/asean/

>Be the 4th largest coffee beans producer in the world
>Has a lot of high quality beans varieties
>The people still drink half assed instant robusta

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don't have a good mic

Grinding coffee is a lot of hassle
I like Indomie too

Home made coffee.

>not Kopiko

you first

i read it manhandling

how did my flag get turned upside down?

blame malaysia
reuters.com/article/us-sea-games-malaysia-indonesia/malaysia-apologizes-for-indonesia-flag-blunder-reprinting-regional-games-guide-idUSKCN1B004S

Patrician taste.

Yea I know, that's why I don't do it everyday. But when I do i do it around 4am before Subuh.
Quality > Quantity

Based indobros roast his own beans

>Coffe Candy
Your class is about to start, pay attention kiddo.

nescafe

Had a weird dream.
I was in Waterbom, in a toilet. There was a WC in the corner, it was that squat type one and the toilet was quite spacious.
I squatted in there, browsing Jow Forums on my phone, and finally fell asleep. Few moments later, I woke up and I saw tons of Indians in the same toilet. I didn't know what the fuck is going on and I screamed to them to get the fuck out of my closet.
There's was big Indian guy confronted me, he bought WC flap with his own excrement. He said something about "touch the knee", idk can't remember it exactly. Then he touched my knee with his own shit. Still squatting, I smacked that guy with his WC flap, then there were securities coming in. I told them to remove all of these shitskin and then I woke up IRL. Also the dream was in English. Fucking weird. /blogpost

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Is Cambodia the must butthurt cunt of all ASEAN?

what's your opinion about them?

You dream indicates you want to be gangraped by a group of big Indian men.

Maybe you touched yourself at night.

>be me
>make onion sambal kicap for my lempeng
>unknowingly add too much chilli
>yfw first bite
It was pretty exciting, though.

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Any /p/fags here?
I kinda just got into this despite not having any equipment to myself.

>import tax
>export tax

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can't believe i have to live in same country with this retard bastard
>92958028
>92958242
>92958867

here are the things
Jokowi is a failure
Now you tell me to side by side with the failure, just because your favorite buddy is now at the same side of the failure
fuck no
it's not about """""""""""""""""inconsistency"""""""""""''''' or a '''''''''''''''''''''butthurtism'''''''''''''''''''''''''
it's all about don't repeat the same mistake, you twat

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i meant

>retard
>bastard
>twat
*snap*
I was thinking to skip election day and now i'll vote for jokowi just to spite you

>i'll vote for jokowi just to spite you
*snap*

What's for breakfast /asean/?

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Nothing because I don't eat breakfast.

*snapsnap*

>*snap*

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vegemite on toast

Nice one cunt, with coffee?

I had a bowl of weetbix with sultanas

nothing, probably going to have brunch though
Cuppa joe and a couple of fags

Pagpag for me since that what a tagalog like me could afford

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Gibe a humble NEET a reason to live, anons.

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I've never tried pop tarts before, do they taste good? I saw some being sold in S&R, but they're only sold in expensive and large boxes.

Nice muscles on those guys, my sister looks similar

drug-fueled sex

Pagpag and white and chink cum for me since that what a Bisaya like me could afford

Im trying quit meth here.

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As a bisaya and marcos supporter I will just eat shit and east pagpag and live in the slums like duterte

>just watched Chinese guys wearing Malay clothes dancing at an Indian wedding
Whoa so this is what it means to be Truly Asia™.

oh hey its you, hi
are you the same neet with passive income that comes from his sister handling his f&b business?

Australian OC do not steal

to smoke more meth

Pics?

I will vote jokodok to spite on you ;)

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Kenot, it's work P&C

>coming to Jow Forums to argue about politics and get angry
absolute mong, you should go back

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I want to be a preman

and you please go back to /ausnz/

Brown'd

You first Blake

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Cringe

>been 6 months away from Jow Forums & /asean/
>everything went well with my normie life
>now thrown back into the loji najis
>here i am once again.mp3
whats going on bros?

Fuck off, Ariff.

you too brotha, its nice to be back ;-)

are you serious, now there's 3 of them!

Someone isekai'd at a LRT station this morning

One of these days there's gonna be an /ariff/ general

one of them's probably autistic enough to start one

imo Danial/Daniel is a more autistic name.. most guys i met with that name is either a attention seeking poser or a pretty boi fag

>call other retard and can't even quote properly
fucking kek the irony here, back to fecesbook bocah

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>Daniel
>attention seeking poser
>pretty boi fag
surprisingly true

based

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Apparently anyone blog posting is considered Ariff. Nice.

>tfw my actual name in Mohd Arif

>everyone mixes up all the Ariff
I'm the original Ariff reee

Post proof. I'm apparently Roshdan to some anons.

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We are all Ariff.

Ariff is a euphemism.

What does vegemite taste like? Is it aussie's secret recipe?

post butt, qt

dont wanna get doxxed no thx pham. but im 100% browna malaysian

he posted his chef jacket with his name once, you've probably seen it

...

reported for spam

Ayen already proven thats my elbow
No worries I'm brown too
Yea I saw it

>elbow posting
when was that? i prolly missed it

youtube.com/watch?v=SDPDGXSEoWY
this year's koshien is around the corner
are you ready for japanese high school boys crying in despair kino boyos?

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t. Ariff

cringe

>defending b*le

Fuck you curry nigger.

baseball is boring

it's almost a meaty flavour, yeast like beer

imagine a salty yeast stock cube, like that

A while back, ask Ayen he knows

Ayen diseru, tolong post siku

baseball is comfy

Get in here boys

weeb kontol

tagalog makan pagpag