/brit/

Twenty floors above the dark streets of the city, Dr. Light lived in a run-down tenement
An eccentric and brilliant man
Light was a loner, a thinker, a man of ideas
Ideas forbidden in Wily's society
The society for which he worked
The society in which he lived
The society that he would set free
And so Light worked, far into the night, when the watchful eyes of Wily's robots weren't upon him
He'd set his skillful hands to the task of creating a device to bring about a change, to create a machine to bring freedom, to create a man to save the world
Twelve years Light worked and on a cold night in the year 200X, Protoman was born
A perfect man, an unbeatable machine, hell-bent on destroying every evil standing between man and freedom, built for one purpose, to destroy Wily's army of evil robots. Ready, willing, prepared to fight

*calls you a soyboy*

Attached: vinatge-london-skinheads-by-derek-ridgers-1980s-09.jpg (1050x788, 178K)

If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
A body of England's, breathing English air,
Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.

And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.

- Jude Law, 2018

wtf is this queer fag with his shit poetry

peep this poetry, someone offered to buy it from me hold on

The streets, the arteries of this metropolis, run with bodies. Crowding together, they flow out of the city, toward a superstructure east of town. A factory. A fortress. Glancing at it the facade resembles the face of a skeleton. Smoke pours from the stacks high above the outer wall. The gates are open. A figure stands in the light before the entrance. Perfectly still, he waits. The crash of metal destroys the silence. One by one the Robots step forward, step into the lightCutman
Gutsman
Elecman
Bombman
Fireman
Iceman
Proto
Attack!

I MOUNT AND FUCK
SHE ASKS ME TO PUNCH HER IN THE RIBS
I OBLIGE BEFORE SHE FINISHES HER SENTENCE
I FUCK FOR HOURS, BUT IT DID NOT USED TO BE THE CASE
WHEN I WAS IN LOVE, I CAME EARLIER AND ALL TOO SOON
NOW I AM OUT OF LOVE AND FEEL ABOVE, I FUCK FOR HOURS
I STAND UP, PLACE ONE LEG ON THE BED AND PUSH MY HIPS FORWARD AND LEAN BACK SLIGHTLY
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AT MY REFLECTION AND SMILE
I LOOK DOWN AT HER, PLACE MY HAND AT THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND WITH MY OTHER HAND I USE IT TO CONTROL MY SEX ORGAN TO SLAP IT ON HER LIPS AND FACE
I GROW HARDER, SHE MOANS AS I USE THE TOP SIDE OF MY FOOT TO RUB HER
I MOTION WITH MY HAND FOR HER TO OPEN HER MOUTH WIDE
SHE OBEYS
I CLOSE MY EYES AND PUSH FORWARD UNTIL I HEAR HER CHOKING
AGAIN, AGAIN, AND AGAIN
I HAVE BEEN LIVING FOR 25 YEARS AND HAVE NEVER SHOT MY LIFE FORCE ANYWHERE OTHER THAN MY OWN HAND OR DEEP WITHIN A CUNT
TODAY IS NO DIFFERENT

The violence is surreal. Metal against metal, the sound is deafening. For most, the reaction is automatic. Hands cover ears. Mothers reach to cover eyes of terrified children. The blows are quick and precise. This is Protoman. Dealing death without remorse, without hesitation, and still, the fight is unbalanced. One against so many. Protoman fights without fear of defeat, although it is inevitable. The men keep their distance, straining to see every crushing blow through the smoke that has surrounded the ongoing battle. The din stops abruptly. Unsettlingly
And as the smoke cleared!
Wily rose above the countless robots remaining. Protoman was wounded, low on energy, struggling to remain standing as Wily ordered the final attack
The death of Protoman

stop spamming you stupid cunts

The crowd had gathered there to watch him fall, to watch their hopes destroyed
They watched them beat him, they watched them break him, they watched his last defense deployed
There was not a man among them who would let himself be heard
But from the crowd, from their collective fear, arose these broken words:
We are the dead
We are the deadWhat have we done? (We are the dead)
What will we do? (We are the dead)
Where will we turn? (We are the dead)
Is there nothing we can do? (We are the dead)
How did it come to this? (We are the dead)
How did we go so wrong? (We are the dead)
We are the dead (We are the dead)

I stand on American soil. Free speech is my right.

doing a poo

>I stand on American soil. Free speech is my right.

Attached: 1505797902388.gif (342x342, 393K)

Give my love to a shooting star
But she moves so fast
That I can't keep up
I'm chasing
I'm in love with a shooting star
But she moves so fast
When she falls then
I'll be waiting

Attached: would'vn't.png (1173x850, 215K)

would u sniff her seat

be honest lads

Attached: 1532210005867.jpg (640x942, 150K)

Attached: IMG_20180712_095111.jpg (678x960, 147K)

>METAL ON METAL
youtube.com/watch?v=6b5XHOuxk2U

Attached: 1523710190941.jpg (1080x1080, 54K)

shitty thread

Literally listening to this song right now. Wow wow small world. What a banger

Might give a quick waff
I'd rather have my face be the seat

poo

had a few very bloody poos last week
must be the ol' 'roids actin' up again

GAYSEXIT MEANS GAYSEXIT LETS HAVE SOME GAY SEX INNIT

>oiiiiiii u got a loicense for that knoife?

we tried to warn you

Attached: F.jpg (500x351, 15K)

that's just a butter knoife m8
show me a REAL knoife

Anyone with experience with sticking their dick in crazy? I'm talking to a girl that literally believes that if you masturbate, sexual vampires will come in your dreams and drain your sexual energy.

grim grim grim grim grim grim grimr grim grim

>tfw no non-intellectual african-american gf to talk about kanye and makeup with

Attached: 1530783490134.jpg (400x400, 25K)

doesn't that hurt?

looking at the shit makes my dick hurt

same with that one where the african fella is being circumcised if you've seen it

makes me extremely uncomfortable to even think about

will never get tired of sneering at poor people

dont know but i can tell hes a chink from the gimpy hands and nails

you ever noticed different people have different shaped nails?

