Chicago was the home of the first skyscraper, the deep dish pizza, and Al Capone.
Why do you foreigners ignore us and only ever remember New York, California, Florida, and Texas? Is it because we're slotted amongst a mass of irrelevant states like Indiana and Missouri (no offense)? Historically, Illinois was far more important than Texas, Florida, and California combined since we sent the most Union troops into the Civil War after NY and Ohio. Yet somehow, we're forgotten.
Is it just because you can't pronounce our name? Are you just that bad at French?
Furthermore, we are the heart of the nuclear bomb. We host Fermilab, which is our country's particle accelerator, hosting an entire industry of nuclear science: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermilab
We produce safe, nuclear energy for the entire region. We're not faggot cowards like Germans, who shudder at Japanese tsunamis and Fukushima (not that such events happen in Germany, or even Illinois). Just like France, we see nuclear energy as the future.
What is Illinois without Chicago? Just a bunch of farmland and rednecks.
Juan Evans
based and redpilled t. lives in illinois
John Gomez
This. The landscape is boring as hell
Sebastian Davis
Based >Deep dish pizza mid tier compared to the pizza you can find on Long Island >Comparing yourself to Fr*nce >Everything south of fucking Naperville is corn
You mean the state with Chicago aka Detroit 3 (Sorry Cleveland) and then a bunch of flat nothing corn fields?
Julian Young
East St. Louis is neither farmland or rednecks, along with several other towns along the Missouri border
lower Illinois > Chicago
Thomas Gray
Oh please, you faggots can't even afford to pay your lottery winners despite having two toll booths per one mile in Chicago. Broke ass state and most of it is Kansas-tier nothingness, there's no reason to go to Illinois. t. Missouri
Yeah meanwhile the why do Americans do x threads are not shitting Jow Forums at all
Anthony Rivera
shithole on Earth
Owen Collins
Illinois is a corrupt shithole, the weather's garbage, and you cornniggers can't drive for shit.
Ayden Diaz
This better be Kentucky because thats is the only border state that has better weather than us
Adrian Allen
I'd rather kill myself than be a kentuckian desu lad.
Ryan Young
well then have fun with your "lake effect snow"
Jeremiah Fisher
yeah and with a /us/ board they could all be moved there like how people move shit to /trash/
Andrew Green
>d*Wnstate subhumans disgusting
Jaxson Russell
t. disgusting cheesehead We're going to send even more terrible drivers to cause terror across your shithole state just for that post.
Jordan Myers
You faggots have /brit/ all we have is /semen/
David Gomez
well I'm not against making a /brit/ board to move that faggotry to either, both (and indeed most generals) are against the idea of an international board
