It's August 1st. A good day to start a healthy, intellectual...

It's August 1st. A good day to start a healthy, intellectual, social lifestyle and leave behind our past failures and bad habits.

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nah

I got a nice new job and moved into a nicer place.

Why?

sounds boring

What are you up to, Mordechai?

mama mia muh dik

a-after i finish this pack i swear

no good

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tru

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Good plan. I will follow.

Should I keep wanking?

i keep inviting this girl over or suggesting we hang out but nothing ends up happening. maybe she's intimidated that im leaving the country for a year soon

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No. Absolutely haram. Try goats or desert boys.

Whats the point? its all over...

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August 1st is neetbux day, I will be getting up bright and early to head to the liquor store

how many times have you asked?

I wish I didn't wank today

probably 3-4, mostly in person. we did hang out a couple of those times, but recently she's been busy with work and moving. a few weeks ago we drunkenly agreed we should see each other a lot more but it seems like something changed since then

I WISH I had the DSP (disability support pension) but instead I'm stuck with youth allowance which is $430 a fortnight

she's probably just not that into you lad. I'd say try set an actual date but if she's unenthusiastic like this it's a bad sign.

>$430 a fortnight
Fuck my life.

How old is she

>$430 a fortnight
>860 p/month
>AUD
>basically the salary of an entry-level engineer in BRazil

I know, living costs and expenses are different but Jesus Christ...

It's my birthday.

Look where I am.

so?
I've been here since 2008, and that includes all of the birthdays of those years.

Thanks