>OI RIGHT WOT IF RIGHT WOT IF THA COMPUTAH CUDNT UNDATAH STAND LUV!?

Attached: 1515164055925.png (570x759, 813K)

>non
Fake woke

he's circumcised moron

Attached: 1514989638655.png (893x804, 849K)

he's not

>brainwash

Its called education honey

No that sort of crazy, but threatened to commit suicide multiple times since knowing her, pretending to do it in front of me, and self harming in front of me, with everyone telling me it's just for attention, me not beliviving them, but now beliviving it

tfw your government has been completely taken over by the jews

not him you fucking brainlet, learn how to read

a different video of an african fella being circumcised with a knife while stood up

they basically peel his foreskin off

>much jews

When did amerimutts become a literal parody

and the guy doesnt even show pain or anthing. he just stands there and takes it like its nothing

nah but that lad is defo circumcised

>complains about antisemitism
>uses a literal racist term

sneezing 4 times in a row and getting a nosebleed
great way to start off another morning of toil

fuck that sounds intense
has he got something wrong with the nerves in his flute?

Mate u can see he's pulling it back

100% a chink or Arab look at those fucking goat fingers

any HYPEBOIS in?
purchased LM2 already and will play tonight

Attached: 1532942002375.jpg (1024x576, 78K)

yeye but mutts are mutts
jews are jews
chinks are chinks
english are gods

Are Jews considered white? Is it racemixing to have children with a Jew?

yes its a fun ride but doesn't end well usually, but tbf yours seems like a completely different brand of crazy, you could leverage that for sex 24/7

>amerimutts this bad at reading

Lol at 17yrold incel thinking Jews are the root of the worlds problems

Nothing to do with antisemitism

They're like ur bogeyman

no hes just a tribal wog basically

some maturity ritual probably lol

if he shows fear they probably lob the rest of it off lad

its considered beastiality since goyim are cattle

christ you lot are cringey in the mornings

you got brain cancer

Never ends well

Side ting told the gf I was cheating on her and my baby was born 2 days later

Most maturing week of my life

Definitely just bogey man ain't that right, Heebie?

Attached: P.png (690x5604, 590K)

found the newfag, folks

Quality of the mutts on all the boards is poor atm

Must be something to do with reddit and summer tbf

>caring about being cringy at all, ever
>caring about being cringy on the net
>caring about being cringy anonymously on the net

big untermensch, sort your life out, you're dying

jewish capitalists want to flood the first world with cheap 3rd world labor in order to drive down native wages, same reason they pushed so hard for western women to enter the workforce

denying this is to deny reality

?only in the mornings

genuinely wish I do

Oh my!

Attached: 1483959150815.gif (500x424, 737K)

Toil beckons

Attached: JUST.jpg (600x885, 35K)

who could be behind all these problems? we just don't know

Attached: 1531047821549.png (536x498, 23K)

This

Fuck off

Another classic American tripe is that USA = the whole fucking world

Also what is wrong with image pls

it's me. sorry lads hope you can forgive xx

let me finish my oats bar and coffee first,
i beg you

Saw a very quirky girl with a gimpy leg yesterday. Felt like I was in an indie film

did you choke a bitch?

USA petty much is the whole world in terms of economy you dopey incel faggot

See a dr

Capitalism is a major problem but religion does not come into it

Think harder

Man, this girl is cute as fuck and is into some of the same things that I am. When I looked at her facebook I couldn't believe it, I mean, she looked like gf material, what a shame.
Now I don't even know how to proceed to fuck her. She's one of those "spiritual" types but I've never seen anything as nutty as this.

>rest of the world
what's that? lol flyover countries

Tell her you're scared of the vampires and need release

>clearly has the frenulum attached to the end of the inner skin
>He's circumcised
quite runtish statement I must say

Attached: Cat.jpg (604x603, 47K)

>every news outlet going nuts about no-deal brexit destroying the economy
>blame being thrown around like MSG in a chinese restaurant
>lefties demanding a second referendum or outright ignoring the previous referendum
>actual impact would be 4% tariff with the EU and a saving of 40bn 'divorce fund'
>economists predict impact on GDP growth less than 1%
it won't impact the economy, so what is the real reason elites don't want a no-deal brexit?

You're forgetting poland

She literally is sat 5 metres away from me

We work night shifts together

Resisting urge to herm her all night

Found the gen z Instagram bubble baby

America/capitalism is dying and will be sped up by robotics advancements. good riddance.

holy shit they cut that bit too?

>it won't impact the economy
*sucks in air through teeth*

we did it reddit

Attached: 1533016850185.jpg (664x647, 94K)

Wonder what stacies fanny tastes like lads
Best pornstar of them all that one.

reckon I've got the most offensive views in /brit/

ah yes it is just a coincidence that they have so much power in government, media, banking and all private sectors, nothing at all to do with ethnic nepotism and subversion

now i see the light

Taking the runt for a work

Attached: runt.gif (796x1166, 518K)

She believes that a famous brazilian comedian got killed because he said he saw an UFO. That's what I gathered from her facebook, I can't even begin to imagine what other shit she believes. I'm overwhelmed by crazy.

>It won't impact the economy

Basically I foreigners will never understand

Danny dyer loving coming home boomers want nuh England to go back to the glory days of the 80s (?)

Therefore we have to be OUT

Not a little bit out

OUT

Attached: 12d.jpg (500x672, 65K)