Wow, the weekend passed pretty quick eh wagie...

Wow, the weekend passed pretty quick eh wagie? Hope you got all your chores done today and are getting ready for bed now. Need to be full of energy tomorrow for a productive day. Who knows, maybe you'll even impress your boss and get that 1.25% raise you've been dreaming of ;)

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Doubt it boomers fucked us royally in terms of reasonable pay and are still shitting up the job market working for peanuts because they are just stupid brainlets

is it that time of the week again? oh dear, the wagies will be getting up early tomorrow to beat the traffic since mr shekelsbergstein asked them to come in 30 minutes early

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I wirk for the gubment, maxed out salary cap, literally cannot get a raise, but its okay as i plan to quit later this year and cash out my sweet sweet crypto gains.

>mfw australian where wagies are already working hard for their weekly pittance so they can keep living paycheck to paycheck
>mfw crypto NEET

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Oh... Hey wagies, didn't notice you for a moment there. Your boring and uneventful presence doesn't even stir me from my thoughts, good thing I had to check biz to see how my NEET bucks have grown over the past 2 years before I put in a 9 hour PUBG session. This is a tough year for us NEETs. I would HATE to have just gotten into crypto recently and be chasing moon missions only to get dumped on.

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Biz never fails to run these threads up into the 100's, day after day. Good thinking OP.

Is that some sarcasm filled with hate I sense? Come on wagie, don't get ragie

sup, wage bitch?

>I would HATE to have just gotten into crypto recently and be chasing moon missions only to get dumped on.
STOP IT!

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i just love my work, maybe i get a raise in the next years if i work hard

Can't wait to go to work tomorrow to work for my BASED boss, Jamal. He voted for Trump and says he will give me a raise if I work an extra 60 hours during the week.

100 hour work week that sounds fun and i used to complain about a 70 hour week.

Watch one of these wagie bashers get a serious illness or injury and lose all their money because they don't have any health insurance

Huh, good thing I'm a brit and it's a bank holiday or this might have got me.

With zero income they automatically qualify for medicaid ( or medicade or however you spell it).

>being american
>being an american wagie

laughing real hard here boys

tfw own my company, doing strategy consulting projects for clients, can go to "work" whenever I want, mostly off-site work too.

ez $250k per yr, feels good mang

mush mush wagies only 10 more miles to go

I work from home @ 9am. I wake up @ 5:30. Eat breakfast. Go for a run. Practice programming. Practice problem solving on LeetCode. Then Skype with my boss @ 9 to see what needs to be done. I'm left alone for the rest of the week to finish my tasks. I contact him when I'm stuck.

This weekend I went to a blockchain startup meetup. Met many like minded people. Connected. And made some friends.

I'm pretty fucking happy about the life I built for myself even if you consider me a "wage-cuck". Appearently if I love being productive I'm considered a "wage-cuck" to all those lazy unproductive golden-spon-up-their-ass faggots.

Grow the fuck up.

soaking in this glorious wagie rage, i particularly liked that fantasy story you wrote. back to it though bucko, the big man needs those reports done by 5pm.

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now now wagie dont go all ragie on us

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just worked 6 days in a row now back for another 5. it sucks being a slave

marx and lenin were right

AAAAAAAAAAH
I HATE WAGEKEKING SO MUCH
SAVE ME LINK

it's okay user, society will always require slaves. thank you for your service.

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Somebodies gotta write the code for my shitcoins. Thanks for taking one for the team wagie.

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lol holy fuck this is top tier bantz

We all don't have the luxury of not working. That's just how it is. If you do have that luxury, then coming here to simply gloat about it is not very flattering towards you. Just sayin.

fucking brutal lol
>t. wagecuck

America is such a third world shit hole

>drive to work in your mid-range car and personalised plate financed by debt to impress other wagies in the traffic jam
>forced to play office politics all day and associate with normie brainlets that prevent you from actually being productive for Mr Shekelberg
>get paid the bare minimum while Mr Shekelberg rinses all the profit you've produced in dividends he uses to send his kids to the best schools to be your kids boss in the future
>spend all your meagre wage on massive mortgage financed by Mr Shekelbergs cousin
>literally never be in a net positive equity position in your entire life

And the wagie cycle continues

>frogposting
>strawman for replies
No, she left you because you're a faggot.

imagine being so upset about your life choices you feel the need to justify yourself online
wagecuck cope is sadder than stinky linkie delusion

I have a friend who literally checks the BTC price 24/7 and hardly sleeps because of it. When our group of friends hang out he is always on his phone autistically checking the BTC price for his shorts. I'm not a wagecuck but is this what you mean with day trading instead of waging? Because they seem pretty damn familiar.

Fuck off pathetic meets no one wants to hear from you basement dwelling overgrown hamsters. Have some respect I'm working to support a sick wife and our 2 kids what have you accomplished fucking nothing you shit stains produce nothing and only mooch and take you are vermin

breath in, breath out. breath in, breath out. it will all be ok wagie. you only have another 4 days to go before your 2 day break

Fucker I work weekends. I am a man. Men provide no matter the cost

>our 2 kids

Are you sure they arent her 2 kids mr ragie wagie?

>Cuck fantasy projection
LOL

He's egging you on and you literally have EGG in your id

I would feel sick with myself if I was a neet, fucking leech

NEET life doesn't imply welfare, my harebrained wagecuck friend
wagecucks are actually more parasitical than NEETs
>consumes gas to get to work, bad for the environment
>gets drunk and does drugs to cope with shitty life
>buys pointless consumerist trinkets with planned obsolescence to justify wasting their life wagecucking
everything a wagecuck does is a net negative for society
whereas NEETs could literally live in self-sustaining communes, in harmony with nature and wagie's gf

i would feel hatred and disgust too, if i were a wagecuck trapped in an endless rat race. sleep tight wagie, tomorrow you have to do it all over again!

