Insider here

>Sometime in December Jihan Wu waged a silent coup with the help of Dr. Wright against the oligarchs running China
>They won
>Negotiated with Trump to end the Korean war in exchange for labeling ETH as an illegal security

BCH is getting smart contracts in just over a week. The biggest obstacle to BCH killing BTC is that ETH might try to make a play for #1 during the fray. Tactical genius.

Prove me wrong.

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Big if True

fuck ETH and their commie pedo founder

So all in BCH

>soon

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what happens when ETH becomes a security? will it drop in price?

does it affect other alt cryptos using ETH?

I don't fucking doubt anything these days.

I was wondering why McAfee kept claiming, around December January, I think, that Jihan saved us all being the genius little shit that he is.

Tig Bf irue

He’s holding that shirt like it stinks.

If it's a security, all actions will be considered illegal subject to law. Being illegal, it collapses and people, including Vitalik and the hundreds of company members of the Ether foundation, can be held responsible. Just look at all the big fucking companies that control Ether. You think little wonder boy Vitalik would be able to pull off all the business progression that Ether has done by himself? Yeah fucking right, look at the guy.

The Howey test is the definition of Ethereum, hence a security and vice versa.

If it is declared a security, only one coin will rise from the ashes and it's on the fucking shirt.

Whoa

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>The biggest obstacle to BCH killing BTC is that ETH might try to make a play for #1 during the fray.
no. There is literally nothing in the way of bch taking the top spot

$57,142,857 usd June 2019

golem?

How deluded are you to think that Jihan with his meme money and a manufacturing division is even close to what chinese oligarchs hold?
It must be nice being as smoothbrained as OP

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Yea what's up with it. Mooning right now

Its not how much Jihan holds its how much they can stand to profit

I wish that skinny metrosexual communist would stop promoting scamcoins and pedophilia and just get back to working on fucking ETH.

Golem?

Golem?

Golem?

Reminder Bitcoin cash will pump to .3.
Reminder Miners will dump bitcoin and then pump bitcoin cash to .7. Leaving the bitcoin chain to die in the death spiral

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Brruuhhh look at this dood

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Jihan is probably one of the 50 richest people in China bro

large if legit

do you think the ccp is in on it?

That's unironically what I think it's going to happen.

Gargantuan if factual

So what youre saying is dump eth and all in bch because regardless of the sec ruling its going to be pumped