Barely ANY culture or history

>made this excact same thread less than a week ago
OBSESSED

>United Kingdom
>England and Wales
>no Scotland or Northern Ireland
What am I looking at here? Presumably there are more Scots living alone than English or Welsh, since the UK value is higher than England and Wales? But why is it split like that?

>barely any culture or history
>vikings
You are retarded and then you want to be a fucking autist bitch and you don't contribute to the same thing in my favourite of the same thing!!!!

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>t. Living with mommycel

scandis also move out way earlier than southerners to study or shit, so it makes sense that more of them live alone. your average italian or greek lives at home with his mommy until hes like 30-40 years old

>Can somebody explain?
Very well I will explain it for you.

1. There are only a few first world countries: I shall name them:
>Finland, Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Switzerland, Belgium and the Netherlands.

Now, of course, all Nordics are among them.
And Nordics are part of a group, no one else in "best countries" is a part of a group, they may have a pair (belgium netherlands, aus nz) but not a group.
That is why we Nordics are smug.
Because we are successful.

But what are you talking about????
Well, here's the happiest countries of 2018
forbes.com/sites/duncanmadden/2018/03/27/ranked-the-10-happiest-countries-in-the-world-in-2018/

#1. Finland
#2. Norway
#3. Denmark
#4. Iceland
#9. Sweden

Yes, I know, Nordics don't have absolute supremacy (THANK YOU A LOT SWEDEN) because, SOMEBODY decided to put niggers above superhuman Nords.

But, we forgive you brother Sweden.
We Nordics are good friends and brothers to each other, we support each other on here, on Jow Forums. We are invincible when we are together!

Our allies are other best countries, but not the fucking N*therlands and not shitty micro"countries".

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based and redpilled

cont.

2. Our culture is far superior to shitty mediterranean. We don't live with our mommies till we're 40.
We don't suck ass and we are not poor.
WE WORK.
But, even if we don't, we take care of each other.
Because we're human! We want to care for our brothers! Our Nordic brethren!
Meds and everyone else, you leave your people dying on the streets. Poor, homeless, hungry. We don't do that. Because we care about our brothers.

Mediterranean food vs Nordic food?
Mediterranean foods: pasta, pizza, hmm can't think of anything else except turkish kebab.
Very unhealthy, no wonder meds are so fat!
Nordic foods: Meat, Bread (filled with grain), milk (we are not lactose intolerant like everyone else) and vegetables.
Not cheeses and butter like all of you fatty fucks.

>So why isnt nordic culture dominating the world if it is so awesome=????
People don't often see what is best for them.
For example, a drug addict will do drugs and overdose.
For example, a criminal will do a crime if he wants to look cool.
A Nordic person does the right thing, the good thing, the smart thing. This is something most others can not understand!

>WE WORK
News to me...

>first world
>Belgium
Gonna have to stop you there pal

3. We are the role models of the world.
Look at everyone else, trying to emulate the Nordic model. Not the Italian model. Not the Mediterranean or Asian or USAian model. The Nordic model.
Because the Nordics are easily the best countries in the world.
Because Nordic people know they live in the best countries and because we will defend our countries with our lives.
And everyone else knows that we're the best too.

Also, we're the rarest. Blonde hair, blue/green eyes are only common in the Nordics and germany, Baltics and n*therlands.

We have absolutely no choice but to be smug. We are the best. We are superior. We are better than you at literally everything.

And yes, ancient Romans, ancient Greeks, they were all blonde haired blue eyed Nordics who then mixed with Africans and created the mutts that you Meds are.

You shouldn't be mad at us, friend. We are generous, we are benevolent. We will give you tips on how to succeed. Not that you would listen. Lazy Mediterranean doesn't like to work, only likes to sleep all day long and tell mommy to make more pasta. Mommy I need pasta.

