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literally only sissilly fag would think hes better than any poster

really want to see a fight
between turtle and zo3y

i wonder how many trips are actually the same people. Like imagine if doug was zo3y

Don't see the appeal of loving much longer
Think I'll just watch a couple more films, listen to a couple more albums and read a few more books then pack it all in.

What album would you play when you committed suicide?

Neither of them are trips, newfag

im the biggest hardman here, not even up for debate

Your literally not even hench lmaooo pipe down potato fucker

doubt id even need a weapon to take you

how many actual REAL fights have you been in?

and how many against someone sober and capable of doing so?

How many times have you LITERALLY had to fight so that you didnt die?

i. would. kill. you

shut the fuck up irish monkey

Not tired at all but I really should go to bed now

wont be generic and choose the M*A*S*H theme song or anything like that but i think i would play Dean Martins cover of Honey or Jimmy Roselli's Little Pal

brb smoking a spliff at toil then we can get onto space and like jewspiricy talk or something

alright lads?

mom made chicken

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Me August 1st 2018

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might go cod fishing this winter only ever been mackrel fishing in the summer

ignore my first reply you said album. Mine would be Watertown by Frank Sinatra or 10 Day Chance the Rapper

you look like a scrawny rat in your pictures + you’re mixed raced meaning you have low iq while i am a member of the Aryan race, the proven best race in every regard

its not august for you

It is for UK

thought brits were banned from cod fishing in the north sea?

anyone who wants a gf who does drugs is a certified loser and weirdo
everyone knows drugs are for the lads, keep the gf at home when you’re at that

youtu.be/IbQEBrN84KI
I'd play this song i think

based dog just pissed in mum's bed

yeah but the pic is of you in july

christ you look like george rr martin fucked the actor that played jon snow

MY WIFE FOR HIRE

there are butterflies in my stomach

laughed at this post

this is unironically one of the most misogynistic posts I've ever read bc it was so sincere.

most misogynistic posts these days are done for replies, this one was purely misogynistic.

laughed.

you eat those too, hirohito?

Shut the fuck up you ugly little skinny fucking freak, what an absolute degenrate stinking piece of shit mutt you are coming out with this muck talk. I would take your fucking jaw off you stupid cunt. You are a scrawny little worm anybody can use a weapon pal its clear by your little boy face and skinny frame and wrists you havent been in as many scraps as you let on. ive actually boxed for 12 years and have won numerous regional championships as awell as fighting outside of the ring. of course youd need a weapon because youre a skinny little cunt built like a fucking trocaire model you wouldnt dare take a weapon to me you coward. ugly little lil peep wannabe fucking BELLEND. geeky little faggot posting on a niche subsection of the chan letting on your tight get to fuck you stupid little vermin.

>10 Day Chance the Rapper
>Not acid rain for feels

pinkpilled

Im athletic af lad can run 100m sub11s and played football my whole life

im at least lightly toned and in good condition

quote whatever IQ average "statistics" you want, im known as the smart one by my people loool

I could have gone to harvard but they wouldnt let me flex so i said 06fuckit

can take whatever you catch off the pier

imagine not experiencing kissing the girl you love whilst youre both out of it on pills at a rave

>Shut the fuck up you ugly little skinny fucking freak, what an absolute degenrate stinking piece of shit mutt you are coming out with this muck talk. I would take your fucking jaw off you stupid cunt. You are a scrawny little worm anybody can use a weapon pal its clear by your little boy face and skinny frame and wrists you havent been in as many scraps as you let on. ive actually boxed for 12 years and have won numerous regional championships as awell as fighting outside of the ring. of course youd need a weapon because youre a skinny little cunt built like a fucking trocaire model you wouldnt dare take a weapon to me you coward. ugly little lil peep wannabe fucking BELLEND. geeky little faggot posting on a niche subsection of the chan letting on your tight get to fuck you stupid little vermin.

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tom hardy cannot do a yank accent

tom hardy can do my accent (my throat)

james purefoy does a horrendous american accent too

drugs, money, alcohol, food, music, gaming, women etc
Its just a bit boring after a while. Guess thats why high IQ people do science and try to found out unknown stuff, something to do which hasnt been done. But im sure that even gets boring after a while.

>lil peep wannabe
at least get it right.

