How to get a large loan as a NEET?

How to get a large loan as a NEET?

Canadian here, want to get a 25k line of credit to buy a car but I have no "guaranteed" income, 150k in liquid assets. What do?

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Marry someone important.

You can probably use those assets as collateral. You just need to make sure that your contact makes it illegal for then to touch your assets before a failed payment

25k to buy a fucking car that will lose money every fucking day. This is why you will always be a poorfag. Nigga rich always ends nigga poor

It's going to be used, so won't see much of a drop off in value.

You can by a good used car for $1500 and a nice looking one for $5000. 25k is just trying to impress people. No one that matters fucking cares

you're so sad aren't you?
I mean really. Like just alone, and sad.
LMAO
You should get out more.

If your assets are liquid you don't need a loan to buy a car...?

That's some hardcore projection. Keep making those payments, loser.

Want something reliable long road trips this summer. Might sell it in the winter if I pack up to go to Thailand.

I have a 97 Jimmy that's good enough as a daily but I don't want the headache of driving a shitbox long distance.

That money is invested, I could liquidate but I make much more than what the interests costs would be.

Nah I'm good.
Pretty well off, tall, dark, and quite handsome.
But yeah I'm a loser.
Keep trying to pick yourself up lmao

>Thinks having money is more important than making money
The newfags on this board make me kek

Is that money in crypto? If not you should be able to put it up as collateral

WHO IS THAT SEMEN DEMON

Unless you're going to use that car to make more money, you're going into debt for vanity. Don't ask stupid shit like this on Jow Forums
If you want to make bad decisions, head on over to reddit.com/r/personalfinance
They provide good advice, even if it's for bad decisions like this one.

who dis woman?

lol, you miser fags would fit in well there.

Apparently you can't get a loan so your calculus is a bit off, its either cash out 25k or don't buy a car

Winners don't tend to get infuriated by people talking about buying beater cars on the Jow Forums.

Your insecurities are probably this obvious to everyone around you irl, too. I hope you get better

>being such a newfag that he only gets along with other newfags
kek

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Was I infuriated? No.
Never been insecure and never will need to be.
Go back to your moms basement user

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you sir are a gentlemen, may your portfolio flourish

Use the NEXO platform.

what do you mean by this? I'm looking for suggestions where I can get one.

lol, what the fuck are you saying.

who does those types of laons?

>dark
KYS shitskin

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Ty, I wish you luck in your pursuit of virtue within fortune.