I know it's only May, but I just want to say I'm super excited with our candidates so far:
>Guy who looks into selling his spare kidney to buy Link. >Oatmeal bro. >British biztard who quit Uni because who wants to attend boring clases when Link's going to make you rich in six months. >Assblaster truthers. >NEET Linkies planning a drugs-and-ladyboys Thai meetup for when Link hits $1000. >Dumb and dumber who periscoped a conference and made Big Mac jokes in front of Sergey. >CEO-harrassing Linkies.
Tell us why YOU deserve to be in Link's Valhalla, the list of people who broke Sergey's spirit.
i dont i imagine i'm just an average LINKIE haven't been to class since APRIL 1 (that was the opening to register for a new major) realized all my options were shit, went home, bought a masternode, and now I live off of that while I wait for the singularity. comfiest 80k a year.
I'm sure there's a few guys who dropped college after investing >10k stinks >I'm that guy
Carson White
Assblaster was the funniest LARP the link community had. He literally only talked about information that was already available without providing anything new. He aggregated existing speculation on Jow Forums
I don't know what the guy who was behind it intended, but he managed to create a spotlight for newfags of this board.
Landon Cooper
I forgot to add Linkie doxxers. Not cool, user.
Lucas Brown
kek, 10k LINKy in college right now. College is a lot less interesting that before.
Andrew Parker
why did you basedboys make me look bald?
Benjamin Cooper
The Stephen Hawkings of larpers indeed. We'll never see the likes of him again, but the delusion remains forever..
