/cum/

I need a modest ditto to breed

a what?

Watching a movie

which one chum

what movie

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fuck off faggot i cant even find your country on a map thats how irrelevant you are

h-hi,, sowwi

wheres all dem mexicans

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What is for breakfast?

Enjoying Terrace House quite a lot

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Halööö

thats racist.

Vielleicht bin ich ein Rassist?

It's funny watching those awkward Jap conversations.

want to punch that reina triendl bitch (host on terrace house)
always has this stupid face

but it's funny that she has a viennese dialect

youtube.com/watch?v=wawClNTSRyQ

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gf is listening to Clairo (arthoe music)

post feet of GF

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shut your mouth asian bugman piece of shit

I wonder how different my life would be if my family didn’t immigrate out of Portugal.

so many asian motherfuckers in here,

comfy/10

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am i banned

MING MING DA PAPATOO LA TING ? WOO WONG BONG PING LING TSIN TING

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yaaaaaaaasssss

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this conversation made me laugh irl (audibly)

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how many kids is your hive breeder whore of a wie going to shit out ? four ? ten ? back there on one boy per couple and girls for organ transplant hospitals but in american woooo ten kids to put in harvard and start ramen shop :D

>wake up
>still laughing at everything

its like a dam broke and now i cant stop laughing

or im becoming manic

AH HERRO
TEN CANADIAN DORRARS FOR PUKE WITH RICE OK ? TEN CANADIAN DORRAR FRIED PUKE
I KEEP CHANGE AND U TIP ME
TANK U COME AGAIN IDIOT
HAR HAR HAR HANGCHONGCHONGCGHON LEHHIUAAAAA LEME LEMA LEMA LEMA

hope this will also make you laugh

youtube.com/watch?v=wdfVvAc5jds

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GRANDPA VERY WISE
HE SAY: CHONG CHONG CHONG NIGGER PONG LONG DONG PANNG
HE OWN TEN RICEFIELD WITH THIS WISDOM AND VERY RICH HE HAS ELECTRICITY

holy shit el haitiANO back

suppress me

I've lived in Dixie all my life. I'm in Oregon for a couple days and I have a couple of observations.
>slightly fewer obese people in Walmart
>all the women look dead inside
>young women dress like twice as promiscuously, e.g. essentially wearing just a bra and booty shorts
>instead of black people, it's mestizos everywhere
>I saw a family that was raising their kids gender neutral
>loads of faggots

hi

do you belong to kkk?

Hallo Hans.
No, but the KKK was born in my state.

BMWF has """"""contrast""""""

>BMBF
>think my TV is turned off

can we start a /cum/ guild in wow

Can we start a KKK /cum/ chapter

>mom left for the month with my brother
>fridge is already filling up with dad things
noice

so monster energy 0 sugar?

boss says if you don't do task A by this afternoon then i'll just do it. then why bother asking me in the first place cunt?

saw a pack of swiss chalet rack of ribs in there
super dad because its probably easy as shit to make

pretty sure i just saw someone on terrace house who tried flirting with me over OKCupid some years ago.
she was as ugly as her and also worked at a model agency in tokyo.

because your job is to make sure work gets done efficiently, if you have the time to do it while he is busy then it will save the company time

I'm constantly evaluating myself and gripping onto every accomplishment as hope I can make it.
But at some point you just have to accept it's not really panning out.

heeey manic sibling, i know that feel.
my neighbor even came knocking on my door once and asked why im laughing so hard at 4 am, i lied and told him it’s because of funny memes.
hahahaha i hope i don’t get evicted

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*stares at you*

*dabs while peering into your eyes*

O_O

>30 y/o boomer
>Been trying to conceive for over a year
>Just got my p*riod

I'm so sad right now. Why does the media make it look so easy? Is it global warming? Am I too old and shriveled up at 30? Is there chemicals in our food made to drive up IVF sales? Is God punishing me for all my bad posts on Jow Forums? Why can dogs get pregnant so easily but humans struggle? Why are our """sex ed"""" classes all based around how scary pregnancy is and how hard it is to avoid unless you are very very careful because yes if a single sperm gets in your vagina you WILL be pregnant and yet IRL its so hard?

i-i..

r u a grill

Im a woman (female), I dont think you can be 30 yo grill

>I dont think you can be 30 yo grill
google.com/search?q=old grills

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post feet

*gives you a creepy smile*

like this?

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dont want to go to work

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Because they don’t want to fund Planned Parenthood for our benefit, thanks to all the lobbying from private family centers to make sure they still have people coming in, so they have to spread scare tactics that just one unprotected night will give you a baby.

*offers you crack*

*robs you and leaves you on the street for dead*

youtube.com/watch?v=lHya8HGuNSk
go to work placer

YAMERO

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henrico already comitted suicide because you weren't here, don't make his death for nothing

New guy moved in to Terrace House.
Jap born and raised but now a Haiwaiian retard (American degeneration). DOES NOT take off his shoes when he enters the house oh MY god

help a siren has me in her grasp lads. I she's turning me into a dribbling retard. help.

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get fucked, you dumb boomer

I swear my download just shrunk from 168MB to 36

what the FUCK?! O_o

>no new episode of battlebots tonight
have to settle for my 600lb life and dr. pimple popper

>watching tv
fuck, its so boring i dont get how you can do it user

It's more entertaining after some brewskis

sheeeeeeeit

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what do YOU do for fun user? video games?

Tried that anime called "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzuchinkshit".

Didn't particulatly care for it. Maybe there are only 4 good anime and I've watched all of those.

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too deep 4 u?

Don't think so, maybe I got the order wrong since I tried to watch in the broadcast order.

The characters just bore me to death. And it's slice of life deep down is what it is.
>they're suppooooosed to be stereotypes
Ahem yes ok great.

its slice of life, but you saw the twist, right?

yeah i play competitive video games

Erm, they have to make it as slice of life as possible because otherwise it triggers the girl's autism ?
Doesn't make it less slice of life.
>whole arc about making a movie
Zzzzzz

Someone gave me a weird fucking order. Ep 27 first, then 1, 2, then 7, then 4, then 10, 9, 11, 28, etc...