The nurse nearly caught me fapping

The nurse nearly caught me fapping.
>just came in my hand
>nurse walks into my room without knocking
>hand full of cum
>tell her i dont feel so good and have to go to the bathroom
>Awkwardly walk to the bathroom trying to hide my cum covered hand and erect dick
how can i look her in the eyes again ?

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Do you think she was making fun of you afterwards

She would have

probably
next time ill fap in the bathroom with the door locked
whats a good method to hide a boner ?

how long are you in hosptial that you can't wait? 2 days?

it's over

she smelt it

Ive been here over a week, dunno when i'll leave
STOP

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What the fuck Spain

> not an Australian flag
I'm surprised
I hope theres no hats feelings though, nurce was just doing her job
If there is I sure hope you keep than it of int

wot wrong frien ?

Don't

Why did you cum in your hand?

sometimes there isn't a tissue. its a very important life skill.

>be 3 weeks ago
>be 18 years old
>working the summer as a cleaner in a nursing home
>get sexually harassed by nurse
hashtag metoo

when i fap alone at home i usually fap in my hand and then hold it there and awkwardly walk to the bathroom to wassh it off
you know, those trees you use for tissues wont last forever, save the environment

>he doesn't just wipe the cum from his hand with his underpants

lmao

I usually just come onto my mattress

good God how autistic, conho

Although that's pretty autist of your part, nurses usually have to dealt with situations far worse than the one you're describing, so remain calm and don't do it again.

I do this too. My mum probably notices it too, but she never made an awkward remark about it so it's okay

first of all why are you in a hospital?

So you waste water instead

lung problems, ill have surgery soon
nothing serious dont worry !!!

i hope your cardio monitor was off during you being nasty

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>My mum probably notices it too
this

I doubt it will come to anything, nurses are the pinnacle of professionalism and are instructed on the virtues and importance of patient privacy.

Socks were invented for a reason, user.

i do this when i'm about to cum and i realise i haven't got a tissue next to me
happens way too often

>not cumming in your belly button and making a protein snack out of it

They're professionals in the sense that they'll maintain their composure when dealing with the patient, but that's not to say they won't make fun of the patient out of earshot.

Mate, piss off.

Semen doesn't simply dissolve in water. You might be accumulating gunk in your pipes.

The nurse probably came to check on him because the monitor suggested he was arrytmic. She must've realized he was chocking it and tried to play it cool so as to not embarass him.

The nurse would have gossiped to all the other nurses about it.

Nurses tend to gossip out of earshot of the patient because they see it as being done in confidence, but that whole idea breaks down when the patient overhears them. This leaves the nurse in a position where they must deny the gossip and act as of nothing ever happened.