/brit/

Naughty boy

do
not
care

Would love to get a crack at you you little AIDS ridden ponce I would crack your fragile little skull in a single motion. I'm sure you'd be the best dressed corpse in the morgue and the autopsy would be the most fucking human contact you've had in years you mincing hobgoblin.

feels good being the only good irish poster

women DO care about how you smell. to suggest otherwise is a massive cope

Guitar at all hours of the night is fine though

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peak /brit/ was being forced to wait till page 8 to make a new thread.

deleted all social media the only way to get in touch is now through /brit/, sms or email

Just the mention of an MD comedown makes my chest tight and gives me crazy anxiety

Drugs can fuck off need them out of business

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Tim being vulgar

the fuck is MD

>

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at that point where i look at certain emojis and they remind me of her

where the fuck are my headphones? I haven't left the house today so they must be around somewhere

deleted all social media the only way to get in touch is now through pigeon, telegraph or donkey

Eh it's like everything else, they'll notice you smell nice if you also look nice, if you're ugly and you smell nice it ain't going to make much of a difference

This is why r*dditors should be stoned to death

I consider the comedown of MD to be 3 days after doing it.

I can still remember the happiness the MD gave me 1-2 days after doing it, 3 days, that's the worst day by far for me.

the funny thing is i barely get hangovers and can do coke until the cows come home and feel fine the next day but mdma makes me feel like a dead man walking. and it feels like i've dropped 20 iq points

Holy shit I can't believe how time I spent as a miserable neet, should have taken up hitchhiking long ago. Every day something special happens.

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just stole some lad's headphones bet he's rooting around for them all panicky like haha

schizo tier post progression here lad get your head examined you might have a severe case of basket case

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In desperate need of a Russian gf

seething irish manlet replying to everyone who pointed out what a virgin he is

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thought i had a tumor for an hour today
turns out everyone has it tho

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Unless I have benzos handy I will never again do uppers

Smoking a cigarette while peaking is the greatest feeling known to man but not sure it's worth the cold afterwards

thought you ran out of money and had to come home
how do you afford food and a place to stay

Is it some kind of paki holiday, why are the brown people over the road letting off fireworks?

mboko is well and truly on the ropes

>omg you dont even have snapchat?

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Always find trying to get to sleep the night after the worst, keep getting the sensation of falling and always have nightmares for a few nights afterwards.

Used to be able to handle feeling low for a few days until I tore the cunt out of it two nights in a row a couple of weeks before exams. Felt almost suicidal on the Wednesday, then suddenly felt bright again on Thursday.

it's not just about 'nice' and 'bad' smells, there are 'nice' smells they don't like in a partner and 'bad' smells that they think are hot. it's like a whole different language that they aren't even aware of, but they do make decisions based on it

whiff of Chad's pungent armpits after a heavy workout = attractive

incel who showers everyday, varied and tasteful fragrance collection of colognes and deodorants = not attractive

No social media of any kind and no mobile phone anymore. Only way to contact me is the house phone or through unannounced visits to my house.

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why am i never happy
when im alone i want a gf
when i have a gf i want to be alone

whats going on

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swear the pakis around here all live in the same place and only leave the house after 11pm in their expensive cars to go to the gym or tesco

If I've had a month break from Mandy I can deal with the comedown

anything less than a month break between doing it and I find the comedowns far harsher

doesn't help bc there are some weeks I do it 3 times in the week.

benxos tho love them, they're like a reset button lol

schizo virgin freakoid

she sells her underwear and snapchat and makes more than any of us

Wtf he got a new guitar, I wonder if I could trick him into giving me his Les Paul by pretending to be an American woman offering citizenship

any tips on improving the OKcupid profile

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mboko now claiming hes brazilian pathetic nigger wish these """"people"""" in inverted commas would get out of my country

my boomer dad won't stop saying hitler was bad

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Bet a prepaid burner phone on a charger would be cheaper than home phone service

once i was getting off with some bird in a club and i realised id been doing cocaine for 2 days straight and not showered and due to the hot weather my cock absolutely reeked so i had to wash it in the sink with a bar of soap. sweats nowhere near as bad as horrible dick smell

Want to go to Tims house and mess with him but also dont want to be the straw that breaks him and have him charge me with a carving knife

has he lost weight?

look less like a white nationalist with all those movies, tv shows and songs liked and co-opted by the alt right

Wish my day was sort of like, 2ish until about 4ish at night.

Proper night owl like, feel much more free and loose late in the day

he's harmless

Just bought a 51% stake in /brit/

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>Why yes m'lady that is indeed sandalwood and rosewater you smell, one of the three scents I use to párfum myself on a daily basis

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when is the correct age to delete your instagram?

I'm thinking 23, when i finish uni?

fuck carl marks

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SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE DRUMMER

ANOTHER AND ANOTHER

Wow... this guy took the redpill

shorting /brit/ coin

only made mine at the age of 26

I'm not the racist fuckwit who denies fellow countrymen of being the same as them on retarded hitler tier preferences of who should and shouldn't be citizens.

Personally prefer alcohol to benzos for post-mandy depression

Maybe it's cross tolerance, but the 10 mg diazepams I had didn't have too noticable an effect (they were genuine). Normally if I can get a couple of friends to come to the pub early Sunday evening I'll be feeling grand after 5 or so pints.

im mr brightside

>I'm Irish but both of my parents were Brazilian
>I'm Irish
>both of my parents were Brazilian
>I'm Irish
>parents were Brazilian
>Irish

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remember the battycoin gimmick

I camp if I don't have a place to stay but a lot of people are very kind and supportive and will offer to buy me a meal or give me a place to stay. I just want to state that I don't ask or beg, I simply allow things to come to me and don't worry about money.

>sensation of falling
yeah that's called 'brain zaps', common with MDMA. Far worse when nexus flipping.

Like I know everyone is unique but honestly, I feel like the internet has given comedowns and abusing MDMA such a placebo effect now and makes people feel far worse bc yanks cant handle their mandy. (but abuse the shit out of meth and prescription drugs)

I've done it two days in a row quite a lot and felt ok after it.

how are you getting home

shall not be responding to low iq monkeys who'll be kicked out of the country soon anyway - we had a fun time kicking out the foreigners 100 years ago i'm sure there'll be a reload soon enough

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you arrive in godstowe prefecture, upper wycombe, 2108

would like to drink but im all out and the sister(designated drink buyer)(im only 20) is toiling

alcohol is just a short term fix, the comedown will come back

valium literally eradicates any comedown.

waiting for the day someone makes me go swimming or in a sauna or something and im not in a position to duck out of it

hate being fat and scarred

nobody cares mate you've made at least 5 posts now about wanting a drink and literally no one gives a shit

Just purchased a grand worth of battycoins planning on going on a major wigwam bullrun while the stocks fluctuating

It sick

gargh
bleaugh
mmph

didnt read a single letter of this post

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did some dodgy coke and speed the other night and still feel like death

Alcohol and valium both work on the ol' GABA receptors though, and valium's only gota half life of 12 hours or so

Have stretch marks on my back from puberty, my brother once saw them and told me to tell my gf to go easy.
Heh, ya

The ACMP harem

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My cousin is 25 dating a 55 year old
Bit strange ngl

Fuck you science nerd

virgin freak

what social medias do you lads actually have

did you only come here after /éire/ was mentioned on the news?
your posts absolutely stink of reddit