/smg/ - Stock Market General

Makes sense, thanks

Good morning /smg/! How was your weekend?

Today is going to be shit at work, hoping for retribution on GPRO this week.

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Morning all

When do i buy nak again?

Morning.

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Sup fellas, oil to 70 a barrel, last stop to get in this train. Based bagholder was right

Baggie, your the man. Uso Mooned on Friday, up a comfy 12 % loving options trading

USO Mooning I should have listened.

I tried to buy USO on Friday but my limit order wasn't filled. RIP me.

Just fill up your tank like right now before you see the price at the pump go up.

Wait for the a.m. dump today or tommorow, 14.10 seems to be new resistance, 14.5 call with July 20th expiry. We're gna make it, all the oil etfs jumped
T.phonefaggot

Oils summer peak usually comes around the 4th of july, you still got 2 whole months to trade the waves on these.

right now would be a good time to pull that scam from always sunny and get a loan, then just fill up a bunch of barrels full of gasoline for the summer

Open the markets already

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Finally making it... mfw an underwater Mongolian feminist basket weaving forum saves my folio

another piece of advice : invest in UVXY Inc.
Rumors are they are getting another stellar quarterly earnings.

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Also, with oil going up doesn't that mean most other things too like CORN and transportation?

What would the supreme gentleman portfolio look like?

RACE
LVMH

I hear they pay dividends too right?

I don't want to FOMO too hard and buy at the peak, but what's your opinion on a Jan 2020 21$ USO call? Feasible?

No. I want to nap in my office first

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No, too far out. I personally think they'll scale back in price after summer because muh heating oil. Go for august latest is my assumption, then inverse around november. Just what I've noticed in my years of dealing with it

meant for

Their CEO hinted at some smashing earnings
I think share buy back will be a strong possibility too

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Just bought 100k. See you in lambo land

He killed millions...

I hope you faggots bought Pandora puts like I told you to

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im holding some calls out that far. no theta and still has plenty of leverage. i think oil could really soar over the course of this year. this aint the usual circumstances

All I got is on GPRO puts, AAAAA

I do too.
GPRO is a dumpster fire as well

I have almost recovered from death valley

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Getting screwed on these SPY puts.

Have fun with that 60-90 day shelf life Gasolina has

I'm still holding onto them for you baggy I believe

I just grind up bars of soap and add it to my stockpile. It turns it into a nice block of gel. Whenever I want to use the gas I just wash the soap out with water.

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mix in Sta-Bil and it'll last about a year

geez, it's like you don't own a motorcycle with a carbeurator

ON THE THIRD DAY, THE BLESSED GPRO PUTS AROSE FROM THE DEAD

Everything else is green, but this damn index is smoking crack. I mean it was supposed to go back to $250 before it went up. The market is on drugs guys.

We usually get non oxy for our snow blowers so it doesn't gunk up and it lats a decent amount with additives. We do run the carb empty before storage though.

I spent the weekend mustering up Finn magic, we're going to make it

How much longer can this parabolic growth continue?

It will continue until I close my puts.

lmao

wait does this actually work?

Get into ESV while you still can.

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It's a great way to waste $200 worth of gasoline.

no, don't be a dumbass

also just buy USO calls to counteract your anticipated gasoline expenses

Whats on the menu today?

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so eat away your profits with stabilizer
not to mention temp control

yea gas stocks is cheaper and easier

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No it just turns it into napalm

Looking at TRXC on top of all of these

who here /SN/?

>dem colloscopical robot

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Everyone buy SDRL before it goes to the moon. Oil prices are still going up right? Seadrill is exiting bankruptcy and is going over 2.6 BILLION in equity from bonds.

It’s marketcap is under valued for a company that has so many valuable assets and that will become much more profitable when the price of oil begins to rise.

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No.
This.
It's from the anarchist cookbook.
Gas + soap makes napalm

I heard SPXU has big plans for Q2.
I heard their management is meeting with Trump to coordinate their business plans with DFEN in Syria and Korea.

RGR too

Thinking about moving my emergency fund into $SHV

What does /smg/ think?

what a boring fucking ticker

Put it all on USO, you know you want to

>USO calls
>GUSH
>ILMN

Well good morning to you too portfolio

Actually the recipe called for styrofoam. Who the fuck puts soap in their napalm?

just bet it all on WTI you noobs

it just crossed $7

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dumbshits who read Fight Club and took the recipes seriously

Must be some hippie napalm

>Gas + soap makes napalm
no, styrofoam does that

gas + soap is useless, maybe the worlds shittiest solvent

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Split it between USO and SDRL (Seadrill). Look at the five year history of SDRL, in 2014 the Saudis royally screwed SDRL because they dropped oil prices. Now that they’ll be going up, SDRL will begin to soar to the moon though.
I would like to hear other anons thoughts on this though. SDRL is just getting out of their bankruptcy, and they still have a large fleet of mobile drilling derecks, jack ups, mobile drilling ships etc. This was my last shill for it here

Was from the US Army’s textbook on improvised weapons.

you could have bought TWTR under 30

you could have bought DIS under 100

you could have listened

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>anarchist cookbook

I remember reading that when I was in high school pure cringe

Anyone else feeling /comfy/?

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>SPY puts
>puts
You should have gone for SPXU if you were going to hold for more than a day or two
In fact,
>betting against SPY long-term
>ever

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Getting bogged by GPRO

Sigh

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nah the 1 day ones are sick. i just made 50 bucks on that leg down

Ive got one stock up 30% and 3 down 20%.
I suppose im comfy in the way someone accepting their death is comfy.

br000tal bog action on SPY right now

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>BGFV falling
I don't know whether I should buy more or I'm holding bags

Nice trips, but SDRL's chart reminds me too much of DRYS. It feels like reverse stock split territory.

Is smg gonna get bogged on USO calls if Trump doesn't pull out of the Iran deal?

Only non-nordic stocks I have are AMD that I bought at around $3 couple of years ago, what are some good ones to buy right now?

Someone will sneeze over there and it'll go back up

buy GE

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Honest question: Why do you guys day-trade on the stock market when you could do the same thing with crypto and make more in a week than many of you do in a year? I know all of the memes already, but do you hate money or something?

why do you say that? Crypto is just ultra trashy penny stocks that move 10% a day, you can find same thing in the stock market

you can trade the spy or any liquid stock on leverage you fucking tard.

and even as manipulated as they are, theyre leagues better than crypto in this regard

Thanks for the input. Maybe I should sell than.

How much is apple going to dump after the div payout?

ive done 2 50% trades today already

penny stocks on the stock market are a boomer meme at this point, they're ultra low volume, lower than many of the "shitcoin" cryptos that move far more than 10%

more than that there are actual projects in crypto that are going to be booming soon once the shift from pure speculation to utility is in full swing

I dunno, it just seems like you guys are masturbating each other in here because you can't move on to the new paradigm honestly. Like you guys just have some mental block that you all share and pat each other on the back and say it's okay, we'll do just as well as those shitcoiners, it's a bubble etc. I dunno man, it's just sad to watch you guys miss out on money

>ive done 2 50% trades today already
which stocks and for how much in total?

Crypto is for boys
Stocks are for men

You do realize the stock market is currently more volatile than crypto right?