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SHOOTIN' LIKE A SOLDIER LIKE I'M FROM MAGNOLIA

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Will probably vomit by the end of the day

i was on probation from June 2017 to June 2018 for battery/assault

obsessed with leaving this shithole country

I was diagnosed with autism at the age of 5.

The dawn rises with rosy fingers on another day of....
toil in the neo mines
God forgive me for what a niggga got to do

beautiful weather lads

No shit Sherlock

morning lads

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‘ning

hi toot poster

couldn't sleep until 3am
was lying in bed for ages with my eyes closed but it was hopeless, tired as fucking shit now

toil in 4 minutes

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Banger banger banger
Mash mash mash

Haha sleeplet

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went out with the french girl and her friends last night
we got a bit touchy towards the end but it stopped there

would laugh hysterically if london got nuked

I don't think so mate

woke up at neck is stiff and sore

love sleeping lads

just made the most perfect fried egg sarnie ever

same

same

prick

and i still think one direction killed your music industry

it is really pleasant to see rule34 of nintendo girls

i have never been on a date with a girl before in my life (i'm 20)

weird little spic

did you put it in your arse?

get a better pillow

Actually this

you are lying if you say you havent done the same thing Josie

i have never kissed a girl before (im 20)

sounds like you're a poof mate

Its perfectly normal. Everyone is autistic now

one of her friends was so buff and she was smiling at me a lot but then she ran off with another lad

bit gay

in a manner of speaking yes

Lachlan

you know what to do

not really

"dates" are a weird yankism

going to have breakfast now lads

thinking I'll have some frosted shreddies

get in

your face is a weird yankism you mutt freak

I pray that our Lord Jim Keller will guide us on the path to success

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anyone else love it when your bus has no one else on it? feel like I've got my own personal chauffeur >:3

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who is him

Drag myself from my bed
Around 20 past 6
Get my kids up make breakfast
1 egg 2 toast 3 weetabix

i watch the chase everyday
i drink tea
i say lorry instead of truck
what more can i do to become english?

I got a Greggs because I woke up too late to make something

boomer

there are two somalis in my train. bit weird, im more used to arabs or other africans

suck me off posh schoolboy

For me, it's Jamie Vardy

italian?

no such thing as a posh new zealander simple as
feckless simpletons to a man

why do european cowards cant kick out all those nasty immigrants if they dont like them

they were all French

that sentence doesn't make sense beto

oh sorry josie
:(

want to die

Get a portrait of are Liz and 'ang it on your wall

this

but why dont you kick them out though

only if you're a royalist nonce

Stop eating breakfast

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traitorous swine

>monarchist
>can't call the king a bender or he'll end uup in third world jail forever
>happy about this
Lick those boots thainonce mate lick em good

drop the proxy cody

even the irish subhuman is trashing the white nationalist

Today is my final day of toil

Fighting away the sadness

Hope I don't cry

If you got a new job. How long would you wait before giving your notice to your current employer?
What I mean is how much time off do you want between jobs

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cosa? ma sei italiano?

Well I imagine it's different for literal sex offenders so who knows

I'm Australian

Answer my question, Zealander

pedo man

Right new thread time , paedo paki is here

hey why dont you kick out those muslim immigrants

2 weeks notice is standard

Australia will become the world's first Eurasian country

Hopefully you will never find employment you nonce freak

fake beto is so boring

no it isnt you fucking melt there is no law anywhere that says you have to give your employer any notice whatsoever it's literally a yank social construct to make the working classes even more slavish

when I get new jobs I just take my shit and leave, it's up to the pay department to figure out how much they still owe me and who's going to replace me

Russia and Finland got you beat mate

Australia is Med

irish subhuman

>To buy groceries you need ID

What did Trump mean by this?

our populations are mongs who believe the propaganda about immigrants and diversity.
Europe is lost, it's just a matter of time

usually included in the contract lad

>our populations are mongs who believe the propaganda about immigrants and diversity
its only in big cities

It's common to give 2 weeks
No need to get smart alecky about ut

Who’s that guy with the rented flat in high Wycombe I fancy a laugh

You may need them as a reference. A call centre though.. maybe not.

Craven

Not my question

How much time off should you have between leaving one job and starting the other?

*meekly raises a tentative paw*

which is all that matters to politicians

Enjoy losing your wages idiot