How does marriage work when it comes to crypto?

How does marriage work when it comes to crypto?

If I buy tokens now but cash them out three years later after meeting a girl and getting them married is she still entitled to half? That seems ridiculous.

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don't tell her.
even better, don't tell anyone.

No one is really happy for the winner in life

Marriage is a bigger meme than crypto.

I tell everyone I own link because I doubt it’s going to be worth more than like 2 bucks In 3 years

If your marriage is functional you're actually working with your partner towards goals.

My wife and I are working on paying off my car and then we'll work on a new car for her. Crypto might help with that, or I'll just keep holding until appropriate.

There used to be something called "fault divorce"
It meant if your wife cheated on you she wouldn't get any money or alimony. In the opposite case, if you cheated, you would be obligated to split your money with her and provide alimony if she wanted a divorce.
This equilibrium provided an incentive for both the husband and wife to remain committed to each other.
Based Reagan changed all that, however, and now your wife can divorce for any reason. Even if she is caught cheating on you, she is entitled to take half your assets in divorce.

>if your marriage is functional you're actually working with your partner towards goals
/thread

You kill your partner.

Crypto is your escape from the eternal roastie

As long as you got some money in crypto she won’t get it without the private keys in the case of divorce. Also get a prenup

>Based Reagan changed all that
I don't think "based" means what you think it means.

That 30 year old boomer that doesn’t get sarcasm

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But user, 30 year olds are millennials. 60 year olds are boomers.

>Being called a 30-year old "boomer"
>Boomers were born in the 40s-60s.

Ah, I finally get this sarcasm thing you kids are raving about. It sure is fun!
Thank you my, man. Or should I use "dood" instead?

>60 year old millenials like this are buying etherium right before the kikes ban it

>marriage
>works
it doesn't

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Separacion de bienes

Only if you marry a woman with previous sexual partners. Just don't marry some slut that had "fun" in the past. If it's your first marriage and you're her only sexual partner there's less than a 10% chance at divorce.

I marry coins not woman

>being incapable of securing a mate

Guess you're a genetic dead end then.

Classic boomer cope

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Oh, so you're just pretending to be silly. Gotcha.

Key to Happy Marriage
1. Take care of spouse
2. Dont get divorced
3. If you failed at step 2 see below

Key to Sucessful Devorice
1. Get a prenuptual. It basically says whats mine is mine and what yours is yours going into the marriage. If she tries to sue for it, make her victory phyrric by spending all of it.

imagine being cheated on by a roastie, you get divorced and she gets 50% of your shit and subsidised by your wagecuck dollars for the rest of her life

top fucking kek

I like being a boomer. I welcome my inevitable death. You're the one coping here you poorkid.

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marriage is such an old concept I dont why people do it
especially in the west where a man will get raped once the woman decides she wants something else

>Not marrying a girl you courted since she was 13 with her fathers permission from church.

>inb4 "pedo"
>13 isn't prepubescent
>didn't have sex before marriage
>marrying at 16

>he fell for the marriage jew
not gonna make it lad

>he fell for the "finance your car" jew
not gonna make it either

>paying off my car

normies are so fucking retarded, buying new cars just lol. i will forever hold normies in contempt

This. Normies are like niggers. No thought for the next day, only now now now.
>brb gonna get married only to get raped in a divorce
>brb gonna buy a new car that will be worth half the moment it rolls out of the dealership
>brb gonna get drunk on friday and waste money and health because that's the normie way

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>that cope

>t. salty normalfag who fell for the marriage and car jews
What cope?

lol, you dont get to use the word 'cope' when your the retard. nice cope though

financing a car can be a good way to save money thanks to the normies who can't help but abuse it and eat the penalties

>what is a prenupt

>in the bin after your leftist judge tears it up

Generally, property that is purchased before the marriage is considered "separate property". While i'm not sure about cryptocurrency specifically, traditional assets like stocks function that way. However, i'm not sure if it matters what your gains/loss on said stocks were. This gets especially more murky when talking about cryptocurrency because the government has no idea what the fuck it is or how to define it.

Of course there are a bunch of caveats as well. First, State laws are pretty fucky when it comes to family law stuff, so if it came down to it you'd almost definitely have to contact a family law attorney in your state. Second, courts will generally award spousal maintenance or "alimony" based on maintaining the lifestyle the receiving spouse was accustomed to. So, if you ball out, tell your wife to quit her job and move out to the country, expect to make support payments. Third, the main goal of dissolution is basically fairness. Courts will try and put both parties in an equitable position, and you will likely end up having to give her some of your crypto gains. They generally don't approve of people leaving their spouses with nothing once they've "made it", especially if said spouse was there beforehand.

If you're really worried about it though you can either: A) Never touch that shit and just leave it there; B) Put it in a trust; or C) Monero

she's entitled to half your shit in most western countries, yes.
doesn't mean she or the courts ever have to know about your portfolio you dumbass.

Give her half of your private key, problem solved.

I'm not buying some fucking beater that drains my account every year when I can get something decent for 20k with a huge warranty

>buy a $2k car
>don't get jewed
>save $18k
???