Short anything based in California NOW if you want to make a killing. 24-48 hours

Short anything based in California NOW if you want to make a killing. 24-48 hours.

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why?

The entire coast is about to get ass fucked.

why?

Hey look at this shit, we got a regular nostradamus over here.

How can you not know? The Hawaii island is calving and will slide into the ocean. The west coast will get hit with tremendously powerful tsunamis just like it has in the past over 60 times, just none in recent modern history.

I had to solve 8 captchas just to post this wow.

Extremely unlikely.

Is it? Go take a look at the cracks opening up spewing lava right now.

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Kek

You a geologist now? A volcanologist? I mean it could happen, just like I said: EXTREMELY unlikely.

i will go get some pop corn, shame about Hawaii it is by far the most beautiful mutt state.

It's only part of an island, rest of it should mostly be fine, covered in a bit of dust though.

Doesn't matter what I am, because as far as anyone here in concerned im just a larper. However, Just wait. It's not as unlikely as you think it is. Geologically speaking it's very very common in fact.

Oh yeah? When's the last time anything like that happened? Tell me.

What has this got to do with shorting though?

I mean as far as you "knowing" the future? Nobody believes that for a second, kid.

California coast, not Yellowstone? Whew,

It may surprise you to learn that hawaii does that all the time.

>he doesn't know about the dinosaurs

You guy's don't believe me, that's not unexpected. I will see you here in 2 days =)

Maybe, I live off the coast of Southern California. I'll let you know how the waves are

Than, i likely will not be seeing you again in 2 days. Sorry.

Ugh nevermind. You're right, the Slumpening is gonna happen. Knock yourself out.

It's ok, we dont worry about shit like this. Everyone said we'd be fucked with the Fukishima disaster and nothing happened with that, same with the last supposed tsunami.

fuck off Quork, you greedy scamming little asshole

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uniroincally the space jew could be right