>WE WUZ VIKANGZ

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>Bread (filled with grain)
fucking autist

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That ain't no Karelian Viking son
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillage_of_Sigtuna

delete your posts you cringelord assburger autismus maximus

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* Flanders

This is true

Look at the youth unemplotment among MED countries, it's through the roof! That is just sad, sad!
Do you know why?
Because they depend on their mommy
Nordic brothers move out when we are 18-22 and have to work for a living!
We get free education because we WORK! Unlike lazy meds

Nordics are most superior because we work and progress, except a setback in Sweden(you will get better soon, vote SD pls)

t. not a Karelian Viking
I get it, you're jealous of our past as warriors and pillagers.

stupid meme spouting assburger.
karelians are a lot more asiatic than finns, they are short and have swarthier skin/dark features. i don't care if some karelians attacked something or someone few times 1000 years ago. and karelia is now russian clay

You're thinking of East Karelians who are mixed with local Komi etc tribes. Descendants of evacuees from the isthmus are the real Karelians and only Karelians who can claim they pillaged Sigtuna.

who fucking cares if they pillaged some village or not. one fucking raid doesn't make karelians ""vikings"" now. that's pathetic when comparing to actual vikings

Swedish speaking faggots from Ostrobothnia detected.
You are not a Viking. Your ancestors never did anything except make the Finnish army weaker during WW2.

i'm from central finland you assburger and i've never even claimed to be some damn viking.
stop embarrassing yourself in front of everyone. there were no vikings in finland and especially not in karelia

Viking was a way of life not an ethnic term. You're just a typical inferiority complexed idiot who thinks Finnic people were living on trees before 1200. I bet you consider suicide often.

what makes karelians vikings? because they MIGHT HAVE pillaged some village?

>we wuz u wuznt

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Finnish_wars
>1143 Karelians make campaign against Tavastians
>1149 Karelians support Novgorod against Suzdalians
>1191 Novgorod and Karelians campaign against Tavastians
>1223 Karelians make expedition to Norway with Novgorod
>1226 Karelians make another expedition to Norway with Novgorod
>1241 Karelians ally with Novgorod against Germans in Koprye
>1253 Karelians make a raid against Germans
>1257 Karelians make expedition to Sweden
>1271 Karelians and Kvens make campaign to Norway.
Meanwhile...Central Finns were hiding in caves from Karelian raiders and everyone else

Belgium is shit and New Zealand is poor, high unemployment, and being invaded by Chinese. And where is Austria? Bavaria is also nice.

SHUT THE FUCK UP
SUBHUMAN
YOU DO NOT GET TO TALK
THIS THREAD IS ABOUT NORDIC SUPREMACY
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY
GO DO SOME DRUGS
GO SUCK SOME ASS
FUCK YOU

>lovely landscape
>good looking people
>fascinating Viking history and culture
>most happiest countries in the world
>Based Varg
>pure Aryans

Belgian roads are horrid. Belgium is basically Holland's retarded brother. Everything is run terribly. Infastructure is run down. Contstant terrorist attacks. Bureaucracy is run terribly. Entitled violent immigrants. Keep in mine Holland has never had a terrorist attack and even our worst neighborhood (West-Amsterdam) looks incredibly good, you would have no idea.

I don't know if Scandi posters are as smug as you make them out to be, but they are certainly the most autistic ones.

>Varg
You mean Louis Cachet?

>karelians are club fighting with their neighboring finns x10
>karelians make expedition to some scandi country and come back with nothing x5
wow it's nothing. i should be hearing about the great karelian ""vikings"" more often if they actually existed or did something meaningful, while the REAL norsemen were pillaging all over europe

Shut up Finngol, you're not Nordic. You're violent mongoloids. Highest domestic vioence rate in Europe. Alcoholism. Twice as high murder rate than Norway or Sweden. Low gdp per capita.

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are they being ironic when they are being smug and arrogant?

I want to believe they are and that they are good lads behind a shitposting facade

helsinkitimes.fi/finland/finland-news/domestic/10189-finnish-homicide-rate-high-in-comparison-to-sweden-germany.html

yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/finland_is_eus_second_most_violent_country_for_women/7120601

Also Finnish aren't Nordic. They're not even European.

