Portugal is expecting +50ºc this Saturday

Scorchtugal

I hope it will kill wh*Te tourists

I am waiting for the american flag to deny climate change.

>tfw 2°C here
Good luck frens

8 here.

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Oh no! Stay home Irene!

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wow it's almost like it's winter on the southern hemisphere or something

8°C if sunny is one of the most comfy temeratures. It's however way too hot for a winter day.

I'm scared bros...
I'm in Algarve on vacation...

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We are under the tropic. Way too close to equator to experience deadly cold temperatures (plus, my city is 60 meters above sea level).

Have you ever experienced temperatures below zero? What about snow?

Im in Evora, but its ok. Just dab on the heat.

I saw snow twice in my life. And yes, bellow zero is common at night.

Muh heat is proof

You should probably leave, then.
Not like you'll be able to go outside and do anything anyway. Shit vacation.

>middle of heatwave
>but it's also raining so it's cool outside

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Literally Mexicali tier, RIP

What is the coldest temperature you've experienced so far? What about the hottest?

Same

>Cookedtugal

>forecasts for saturday
Might as well try to guess the lottery numbers

-2°C minimum and 42°C max

Nobody livea in that zone,90% of the people live on the coast where temperatures are better

This year i notice -6 while drinking at night. (top of the car complete froze). The hottest would be some 42ºC in the middle of the day in the worst street of my town (it was build in a hole). I live up the hills, and it's way cooler because we got trees everywhere.

Keep in mind that it looks worse than it actually is because we have 80% humidity the entire year.

Once you get above 40 it all feels the same

Sweden's worse. I live in a one room student apartment and it's so hot in here that if I take some chocolate out of the fridge it's a literal puddle by the time I'm halfway done. It's designed like a greenhouse so the heat accumulates over time, and would require several days of cold weather to dissipate.

IDK about Yurop, but it's been a mild summer here.

Where do I leave to?
My hometown will be even hotter than the Algarve coast according to this pic.

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You leave to the pool and fuck red foreigner slags

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Nice, -6 is something. I've never experienced 42°C, though I probably have experienced near 40°C (highest temp. recorded in my town was 38°C)

Open the windows and cover the sun with a clear curtain. Take your cloths off and drink enough water.
When i was a uni student, i lived in a concrete box with 25sqm and it was incredible hot. Spend most of my days in underwear shitposting and drinking vodka + cheap powdered juice + ice.

The 45-50 is a bit different, 40 doesn't bother me at all but past 45 it gets kind of rough.
You can literally cook eggs on exposed metal though which is kinda neat

A little bit up the north (where people live more than 1km above sea level) snow is frequent and temperatures much more close to Europe.

>North America has a winter with extreme cold
>Europe has a mild winter with temperatures above average
>Europe has a scorching hot summer
>North America has a very mild summer

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youtube.com/watch?v=iXuc7SAyk2s

I'm pretty much completely doused in water 24/7. By sweat or from the faucet. The issue with the window is that it doesn't let heat out, the house is designed to keep it in.

That's where I am
HELP ME

And all these years they told us on Jow Forums that they didn't need A/C in Yurop.

Yeah, 2 small towns and a few villages.

If you stay in a coastal town, you're fine. Worst temperatures are in the countryside.

It was nice knowing you. 28 here and i'm dying.

>tfw 20c
This is divine justice being brought on you.

31c is top comfy

tfw depressing shithole

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30 here right now and this is my ac

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50C happens routinely here in Arizona. What's the big deal?

>mild winter

Beast from the East m8

>not dropping below 20°C
JUST

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If only there was a way to export unbearable heat to China so they could deal with the consequences of their actions rather than everyone else

>we dinduh nuthin
>its only the chinese

delusional and sneaky wh*Toid

Is ac not that popular in Europe? here is pretty much obligatory to have one

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The meme is that we only have like 1 week of heat and therefore it's not worth it. Now that we are having months of unbearable hotness everyone is dying

Wow, mosquitoes must be a menace in that place.

if any portuguese wants to seek shelter at my home he's welcome~
only boys allowed

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This.
I hope Irene is safe

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rip

meh, oh well, yes ... there are mosquitoes but they use chemicals around the lagoon so it's that bad, I experienced worse in Northern Norway

Can I go too? Only if you're a qt and pure 2D girl

>it's that bad
*it isn't that bad

No way is that hot, we are having alot of coold wind tho.

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Morre. Ir abaixo do Douro no verão ? Nem pago.

heat wave is starting tomorrow, OP's pic is the prediction for saturday

lads i need help

i'm starting to sweat from places i didn't even know you could steam from

Just get drunk and take a nap at the beach at midday like you usually do, Nigel, nothing's going to go wrong :^)

Erro meu.
Get on my level!
Even as a child i would sweat non stop froom all the pores of my body including ass cheecks, balls, chest all the odd places but above all my forehead is the Nilo river.
Drink water and find somethig to occupy your mind.

Drink water

this
im surprised if it even hits +40C in seatugal

and feels like 30C because you're in the desert with 0-5% humidity
t. been to AZ, NM and Cali (Cali heat was the worst)

Well done Portugal

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looks like it

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Holy fuck

We have to protect Europe from the shitskins. Just imagine few dozen years from now when Africa will turn into a dead man zone. All the Niggers will move to Europe

We have 5 days near or above 40 degrees every summer, dumbass. Sometimes in June, sometimes is August, but it does happen

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Huh these heat waves happen every year around these lands. It only gets serious if it's above 45ºC

Stay hydrated João, it's "only" been 33 degrees here, but it feels like hell.

>25° at night
I've only experienced that once and holy shit that was horrible. High temperatures during the day are doable but a hot bedroom makes me suicidal.

Farewell Portugal, you guys were ok.
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>Roastugal

literally the coolest summer here, truly sorry for you wh*Teoids

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>Langstrasse
Aren't you shitskins used to the heat anyway?

>+50ºc

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Im here to drink and fuck whores.

RIP

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I get it, good post fren.

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devil's advocate, theres always fluctuations

wtf im subtropical and ive only ever seen snow with my family up in new york, how does the tropics get snow

going outside would seem smart then

Are you coastal?

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yes, t. florida
sun-sentinel.com/news/weather/sfl-remember-snow-in-south-florida-20120118-story.html

What do 50° even feel like?

Hottest I've ever felt was 35° and that felt like walking on the sun. I think I would collapse in 50° How are Iberians going to survive that?

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