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Slam Dunk edition.

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first for fuck this leaf

DRUMPF 2020

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what should i get at chickfila lads

weeee

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had a really good time outside

its not so bad guys

cute!

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when I was a kid people would always look at me weird when I told them I didn't like the taste of water that came from plastic bottles

now those same people are retarded faggot liberals

found old pictures of myself from middle school and promptly hid them again

Slam Dunk is GOAT

Never had it 2bh

>kinda wanna go visit my mummy
>she apparently doesn't have internet anymore and lives in the middle of fucking nowhere
hmm

hi Ryan

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she suicided

I have a case full of plastic water bottles in the back of my car just baking in the sun all day
Might drink them

go for a 3 day weekend and bring alcohol

>these screws are stuck
>try wd40
>still won't come out
what do buds

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RIP user's testicles

WOAH THAT SNAKE GREW FAST!

(hi znado)

different snake

do a flip

Wanted chick fil a but id probably get a cold one at this hour t b h

any serious answers?

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what are you using to get them out?

a screwdriver, it just keeps skipping out out

have you tried throwing it against a wall?

I hate living in New York, fuck this no guns faggot land. I don't give a fuck how pretty it is here in the upstate or whatever, and fuck you leaf Ontario niggers and your trash driving skills

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Basically the dream is to live in New York.
Owning guns has novelty but I'd trade it to live in a rich place.

Send Mr. Goldsteins daughter my way and I'll give you muh gunz

honestly will never understand the ban guns meme that so many people fall for as if it will help anything

It's not a meme until they start rounding up guns and putting them into smelting ovens and gas six billion guns

>and fuck you leaf Ontario niggers and your trash driving skills

practiced driving with the dad last weekend. hit 70km/h, need to get on the highway soon.

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muh guns..

Rollan for dinner ideas
0-1 ramen
2-3 peanut butter pretzel bites
4-5 go buy some grocieries
6-7 make spaghetti
8-9 get fish tacos

woah there shillary shouldn't you be in prison who let you out of the mental ward madame president

>was watching trailer park boys finally
>now im going to eat potato chips and watch spirited away cause i haven't seen it in a decade+

>watch spirited away cause i haven't seen it in a decade+
Haha user that movie only came out 3 years ago hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i meant it to be in a sympathetic tone. like, NO, my poor guns..

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JEsus christ please don't do anything funny cletus

need to see at LEAST 120km/hr out of you bud

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you can pry them from my cold dead hands!

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and people say white privilege isn't real

going on a fishing trip until saturday with the old man, going to be a fun time

you can pry them from my cold dead white hands!

thank you.

Dicks are so cute omg( •ω• ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(＾ワ＾)

>being gay
haha wow

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*read this is in a sassy voice*
/cum/ is now officially on notice

well ryan have you gone 120km/hr yet?

actually starting to make a list of mentally ill trannies

so far i have 2 (two)
both furries also, go figure

i are
you is
he are
she are
it are
we is
they is

chick-fil-a was really good lads except the meme fries

i know about chick-fil-a cause they hate gays and them to be genocided

no.......

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yeah, they're nothing special. check out a rally's/checkerz if you get a chance, their fries are goat

every time i read chick-fil-a i think "fil-a-chick" as in fill a chick (with cum) as in ejaculating inside a girls pussy

hmm maybe tomorrow...
have you driven on gravel at all?
(that pic was my adv road test i did today, she probably could have failed me if she wanted kek. thank god its over and i can just drive normal again)

Fuck Japanese companies. American and German are way better.

I like to go 140 on the highway

every time i read a post in /cum/ a new blood clot appears in my legs

never heard of those chains desu
pretty diappointed with the fries in this country desu five guys also har shitty fries

based

i dont know a single japanese company that isnt a car company

I intentionally choose not to drive because I don't want to contribute to climate change

lesbian
gay
bisexual
transgender
queer
intersexual
asexual
+

if they ban straws how am i supposed to drink a milkshake, a frappe or a smoothie?

as opposed to N O R M A L

on the topic of driving, why are american truckdrivers such drooling retards

>milkshake, a frappe or a smoothie?
shaken, frapped, or smooth

when will straights become a minority?

>rally's/checkerz
it's one chain, they just have different names depending on the region

>being 100% h*tero
>being 100% h*mo
everyone knows bisexuality is the thinking man's orientation

Sexuality is a social construct. In a few years will tear down the the current definition of sexuality and rebuild it to represent a spectrum that better defines human intimacy

Hello my good friends

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Hopefully soon, shishtar

>saw a real life breeder today

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that's my image

I saw this little frog or baby toad today,not sure what it is

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scratch that
pansexuality is the future

fuck boundaries i'd fuck anything even a little kid get on my level bitch

That's a living holy semblance of our lord and savior, Kek

have a blessed day

kys ped

Curious as to why gender identity is associated with what I want to put my penis in

cus you're either straight or a fag

>i dont know a single japanese company that isnt a car company
sharp, toshiba, canon(i think)

wet sideways asian ______

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i been saying this
talking about SEXUAL orientation based on gender identity doesnt make sense like it or not

Humans are attracted to physical traits we just see titties and ass and cocks and pussies dont let retarded twitter accounts tell you gender plays a role in who theyre attracted to they're just fooling to themselves because it's hip

based

does this make me the chosen one?

death to the binary

bitch niggas

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Ryan when will you get over this Asian phase

i like cute little boys