
rich people tend to get private healthcare
poor people use the nhs
but if your job has insurance, many people will use that
my mum had bupa do an operation on her elbow a while back, that worked out pretty well
You can get private insurance in the UK, most people don't bother though because the NHS is pretty good other than waiting times.
It's more that the staff are being stretched to breaking point. My sister's a doctor and rarely leaves less than 3 hours after her shift has officially finished (there's no overtime paid).
Maths virgins.
So can anyone show me the outline of the first math course you take in uni
blurrgh im a huge fucking retard and i shit on the floor every day when i wake up
does that help?
We all know you're a 16 year old mate
leftie cunts ruined it sad to say
declined the offer I take it?
honestly dont feel anything when i see this because my willy is at least 6.5 inches and pretty girthy
In my heart I am
Imagine not being good at sex
no
think I've just outgrown you kids
More than likely this was posted by a bloke who gets off on the humiliation over his small willy.
Hmmm ok. And do they cover triple and double integration?
I AM A REAL AMERICUNT
can you disprove leftism?
what job?
used to happen to me, i'd drink a couple of cans beforehand and pop a valium on the odd occasion. bad times
but just learn to not give a shit after a while
willy's 6 and a half inches and reasonably girthy but bends to the side
also got a varicoele