Co-worker finds out he has Scandanavian ancestry

>co-worker finds out he has Scandanavian ancestry
>is calling himself a pagan, buying historical axes, and watching Vikings a week later

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Show him Varg's video about the tickets for retards. Or, maybe, he has already found it in that case.

My mom took one of those ancestery test and found that she was 97% French. To no surprise because her maiden name was literally Bonnet. Yet she immediately planned a trip to paris, started learning French on Duolingo, and collected old Francs.
I hate when mutts cling to a thing like this honestly. The other 3% was Chinese somehow in case anyone wonders.

Basé et rougepilulé

Parlez angluis, vous cuck.

>people who got on the American bus
>trve evropeans

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>Believing anything Varg says

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Muh ancestry new worlder faggots are extremely dumb

Come on man, wouldn't you like to visit India one day?

romanian BTFO

Lol

>and collected old Francs.
what

>co-worker finds out he has Polish ancestry
>is calling himself a catholic, buying patriotic wear and watching Korona królów
No, wait. Nothing actually happened.

I've spend eight seconds reading that. Eight seconds I spent on a useless unfunny joke. You owe me an eight second blowjob.

>pajeetmanians on pooicide watch

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If you are owed blowjobs for wasted time, my boss needs to blow me for the next 2 years.

That one wasted five seconds you cancuck.
At this rate Jow Forums is going to owe me very slow and quick dicksucks.

Does he have a sauna yet?

>believing anything varg says

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El Canadiano

he said scandi, not finnish

Nah because i might meet ur mum m8

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I'm half Albanian half Ashkani Jewish

I am requesting that you shoot this man.

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what axes does he have?

that will be me when I get my ancestry DNA results back

>implying sauna is not scandinavian thing

>varg
into the trash it goes

>find out im 1/16th abo
>collect welfare money until i die
the only cultural appropriation i can get behind tb h

yeah nah good call

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I'm of portuguese descent.
Does wanting to learn portugese make me weird? It's not like I'll be larping, my aunties still speak the language sometimes.

>be 97% French
>wouldn't have known without a DNA test
>somehow also 3% Chinese by mutt magic
el ogro works in mysterious ways

Genetics are weird. Some woman was 100% Indian while her mom was a mix of Indian, English, and Scottish.

That’s clearly not her mom then

He's right you know

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What happened there? First generation? And why?

Gypsy destroyed by satan trips

No. If anything if you actually speak the language you it's less larping