What are these people like?
What are these people like?
Possibly the worst people on Earth.
incredibly flakey and have national identity issues
Ukrainians of the west
they like to watch everything around them burn
>incredibly flakey
what the hell
What are the stereotypes of them?
Pretty based actually
They really like heroin.
So tight with money that it would make a Jew blush.
We're all depressed cunts that hate foreigners that vote for a nationalist party that want them in even though the foreigners vote to stay in the UK.
Elaborate
>invite scottish friend to drink
>he says yes
>dies from heroin overdose instead
every fucking week
necropedophiles
Flakey, ya know, like a biscuit.
That's a fucking good looking biscuit.
inb4 biscuit/cookie/scone autism
This is accurate.
t. Glasgow
I've travelled quite a bit, and I've never met so many people who were just so universally deplorable in every sense you could think of.
They're the fattest part of the UK, they're the most miserable, and they have an absolutely overpowering and pathetic obsession/inferiority complex with England.
I'm Welsh, and every time I talk to one of them they always eventually lead the conversation to how much they hate THA FOOKIN' ENGLISH, no matter the context or what we were talking about. Every fucking time.
They need saving from American teens...
They drink Irn Bru, eat deep fried mars (in Arbroath), got the best universities, the nicest cities (Aberdeen), & the prettiest girls.
Vy friendly people.
I was in Wales once, a bunch of lads attacked us when they found out we were in the army and my mate got done for curb stomping a cunt.
What the fuck?
Why do bongs like to fight so much?
lmao
That's the valley boys for you. They're inbred morons down to a man.
a biscuit is flaky not flakey
I’ve been to Scotland (Edinburgh and the surrounding land). People there reminded me of Americans more than the English. Similar experience in Wales.
English are more reserved, celts were more outgoing and smiling.
The Irish are even more American
No wonder I am Irish
tb h the north of england is far more miserable and wales is far more depressing (different things)
>le grim up norf meme
ah yes mate luton is definitely less miserable than harrogate purely because of geography
stupid twat there's shitholes across the nation
stop perpetuating the north-south meme
Tbh I don’t think the Irish are similar. Never been but from my experience it seems like they like being really direct and have a dark sense of humor
nothing to do, island's a shithole, and there aren't any guns so young working class lads aren't necessarily afraid of getting into street/pub brawls
>For two weeks we'll be part of a cleaning and reconstruction program for one of Glasgow's industrial wastelands
>stupid twat there's shitholes across the nation
But everything in Scotland is shit
luton mentioned
town's flooded with londoners who can't afford to live in london and pakis who just got off the plane
>direct
we seem to think of ourselves as the opposite
>I’ve been to Scotland (Edinburgh and the surrounding land). People there reminded me of Americans more than the English. Similar experience in Wales.
>English are more reserved, celts were more outgoing and smiling.
DEEP FRIED MARS BARS
Right, you got the ONE exception and you're also comparing well-to-do rural areas with urban shitholes. Bradford is a better comparison to Luton.
used to really like them but since braveheart they've grown insufferable
>nothing to do, island's a shithole
the teenage brainlet opinion
Kiss my dick
>the ONE exception
you're genuinely a stupid cunt aren't you
Luton is really weird, it's like a borough of east London but in the middle of nowhere
>cold
>rains all the time
>everyone lives on cheap alcohol and junk food--few Scots live past about 52
>accent sounds like a pack of rabid dogs fighting each other
>entire identity is based around hating England
>tracksuit-wearing neds roam around Glasgow in packs looking to pick a fight with you
Stuff like that.
I've been up to Scotland lots of times but the last time I went was when I was still a young teenager so my memory of it is a bit hazy
I remember a middle aged lady at a cafe in Stirling who was pretty nice, that's about all I can remember of the Scots lol
My spanish professor was from there. She was nice
youtube.com
Time to repost this old classic.
oops looks like we triggered the northern monkey
Oh and I remember someone who worked at an ice cream shop was a Swedish immigrant, she must have had a fun time listening to the locals
Is there an English translation?
lmao please link me this video
10 to 2 lad cba doing this song and dance with you so here you go
>northern monkey
>southern paki
>hurrr bradford
>hurrr london
>poortherner
>sheed
>etc
glad we had such an interesting and original conversation mate let's do it again sometime yeah
It has some nice scenery and whisky, but the SNP is annoying.
but i'm scottish
It’s cold and dark but also windy.
I walked around Edinburgh and some lads my age approached me. They talked for one minute solid and I scraped together enough words to understand they were gonna let me hit their joint if I bummed them a cigarette. Agreed. Got to walk around Edinburgh stoned that night but we had a hard time understanding each other so after a while I went to find some food and whiskey.
They thought it was pretty I was from Alabama I guess they’d never met someone from the Deep South, they were from Glasgow
luton is literally up north
then you're even more of a retard
errrrm no sweaty
You get used to Scottish accent in about two months. My experience. Talk about Perthshire.
northern monkey
London satellite towns are the fucking weirdest. I mean imagine trying so hard in life but all you can manage is a two-storey property in a 1960s garden city with a 1hr 40m commute to your job in Slough each way
It would be funny but what better could I hope for myself? If only I hadn't fucked up my Cambridge interview
you know the grim up north meme extends to scotland don't you mate? you know scotland is even poorer than northern england too yeah? you know you're basically mocking yourself at this point? yeah right sound glad we cleared that up
Another classic.
>you know the grim up north meme extends to scotland don't you mate? you know you're basically mocking yourself at this point? yeah right sound glad we cleared that up
Nope, Scotland is a different country entirely with different people in it.
>you know scotland is even poorer than northern england too yeah?
Nope.
Keep screeching monkey.
Northerners who still convince themselves they're a seperate culture
Wales BTFO
truly the worst place in the world.
>Scotland is a different country entirely with different people in it
yeah except that has nothing to do with the north south divide meme
you're not southern, ergo you're poor and stupid
>gva
literally lmao
Can Northern Ireland be in the blue team?
alri liam from brighton
The South is full of deprived shitholes just because some of London and the home counties leaks out into those massive regions doesn't change that.
based garth marenghi poster
jej
a proud people
moving to aberdeen next spring, what should i expect?