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True except for >and they can only get it through insults
Some of us are nice too.

99% of what you know about Scandinavian Vikings is myths. Taking on some southrons in a surprise attack is not impressive at the slightest. Vikings were cowards who were afraid of fair combat.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU DROOLING RETARD

Being Nordic is NOT about
>location
>race
>history
>culture
>language

Being Nordic IS about
>being the best countries in the world

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there is nothing more pathetic than cherrypicking the ugliest people from some country and trying to pretend they represent the average population.
>Highest domestic vioence rate in Europe
that's denmark

>Alcoholism
barely any worse than in other nordic countries

>Twice as high murder rate than Norway or Sweden
it's fucking nothing

>Low gdp per capita
we don't have any natural resources like scandis, yet we are almost on the same level as sweden.

you will never be nordic swamp german

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*DAILY REMINDER FINLAND IS NOT NORDIC, THEY ARE VIOLENT, POOR, ALCOHOLIC MONGOLOIDS*
Norway GDP per capita - 70,812.48 USD
Finland GDP per capita - 43,090.25 USD

Norwegian unemployment rate - 4%
Finland unemployment rate - 8.4%

Norwegian murder rate - .56
Finland murder rate - 1.14

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Pretty much, except for swedes, who are naturally very arrogant.

you can literally cherrypick mongoloids from every nordic country you spastic cunt.
you will never get on our level swamp german

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You are NOT nordic, you are VIOLENT, POOR, URALIC MONGOLOIDS. Friesland is more Viking than you ugly chinks.

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>norweigan calling swedes arrogant
now this is epic

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What would happen if you take all the oil money out of? Makes you think, doesn't it?

SHUT UP GOOK, YOU MOST COMMON HAPLOGROUP IS ALSO COMMON AMONG MONGOLOID SIBERIANS. YOU SPEAK A URALIC MONGOLOID LANGUAGE RELATED TO SAMOYEDIC MONGOLOIDS. YOU ARE VIOLENT POOR UGLY GOOKS. YOU ARE NOT NORDIC.

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we are literally more european than you sandnigger
you will never be nordic

>Being Nordic is not about what makes a country good, is about being the best
Stop drinking antifreeze, Aleksi
You guys at least make good music

Just stating facts, Kaj Jöran.

success breeds jealousy

käften Ole

DAILY REMINDER FINLAND SPEAKS A URALIC MONGOLOID LANGUAGE, A MONGOLOID HAPLOGROUP, VIOLENT, TWICE AS HIGH MURDER RATE THAN GERMANY OR FINLAND, AND THEY ARE UGLY POOR GOOKS WITH HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT

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it may be there is a culture barrier which prevents irony/sarcasm from being detected, I've heard people call us arrogant too which is very odd.

very true about the swedes though, I think (looking at the "faces of int" threads) it's because they're usually ugly losers in real life so they have a lot of anger on the internet

don't give that d*tchman attention.
he is a stoner and probably lives with his girlfriends moroccan boyfriend. They are the worst, shittiest people in the world.

Read my posts. Its all about Nordics being the best.
Nordic model.
Nordic everything.
Best countries in the world.

let's see. western finland has the most northern germanic people. their culture and traditions are also nearly identical to swedes, long history with sweden and this region also has the most blondes and blue eyed people in the world.
swamp germans can't relate to this at all, because you're not nordic

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SHUT UP NIGGER, YOU MOST COMMON HAPLOGROUP IS ALSO COMMON AMONG AFRICAN NIGGERS. YOU SPEAK AN INDIAN LANGUAGE RELATED TO ROMA GYPSIES AND PAJEETS. YOU ARE VIOLENT POOR UGLY NIGGERS. YOU ARE NOT EVEN WHITE

If ugly people were arrogant then for sure UK would be the most arrogant

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Kys really hard.

