tattoos on the brain edition
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pity post
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good morning mr israel
lazy fucks
How's your afternoon?
I am lazy, feels bad.
Boring. Planning on getting a tat after my birthday
What kind of tattoo do you want?
Can't get anything big currently. Something (probably the number 777) under my collarbone. Don't ask the meaning lol
Weird, but fine.
nice """general""" you fucking losers.
it's a family thing. as a jew you must understand
some people have work you dumb kangaroo fucker
>implying most people on here have jobs
>implying you just aren't a lazy cunt
I don't really... And a getting a tattoo done under the collar bone sounds really annoying.
not really. just a take a sedative beforehand and you're fine
I don't think you're supposed to be getting tattos on sedatives...
just makes it so you don't squirm
Just don't get tattoos in places that will make you squirm?
tattoos sting everywhere though lol
Keeping your arm or leg from moving shouldn't be a problem.
only straight posts from now on. homosexuality is a sin
O-Okay bye
just kidding you can be gay if you want
Good morning!
morning. general is dead tonight
It will live again once.
Someone bullied me for having smol hands and said "you know what it means but it's better I won't say it"
Aaaa
Why are people constantly bullying you?
Because I'm smol and weird and have long hair I guess?
And people here are mega normies
Lift and get a hair cut then
>Lift and get a hair cut then
I don't want to, I wanna be cute for now.
And lifting won't fix my small hands.
pls be my bf israel
Only if I get to know you and like you user, I'll never do such things with strangers.
i like you enough for both of us!!
just be my bf already silly
How can you like someone you don't know? I mean my personality isn't great and you don't know how I look and that's on top of me barely posting on this board... Do you really want it that badly?
love doesn't make sense user!!!
Aaaaaa fine I'll do it just to try if you want me that much.
But what do we do now I have never ever done something like this!!!
its okay we take it slowly!!!
tell me about yourself
C-Can we take it somewhere private it's embarrassing
Screenshoted.
Y-You too
whaaat am i embarrassing you???
we are just talking cutie!
Aaa fine...
What do you want to know I'm not good with this stuff
What hobbies do u have!!
Ummm I like computers and vidya and animu and mango and umm I like cooking but I don't know much so I want to learn more and I want to try to get into gardening and running...at least that's all as of now...
I'll just delete this post
Danish user left me I just want a frnd
sworry!!! my internet died cutie!!
we share hobbies!!! i also have green fingers!
what are you planting this year
O-Oh....
I'm not doing anything yet I just want to get into it... I thought of getting a cute small cactus or something that smells nice.
Don't you have some animals to torture?
i cant grow cactus here in denmark but my apple trees are doing ok!
I wish I could grow trees but I live in an apartment... I'll be limited to banzai and small plants/cacti at best...
do you run a lot? i cant imagine it would be nice in the weather down there
Not really only like once or twice a week because it's really hot and I'm lazy as hell... It's hard to maintain exercising by itself and running is even more effort.
I want "winter" again so it'll be sub 20c then it'll be fine going outside.
exercising is super healthy so u shouldnt be lazy!
i also want winter back but i think my winter is different to yours
Your winter is winter winter where you need coats to not freeze.
Winter here is usually enough with a sweater or a long shirt for the coldest days and you'll only need a thin coat or an umbrella because it is raining. There are people here who call sub 15c "freezing"
Fricking gay nerds around here.
He's making me do it I'm just playing along!!
I'm pure and innocent.
You gotta watch out for those danes
even though you can't understand a word they say they'll charm ya socks off.
BE CAREFUL
O-Oh okay if you say so but I think I already agreed to being their bf and I'm unsure about what I'm supposed to do now..
you can just gonna be my bf sometimes! its ok
It's not a sometimes thing, it's yes or no and you forced it upon me so now you owe me cuddles.
Heckin' CUTE
ive never cuddled with anyone but im up for it!
Aaa
So did I... I'm just wondering if it's as nice or better than cuddling with a pillow...
it has to be better than a pillow!
a boy is warm and softer than a pillow after all
Everything does feel really soft after shaving... I'd like to think that two soft boys like that cuddling would be incredibly soft
if i ever go to israel ill cuddle with u i promise!!!
There's no reason for anyone to come here...
It's just false hope..
i have a spare mattress if u wanna come here cutie
I would like to if it's possible
Screenshot everything that the Dane and Israeli does.
i live on my own so its possible!!!
we dont even really need the extra mattress my bed is big enough for 2
I guess I'll join you in bed then... I'll just say ahead of time my sleep is really bad
Hungary-kun, it's best we let these 2 adorable anons have their private time here, even though we will be watching and blushing with excitment
>private time in a faroese fishing forum
I'm sorry I'll go I didn't mean to do this
dont leave me pls
Finlally