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did those little deaths do the job?

some chinese man is pretending to be a British woman abroad
dark times indeed

excellent album

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Love linking this
youtube.com/watch?v=oDnRYNq-WU4

Chet, me and the brohans are gonna drive down to Walmart in Tyrone's truck to get some aigs
Wanna join?

literally nothing wrong with shagging your qt cousins mate

Reckon tim is David’s long lost brother lad
They’re both musical mentalists except one is unappreciated in his time

just wanked twice in 15 minutes

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It's like a machine gun to the soul

lefties are genetics deniers

Quintessential Yank post

he played it left hand

Hope it wasnt to that dog

Cor
If she had a Chinese name it would be Peng Ting

that's clearly a human

throw that yank down the well

youtube.com/watch?v=Zpkv4KDIsqs

just been woken by a very terriyfing crash of thunder, sounded like a tree falling violently over right next to my ear

Business Idea: Don't allow white Christians in to the country because some of them have funny names and let in brown and black Muslims in because their great grandad was ruled by us

woke up in excruciating pain

t. only has ugly relatives

Post rare Jefferies

well I think the thing is...

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twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1023869545256284161

Think my 'fight or flight' instinct was replaced with 'kill myself'

doing a no thumb

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When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that wakes up next to you

>the protogf hates bruce springsteen

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Taking out the trash
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-45015080

>trash
foy

don't really believe e is a proper constant like pi or i

HAVE A STYE IN MY EYELID REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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it's not even geometrically defined

Geometrically define THIS
*forces you*

I want to lick Emma Watson’s anus.

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And it was 45% white british 7 years ago

Lefties will be cumming in their pants when the 2021 census data is released

brexit means brexit

i'm actually a topology expert
*contorts into bizarre shape*
*slides out the room*

>maths
nerdy runts

red white and blue brexit desu

just got a 3 like streak on tinder lads

a 3 streak of benders no doubt

reckon I might do some terrorist attacks

Piss off moni

Greggxit

white red and green brexit
fuck scotland

Despite being in a city with lots of westerners I could be very successful on tinder and tantan, but alas, I choose not to

china smells of eggs and burned plastic

I want to ejaculate all over Emma Watson’s breasts.

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westerners dont like Chinese men
Simple as

*does a little dance*

Whites do not support multiculturalism that's why white flight is occurring in every English city. Working class whites see their communities turn into dogshit when pakis and blacks start proliferating, then some limp wristed lefty from a 99% white town will call them racist, fucking lefties need to be gassed

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Smells PENG

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classic 'une
youtube.com/watch?v=I2dfGC1oziE

*makes a little love*

what would tim's debut single be for his upcoming rap choon

Post a picture of Jeffery the Ethiopian

*gets down tonight*

Thought Tim was hung like a horse for a second

Just had a scrummy and feeling absolutely chuffed lads by jobs innit

soulless and dull

remember when is the lowest(highest) form of conversation
youtu.be/LTFIdYoXwUw

Like most of the New World then

t. butthurt jap

best thing about China is being allowed to browse english-language wikipedia about whatever you want
i searched heaps of stuff about chinese history that would be banned if written in chinese

runt tower btw, go to guangzhou (i think you're in sz?)

vox.com/platform/amp/policy-and-politics/2018/7/30/17505406/trump-obama-race-politics-immigration

>"Even gentle, unconscious exposure to reminders that America is diversifying — and particularly to the idea that America is becoming a majority-minority nation — pushes whites toward more conservative policy opinions and more support of the Republican Party."

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Alri Tony soprano

any Chinese lad needs to meet me by Guildford waitrose at half 12 and I will fucking deck them

>waitrose
tarquin prat

good tune

Yeah I'm in Shenzhen. Won't get the opportunity to go for a bit but I'm going to try and go before I leave China.
Wiki was actually banned for a couple of days not too long ago

fuck off chink

youtu.be/3b9D1HaOKHs
still haven't had a good uptake on this one yet
i'm convinced it's a banger

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I want Emma Watson to poo in my open mouth.

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>she laughs at things that aren't funny
massive red flag

by 2050 japan and both koreas will be fully in chinas orbit and will basically be chinese protectorates by that point

t. knower

of what

as will the rest of the world, including the poonited sharts of arsemerica

How dare you
youtube.com/watch?v=11YJaE51Zxw

Means she likes you dumb fuck

Can't wait for part two of the upcoming race war where the Latinos and Blacks try to fill the power vacuum left by the scattered whites, with small pockets of Asians, Italians, and Arabs defending themselves

yeah that's a banger

SNAP

talkin outta turn? oh you best believe thats a paddlin

>hes here

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had a nice breakfast

cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese
innocent orange juice (with juicy bits)
nectarine

paddlin' the school canoe?

am no ya daft prick

Might get a white Monster for brekky