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tattoos on the brain edition

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pity post

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good morning mr israel

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lazy fucks

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How's your afternoon?
I am lazy, feels bad.

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Boring. Planning on getting a tat after my birthday

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What kind of tattoo do you want?

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Can't get anything big currently. Something (probably the number 777) under my collarbone. Don't ask the meaning lol

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Weird, but fine.

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nice """general""" you fucking losers.

it's a family thing. as a jew you must understand

some people have work you dumb kangaroo fucker

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>implying most people on here have jobs

>implying you just aren't a lazy cunt

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I don't really... And a getting a tattoo done under the collar bone sounds really annoying.

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not really. just a take a sedative beforehand and you're fine

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I don't think you're supposed to be getting tattos on sedatives...

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just makes it so you don't squirm

Just don't get tattoos in places that will make you squirm?

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tattoos sting everywhere though lol

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Keeping your arm or leg from moving shouldn't be a problem.

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only straight posts from now on. homosexuality is a sin

O-Okay bye

just kidding you can be gay if you want

Good morning!

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morning. general is dead tonight

It will live again once.

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Someone bullied me for having smol hands and said "you know what it means but it's better I won't say it"
Aaaa

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Why are people constantly bullying you?

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Because I'm smol and weird and have long hair I guess?
And people here are mega normies

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Lift and get a hair cut then

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>Lift and get a hair cut then
I don't want to, I wanna be cute for now.
And lifting won't fix my small hands.

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pls be my bf israel

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Only if I get to know you and like you user, I'll never do such things with strangers.

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i like you enough for both of us!!
just be my bf already silly

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How can you like someone you don't know? I mean my personality isn't great and you don't know how I look and that's on top of me barely posting on this board... Do you really want it that badly?

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love doesn't make sense user!!!

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Aaaaaa fine I'll do it just to try if you want me that much.
But what do we do now I have never ever done something like this!!!

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its okay we take it slowly!!!
tell me about yourself

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C-Can we take it somewhere private it's embarrassing

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Screenshoted.

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Y-You too

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whaaat am i embarrassing you???
we are just talking cutie!

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Aaa fine...
What do you want to know I'm not good with this stuff

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What hobbies do u have!!

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Ummm I like computers and vidya and animu and mango and umm I like cooking but I don't know much so I want to learn more and I want to try to get into gardening and running...at least that's all as of now...

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I'll just delete this post

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Danish user left me I just want a frnd

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sworry!!! my internet died cutie!!

we share hobbies!!! i also have green fingers!
what are you planting this year

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O-Oh....
I'm not doing anything yet I just want to get into it... I thought of getting a cute small cactus or something that smells nice.

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Don't you have some animals to torture?

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i cant grow cactus here in denmark but my apple trees are doing ok!

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I wish I could grow trees but I live in an apartment... I'll be limited to banzai and small plants/cacti at best...

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do you run a lot? i cant imagine it would be nice in the weather down there

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Not really only like once or twice a week because it's really hot and I'm lazy as hell... It's hard to maintain exercising by itself and running is even more effort.
I want "winter" again so it'll be sub 20c then it'll be fine going outside.

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exercising is super healthy so u shouldnt be lazy!
i also want winter back but i think my winter is different to yours

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Your winter is winter winter where you need coats to not freeze.
Winter here is usually enough with a sweater or a long shirt for the coldest days and you'll only need a thin coat or an umbrella because it is raining. There are people here who call sub 15c "freezing"

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Fricking gay nerds around here.

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He's making me do it I'm just playing along!!
I'm pure and innocent.

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You gotta watch out for those danes
even though you can't understand a word they say they'll charm ya socks off.

BE CAREFUL

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O-Oh okay if you say so but I think I already agreed to being their bf and I'm unsure about what I'm supposed to do now..

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you can just gonna be my bf sometimes! its ok

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It's not a sometimes thing, it's yes or no and you forced it upon me so now you owe me cuddles.

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Heckin' CUTE

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ive never cuddled with anyone but im up for it!

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Aaa
So did I... I'm just wondering if it's as nice or better than cuddling with a pillow...

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it has to be better than a pillow!
a boy is warm and softer than a pillow after all

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Everything does feel really soft after shaving... I'd like to think that two soft boys like that cuddling would be incredibly soft

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if i ever go to israel ill cuddle with u i promise!!!

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There's no reason for anyone to come here...
It's just false hope..

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i have a spare mattress if u wanna come here cutie

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I would like to if it's possible

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Screenshot everything that the Dane and Israeli does.

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i live on my own so its possible!!!
we dont even really need the extra mattress my bed is big enough for 2

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I guess I'll join you in bed then... I'll just say ahead of time my sleep is really bad

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Hungary-kun, it's best we let these 2 adorable anons have their private time here, even though we will be watching and blushing with excitment

>private time in a faroese fishing forum

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I'm sorry I'll go I didn't mean to do this

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dont leave me pls

Finlally

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