I literally get randos call me XXXtentation in the street lol

everyones a nerd on the inside why u mad. we both here. clearly that has nothing to do with fighting experience?

You wouldnt survive one week on the streets of london paddy

alri spotty seamus

Need an Irish gf

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his Philly accent in Warrior was decent, problem is he does that same one for every yank character he plays

try drugs x meditation/philosophy

can be mentally stimulating

WHen can we transcend this mortal form???!?

they look horrible

yeah because your people are dribbling niggers who think a lad who can pronounce big words is smart
in reality you’re a scrawny fruit who takes pictures of himself in an elevator walking around with a shlid thinking you’re some pretty boy

I want a gf who appreciates my sense of humour

are hops estrogenic

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so do london niggers really try this hard to talk in american ebonics?
that's pretty pathetic
it's like me walking around trying to talk like the queen

im the biggest cokehead in the history of /brit/ and i agree. druggie girls are great for shagging but when you are a druggie yourself having a level headed gf who can keep you out of trouble is much better than someone who is only going to encourage you to go further. and add to that she probably works in tescos

bag of skips and ill give ya a knob job

Go overdose on xanax you deplorable little rat creature. Stop pretending youre tight. Im the better man here you braindead fucking mutt.

greek yogo
blueberry preserve
pistachio
almonds
raisins
myproton
#bliss

>his Philly accent in Warrior was decent

got a video of this?

drinking is for losers

fuck off cleanshirt

rock and roll hoochy koo

>pinkpilled
ive banged out the albums more times than an irishman beats his kids and although i get your point, i feel 10 day has a subtle sadness too it. Plus whenever i here childish gambino in acid rap i get angry because i cannot stand that man

im jamaican and please @ me B L A K E

namefags fuck off

drinking everyday is, its okay sometimes

youtube.com/watch?v=oFiDcazicdk

>cleanshirt
is this an insult?

you just claimed you run 100m at the same speed as usain bolt
stop running your mouth you dumb lying nigger, absolute state of your posts

>"lol"
>"im a skitzo"
>london
>soundcloud rapper haircut

somebody should end this fucking runt amoeba

oooh may give 10day a re jig it was in my rotation for years and always viewed it as jolly chance

why the hate for bino ;_;

u heard the new Denzel Curry stuff

zoey what do you think of the term "jungle bunny"

there's a sad number of americans sucking british dick in here. /brit/ is disgusting

hes played football his whole life lad watch out he’s dangerous

True enough tbf

shut fucking cunt tom hardy did a pittsburgh accent in warrior
yet you say "philly"
flyover

Die you stupid cunt

London isnt even as bad as Belfast, nobody thinks you're intimidating. You're just a scrawny little nigger shitbag from some absolute inner city shithole. Malnutrition little cunt you werent rared on the farm like me you arent cut from the same cloth. I would disfigure you pretty boy.

actually anybody can literally run the same speed as usai bol
just need the ground

the irish own london

are you offended when someone calls you a bong?

Does /brit/ smoke cigarettes?

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zoey is the worst namecunt on this site let alone this general
all the rest of them have some redeeming feature
he's just a little runty mutt

I for a fact can cover 60m faster than usain bolt, his acceleration is poor. I was an elite level athlete as a teenager played for QPR and swansea. My speed is undisputbale,

u said i was scrawny i was simply refuting that la

literally been involved in roads for the past 6 years, seen shit you wouldnt think in ya nightmares

I come to Jow Forums to relax my mind

think bout dahhh

This nigger cunt can get the first flight to Donegal and I will slice him from ear to ear then dump his carcass in a cube of diesel sludge and bury it under the bog

Doing a poo

terrible thread

them boys can't rob a telly like me
them boys can't hop a deli like me
run run faster than me from the garda?
someone faster than me? haha scarlett

what type of poo

why is the namefag going on about london he said he was from bristol

ill catch the same flight as him as we can blow rails and beat him to death ahhahaha

the irish are potato nigg*rs

you are scrawny though, you are scrawny with a tiny frame, girly wrists, small hands and a pencil neck. effeminate little nigger mutt.

funny because it really does fit tbf

>leaving the UK for ireland
>ever
por que??

you dont understand mate. I dont like you and yall dont like me. I come here for EXACTLY that purpose

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Big one, started hard getting softer. Big farts in between