ITT: We brainstorm methods of killing Americans

ITT: We brainstorm methods of killing Americans

I'll start
>Mexican restaurant
>No toilets

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>take away insulin shots
>?????
>profit

>arm teachers

>Americans
>giving a shit about the absence of toilets
They'll shit their pants anyway

>send their kids to school

>Put DNA in their food

put vegetables in school meals

They have already Walmarts everywhere.

put healthy food in school meals

>Give regular soda
>In diet soda cups

we'll just shart in the mart instead

Turn off GPS.

>Start some conflict on Vietnam
>Americans will be killed one by one in the jungle
Predator tier shit right there

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>can't see the Viet Cong's in the trees
>burn down the forest and lace it with poison so that it never regrows and the viets have nowhere to hide
WHATCOULDPOSSIBLYGOWRONG

>Two-tier ambulance system
>Charge $600 for basic tier ambulance
>Charge $1000 for ambulances with basic shit like life support
>charge $500 bucks per night at the hospital and inflate services that cost less than $100 (MRI) by 15-20x
>americans may recover, but goes bankrupt and dies of chronic stress

gg americunts

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My bad.

100x like pic related. using these machines aren't fucking expensive at all.

t. worked in MRT before

So what it gets paid by insurance.
We and viets are friends now. They hate china more than us.

How to kill an Australian?
Impale them with a stingray

How to kill a Cypriot?
If they're on the Greek half forcibly drop them in the Turkish half and vice versa

How to kill a Kiwi?
Tell a Maori that they'll gain magical powers from eating them

How to kill a Mexican?
Bubonic Plague

How to kill a Frenchman?
Run them over with a truck while yelling "Allahu Ackbar!"

How to kill a German?
Send them to a work camp and make them work to death

How to kill a Malay?
Reactivate Unit 731

How to kill a Ukrainian?
"Blowout soon fellow STALKER!"
"When?"
"NOW!"

How to kill a Canuck?
Be mean to them

WHORE

shite post

How to kill a Dutchman?
Make a Japanese soldier eat them

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How to kill an Icelander?
Just invade them, they don't have an army

Start an internet meme where you film yourself eating laundry detergent and post it on youtube

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How to kill a Finn

>Leave a note
>”Do it already pussy, nobody will care”

How to kill a Britbong
>"OI! WHERE'S YOUR EXISTIN' LOICENCE M8!?"

please stop posting

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You sir are PLATINUM mad.

Publish a fraudulent study claiming that vaccines cause autism, then watch and laugh as all their children die from easily preventable diseases.

Ban all automatic cars.

Your army couldnt beat rice farmers much less sheep farmers

>Literal irish rapebabby

El ogro de las americas

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