/cum/

>tfw you will never wake up in japari park

shant

WCS and Skal will be good, aaaany year now

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>be canadian
>wake up in japari park
>die of heat stroke because the temperature is above 68F

>meme diet
It's literally how you evolved to eat for two hundred thousand years. You can have carbs and sugar and snacks on occasion, just minimize it.

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Modern human digestion is not the same as Paleolithic humans and we evolved when our diet changed
It’s a meme diet

let's go in the middle of the african savannah and do hard drugs friend

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>want to go to sleep
>brother is blasting his nigger beats

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it's 30 celcius most of the time here

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Our early ancestors got energy via photosynthesis
We were literally evolved for photosynthesis which means you should stop eating right now

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>convert commie units to farenheit on google
>mfw Leafs think 86* is hot

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Go rap with your brother

It’s a comfy 64 here in Santa Barbara

>not dabbin with ur bro to basketball american muziq

doing it wrong desu

>commie units

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I only have sisters :(

you know who uses celcius? the russians

ie, commie units

stupid spic

I just want to fucking sleep not listen to nogs yelling

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Beta3

read+sleep time gn

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>Not foricing your sisters to fuck niggers
You racist?

Maybe if you weren't racist you cud sleep

youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY

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how the fuck do people post in /lat/?

smoke some of the devils lettuce and randomly flip through a spanish dictionary

Anybody else hate Israel

>tfw no jewess gf

I'm starting to hate jews ironically just for funposting's sake. I still don't really know why I should actually care about jews or israel though.

Been dating this girl for 4 years and would not hesitate to dump her if I found out she’s a Jew (she’s thankfully a Catholic though)

I hate them unironically.

>he doesn't have a long expanding list of cute Jewesses

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mmmmm

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I'm not a spic
I'm white

Theres a new girl at my autism security job

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Why, kinda curious.

>walk in
>get approached by a terrone asking me about north african women

unattractive

Hope she rapes you

don't use a name bro

excellent thread

I’m Lebanese

fuck you

>Jow Forums

yikes

Remembering moments from my past whilst laying in bed rn

im mentally ill

Really need one of those white gfs

>whilst

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あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

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Can't go to sleep

Kinda hungry tho

I’m a fan of white girls

>above avg length
>less than avg girth
This is like a sick joke wtf

>placer is back
truly we cannot escape

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lemme guess, /cum/ died without me posting

>being a regular poster
I post for 2 days a month

uh, no, because i was here

I wanna be Asian

I’m technically Asian

who the fuck is placer

I wanna be a real Asian
East Asian. Would do anything to become one

Me

anime posters are sad lonely men using cute girls as a way to live vicariously through the lives of cartoon characters with flawless looks and fitness to ignore the fact that their lives are shit and that they need to actually put in effort to improve.

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Is me.
Hey
Fuck spics

West Asians are Asian

so many japs in hawaii

so hideous. Cant wait for some yellow fever fag to finally go to asia and realize their kpop circlejerks only exist in photoshop and extensive makeup coverage

Least I ain't no spic lmao

No

Retarded nigger

just parkour'd my way to the roof of my apartment and had a fap and coomed off the ledge

Just beat up a spic

Stop fucking linking r9k
Dumb spic

Just reported the spic

*does a think*

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Californians aren't white or human beings

no

I'm not clicking that
Just gonna report the spic

mad cause bad

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i can just reset my IP and keep posting you silly willy

Mad cuz you're not white and I am

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you're not white, urkel

:(

lol

I might not be white, but at least I'm not a spic kek

it's my 21st birthday today, buds
I feel sad. I wish I had friends to celebrate it with

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But you do have friends
We're your friends!

buon compleanno, amico

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nigga crack open a steel reserve and shitpost with us

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>steel reserve

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Really want that gf thing, buds
If only I weren't ugly

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