>marx and lenin were right
No they are wrong
That's the point of these threads
Free markets means you don't have to work

Health care is better in a free market
It's a million times cheaper in a free market

How do you live then? How do you have a house, a computer, food?

Everything about this is wrong

It's central banks fault

Youre going to regret "cashing out". Bitcoin is money, you fool.

Shouldnt have had kids in the first place
Shouldn't have gotten a woman with shite dna
Got to look for fit and sturdy women, strong legs, never sick. If shell incubate your minions she better pack some punch.

Oh boy. Cant you see youre being played? "Men provide and im a man hurr"

>fantasy story
>anything positive about being NEET

you're adorable, failure

>tfw officechad at international company
>foreign cuties everywhere, constant eyecandy
>friends with everyone
>great terms with all the managers
>smash my work easily, get all the praise and bonuses
>shitpost and trading on binance right now on the company dollar
Feels good mayne.bmp

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Holy fuck, this is golden thread. So many wagecucks are trying to justify their wagecucking. Just quit your job, do yourself a favor.

“Men are slaves, men should work 7 days a week while their wife’s chill out at home fucking Jamal” ~The biggest Cuck of them all

we believe you

So how do you live then? How do you have a house, food, a computer?

The future is no jobs ever!!!

>not leeching off your parents

Are you some kind of orphan?

>crypto board
>HOW DO U PAY BILLS
did you get lost on the way to Jow Forums or something?

I wish I was a wagecuck on this weekend. I fucking lost all my gains I got this month plus some extra. Fucking hell, 7 days are wasted on nothing.

They accumulate good boy points from their mommies to make purchases of course.

I'm asking you, personally, how you have a house, food, a computer without working. Fucking mong.

A lot of people's parents don't put up with that shit when you pass a certain age. So not everybody has that luxury. If you do have that luxury, and you're here to gloat about it, then what does that say about you as a person?

I have it for free.

OK, how?

Well, like, I don't pay for it.

What's the matter Cat got your tongue? It's not a hard question. It is important tho if you're gonna come here and make a big deal about being an alleged "neet".

You are just stupid wagecuck. What kind of an answer do you want? Do you want me to tell you how to get a free, let's say, food? Nope, no tips for the brainlet.

No, I want to know how you, personally, get food, a house, a computer etc. You know what, it's fine if you don't want to tell me.

Little piece of garbage. Hope you will shit with your dick in The future

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>crypto board
>HOW DO YOU PERSONALLY PAY BILLS
did you get dropped on the head often as a kid? do i really need to spell it out for you?

Regardless, I mean assuming you're even an actual neet at all, then you must have some kind of lucky break, or situation, or luxury that many people don't have. And you're here to gloat about that. Think about that. It doesn't really inspire me to want to be in your shoes, I'll tell you that.

I pulled a 5 day sickie I regret nothing.

Is it so difficult to just answer? How do you, personally live without working?

>tfw 1.5 hour commute both ways
>walk to train station, catch train for 40 minutes, 10 minute tram ride.
>8.5 hours of debt collection
>catch tram to train station, catch train for 40 minutes, catch Uber home because don't have licence and don't want to get jumped by niggers
>get home and enjoy my 4 hours of free time which involves cooking and cleaning
>sleep and repeat

I live paycheck to paycheck because I blow all my money on fucking weed.

lmao butblasted

ahahahaha I imagine over 1000 wegelurkers monitoring this thread now for answers. Don't tell them guys.

I'm not someone who thinks there is some kind of moral reason to work, but a lot of people just have to work to get by. That's how it is. So I get that 90% of the people in this thread aren't even real neets, and this is just a particularly obnoxious form of trolling. I get that. But for those real neets here, I want to know what your situation is that you are fortunate enough to not have to work. It seems to be a rather difficult question to answer for some reason...

Don't smoke weed and live closer to work you fucking degenerate.

I invested in crypto... Third time I tell you that.
Your weird obsession with individuals over ideas is unironically the reason why you're destined to be a wagecuck, and cope through attributing success to external factors like "luck" and other nonsense. Head to r/personalfinance, that's as good as it gets for your kind.

Ok half the people here are talking about just living with their parents, so it's not really obvious is it. So you made it in crypto allegedly, and now you're here to gloat about it? That's what you're all about now? I mean ok, I guess.

Wagecuck checking in after a 10 hr shift working for sheckleberger.

I hate u Neets so much. Just kys already.

Yes, but do you know what really fucked it up for us?

WOMEN ENTERING THE WORKFORCE FULL TIME.

My crypto investments have done so well that I now make ~$9k/month, conservatively, with my masternodes. I dont have to, thus I do not, wagecuck.

About to turn 30, get my own place, and start my own crypto-consulting business.

If crypto continues on its parabolic ascent I won't have to wagecuck ever again.

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Should I get a license as well sir

I just woke up. It's 3pm here.
Sure feels good to be an independent individual without any obligations.

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you're getting weirder and weirder
correcting a wagecuck who calls out NEETs for being leeches when the wagecuck lifestyle is obviously more parasitic has nothing to do with "gloating"
it's not gloating to talk about fucking his gf either, everyone knows wagie gfs are easy

Why do I get the feeling that half this thread is just one bored NEET talking to his own sockpuppet?

Because you're a wagie. Wagies are naturally stupid.

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