How Much is Your Outfit? /brit/ ft. PAKI BENDER SEX OFFENDER
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anime or death
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10$ shirt
50$ pants
70$ shoes
THIS IS THE WORST BRIT EDITION IVE EVER SEEN HOLY FUCK KILL YOURSELF
local beer brewer shirt
gym shorts
a blue world cup special havaiana flip flop
>Birthday is midweek
>Everyone is working
Arranged something for the following weekend but going to look like a right sad cunt on my actual birthday.
posting in a horrid thread
>caring about things
aha what a loser
Shit. You're right.
I met this guy - and he looked like might have been a hat check clerk at an ice rink. which, in fact, he turned out to be. And I said: Oh boy. Right again
TOO TAUSEND DOLLER SANT LORENT JACKAD
thirft store pants
socks 2 euro
air force 1
see
Food today:
Two Apple fritters from 7/11
Two wild blueberry muffins from 7/11
mezzanine is the greatest album of all time
UKIP's latest manifesto will also include a pledge to defund the BBC.
do brit normies talk in such hyperbole as americans have begun to?
>like I'm totally obsessed with x!
sort of stuff
what the fuck is UKIP?
amazing how people can spend so much to look so shit
You know this is a poor opinion and yet you still posted it. It's not even the greatest album by Massive Attack.
Best mates sister is outrageously attractive to the point where she leads most generally handsome people along by a string on her pinky and they all end up looking so pathetic it's admirable.
unbelievably dire
could understand were this from wawa but 7/11? holy shit where is your life going?
looks like an hadicapped baby
>greatest
Never
but it's a really good album
thumbnail looks like a rotting dead baby
I started the el goblino meme. Not the face itself, but the phrase el goblino. Turns out you only need to post something 4 times until it catches on
Post your fantasy football teams
post a pic
theory: best mate's sister poster is the same as best mate's gf poster
That's not how you spell Dummy
Young lad just caught a ball hit in to the crowd in the cricket, immediately turned to his grossly overweight mother and without any embarrassment earnestly hugged her. Was quite sweet that he had no thought for looking cool on the camera and happily hugged his mother.
it's more about wearing a recognisable brand than wearing a good design for them
still cant decide
you should become a viral marketing consultant
haha what a gimp
Leftypol will hate this because although they lie about the BBC being anti-Labour, actually they adore it with all of their loveless hearts
Stand aside
>best mate's gf poster
that's me
we're doing mdma together soon
i know she used to like me
i know one of them considered an open relationship
i WILL make something happen. that girl is stunning
very weird way to spell frengers
thats not how you spell rodeo
If you're ugly, what is there to wear? Do I try to pull off the "im ugly and i know it and i embrace it post-ironically' look?
Got a question for the lad who was posting pictures his gf sent of her feet last thread:
who was taking the photos?
gonna call me dad a virgin just to see what his reaction is
Leftypol hates everything
How the fuck does Steven Crowder have 2.3m subs? He only had like 600k a few months ago
pathetic
me when i scroll down /brit/ and see a yank post
you don't, you're quite fucked and have to spend ages finding something that looks ok on you
thailad is a nonce
turtle is a nonce
190kg is a nonce
Sicilian lad is definitely a nonce
dave is definitely a nonce
tim is the only based poster on /brit/
Bit unprofessional. He didn't stay in his path. He moved sideways and changed his arm trajectory to hit her.
To je dobre! Britskuju maminky fondu byl kupil to =)
Depends on bodytype
Tall skinny ugly people can actually dress super avant garde
flat mates in the kitchen lads
starving waiting for them to clear off.
HATE flatsharing..
erm prescription glasses 200 punds
forever 21 dress 60
primark plimsolls 15
spycam 40 quid
uh tottenham tickets 200
er yeah that's it
yeah sure
remember this seriously autistic kid I was friends with for a couple of years who I had over to smoke some weed with my gf and I and I got the sense he had somehow thought we were wanting a threesome with us
when he got high he just stared at the table for like three hours silently then left, never able to directly ask us
it would've been a no obviously, the little cretin, but I knew he was brewing the question
I used to follow /fa/ and spend so much money I ended up feeling like such a mug. I realised I can get stuff that looks just as good for way cheaper at most deano tier shops you just need to look after them better and not buy the outrageously cheap stuff. Fashion is such a meme.
so that's it?
Yes we understand it is you who bought all those flats and artificially inflated the prices. Not that it matters to me in the slightest...
trying to read Sun and Steel by Yukio Mishima but it isn't very interesting
would have done the exact same
>tfw no /lig/ thread to post in now
Swimming in fear FOR LIFE
>you bring this girl home
>wearing this outfit
>this is my gf her name is Mohamettee
How does your family respond?
already brought home a muslim girl and my parents were just happy i'd brought home a girl
she wasn't very observant though.
literally who?
wait forgot hormone blockers 10 pounds
Just try and fathom the kind of life she has
why is she dressed like some matrix slut
doubt the islamic state approves
Nah lad but I have posted about fancing her before. But I have no chance she's a million times more classy than me.
Mum would ask if she could eat the spagbol she's cooking.
Just ate a horribly large amount of food
I mean I did lift this evening, but still, i must be on about 4000kcal today
got a massive fucking cock
Thinking about investing in acqua di Gio lads
Runtish or will the lasses swoon?
is it true girls from the isle of wight want american boys?
why is it shouting?
think of that balding, slightly overweight, middle aged guy who wears ralph lauren and lacoste polo's with cargo shorts.
you know who i mean
Asos jeans £25
Under armour boxers £18
Howick polo £35
I'm right here you rude cunt.
Bit ubiquitous. If you can find it, get the Essenza. All of the other flankers are poor though, so if you can't find Essenza and you're dead-set on buying it still then just get the original.
>Asos jeans £25
what are these even like?
are they made of woven plastic?
They're actually not that bad.
Is this one of those sluts who moves to the middle East and pretends she is pure?
Used to work with a girl who fucked half our office (me included) then moved off to dubai and married some rich guy.
sorry mate, how's west ham doing?
almost every single model on the online asos store is now a mutt or an obese nigger, or tattoo ridden and still racially ambiguous
very gross to see
I don't eat more than 1200 calories a day
is this the real thread?
m8 used to be on there
fuck off fat cunt
had disturbing sexual dreams that involved poo
10 euro shirt
30 euro trouser
100 euro shoes
Yeah but it's being boycotted.
fuck yank’s
nothing £0
Denim and a bit stretchy, they are comfy desu
honestly it's like waiting at a bus stop or for the train and these fat niggers waddle up and ask for the time or a cigarette
Uniqlo shorts
Fruit of the loom t shirt
A Ralph Lauren T-shirt my mum found at work
£20 Reebok Shorts from an outlet
£20 Hilfiger Boxers
£5 Asos socks
£140 Adidas Ultraboosts
currently sitting in this chair
very comfy