Pro-tip: being related to Swedes is a berry berry bad thing
Dutch and Germans are more acceptable

feels fucking good

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YOU ARE POOR WITH HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT AND LOW GDP, MONOGLOID URALIC LANGUAGE, TWICE AS HIGH MURDER RATE THAN SWEDEN AND GERMANY, YOU ARE NOT NORDIC AND NEVER WILL BE. YOU MONGOLOIDS ARE BIOLOGICALLY MORE VIOLENT.
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1341100/The-violent-gene-Genetic-mutation-Finnish-men-makes-fight.html

UGLY POOR VIOLENT GOOK

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feels fucking good to be finnish. most dutch sandniggers have brown hair and brown eyes, because of their inferior genes. you will never be nordic

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Nobody here except for the saddest of the sad claims to be from Sweden. The closest you people had to settling here was the Danes -- you turnip people were not involved.

Maybe there is, I think it can be hard to pick up because it's facetious posting mostly to get attention and replies, and also overcompensation for our irrelevancy.

Don't give him attention bro.
He is just a fucking weed addicted faggot who has to watch his gf get fucked by Moroccans.
All D*tch are scum. They aren't people.
They are on par with g*psies when it comes to likability.

No it doesn't but only because of you West Finns continuously sucking Swedish cock like it was an Olympic sport. You make Finns look really bad and then cry when I take pride in my Karelian heritage. You have zero Finnish pride so why should I have any?

>feels fucking good
I don't believe that being neither a Somali refugee or mentally ill neet is all that fun.

if a dutch guy got 100% dutch from DNA test, he would most likely have brown eyes and brown hair.
meanwhile Finns who get 100% from DNA tests look like this, because we all carry blond hair and blue eye genes like true nordics

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Hey, shut the fuck up.
Sweden is one of the best countries in the world and they are also one of the best looking people in the world, the men and the women.
You anglo scum can't understand what it is like to be a Nordic superhuman but you should at least learn your fucking place.
Subhuman.

>Nordic model aka death by taxes
>Good

and here's the link youtube.com/watch?v=OFko2vyvAWQ&t=1s

Woah calm down which dutch person hurt you?

UGLY SWARTHY POOR VIOLENT GOOK

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good post

You need to go back, Håkan.

England is vastly superior to Sweden
He is Swedish diaspora

>Finnish slave leaps to defend his Swedish master
Typical. Just when you thought a nation couldn't sink any lower.

>not knowing anything about what you're attempting to criticize: the example

Someday your shit "people" will be wiped out

Thank you brother

No, I am this guy
I am about Nordic supremacy, because no other countries compare to us.

England isn't even close to Sweden. England is a third world shithole!

>Finnish bull leaps to defend his Nordic brother
FTFY, anglo swine

you can keep telling yourself you would be attractive in other countries user, but a 5 in sweden is still a 5 anywhere else

learn to love yourself

finnish people are better than d*Tch in every possible way
ps. you will never be nordic. you don't even care nordic cross in your flag

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dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1341100/The-violent-gene-Genetic-mutation-Finnish-men-makes-fight.html
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_N_(mtDNA)
FINNISH MEN ARE BIOLOGICALLY MORE VIOLENT, FINLAND HAS TWICE AS HIGH MURDER RATE THAN TRUE NORDIC COUNTRIES, FINLAND HAD MUCH LOWER GDP PER CAPITA AND TWICE HAS HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT, FINNS ARE UGLY MONGOLOID GOOKS THAT SPEAK A MONGOLOID URALIC LANGUAGE RELATED TO MONGOLOID SAMOYEDS AND HAPLOGROUP N COMMON AMONG MONGOLOID SIBERIANS. THEY ARE NOT NORDIC. THEY ARE POOR VIOLENT MONGOLOID SUBHUMANS.

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He is a Sw*doid.

you don't even have*

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Sweden and Denmark have a lot of history you uneducated fool.

the britbong cope

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I'd rather be Dutch than some pathetic fag that sucks Swedish cock