/cum/

i didn't have tissues nearby so i smeared my leftover cum on my ass

I was just talking about my moving company finally getting their shit together and delivering my stuff so I don't have to live in this sweltering hot room, but yeah, that would be nice.

dubs and i post a pic of my dick

Singles and you post your dick

have a dick-foot-cum combo

(before you complain about the pathetically low amount of cum, i just jacked off like an hour ago so my balls were empty)

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are you the one who made the thread earlier today about a-abs?
y/n?

are mexicans the gayest /cum/ posters?

no

Why would you post this?

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bully is the best rockstar game

no?

Come on. Let this thread die. I’ll make the next one.

Anyone else live in/around NC? It's literally rained for two weeks straight now holy fuck

Hey guys Okie here, I think this might be it for me. Maybe not. Either way I think it will be in the next couple days. You guys are mostly fucked in the head but are the most enjoyable community on Jow Forums

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this doesn't make sense because Marx hated idpol just as much as capitalism

Shadman is actually great

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Call me degenerate one more time lmao

Also dame tu cosita

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This.

des

PA

Cito....

Fucking freak, degenerate creep

Capitalism is the root of a evil

absolutely

heck c*pitalism

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hey guys

hope you all have a good day, about to go to work

I'm not a psychopath
I'm a high functioning psychopath

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Don't forget to give it your 110%

i always do

i have been complimented on my work ethic many times now

My work ethic is slack off as much as possible until I get a raise god knows i deserve it

Who is the Roach
The Roach is you

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I drew this

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I was born in 1997. Am I a Millenial or a Zoomer?

Homos shouldn't be with the based commies. LGBT rose together with capitalism.

So is this place officially /leftypol/?

canadians and americans what does the average joe in your country think about China? whats their attitude towards china?

Cute boys are making me horny.

I can see you behind the screen

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The Soviet Union decriminalized homosexuality before Stalin reversed the changes and prominent leftists like Emma Goldman supported gay rights. Otherwise, you are right in the sense that capitalists use LGBT as a shield to protect themselves from criticism.

We hate it in general I guess

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this subreddit is so important

reddit.com/r/Asianjewish

/cum/ is a right wing general

*/leftpol/

distrustful

My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs, man, people give me 'em
It just becomes everyday, extra-curriculum
No reason in particular, it was strictly fun

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They want it nuked because all their jobs moved there, but they get confused when you tell them it’s the corporations that should be blamed here.

Jow Forums has been so boring lately.

agree

America is number 1

youtu.be/8jxt3KOsGlI
Me irl

thanks for noticing~

Going to go catch some mad large fish for my /cum/bums

throw them all back for me

fish are friends not food

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>should be working right now but im waiting for a call from an application for another job i sent in

pls convince me to go to work thanks

I agree with the sentiment but I’m going to need to eat some of them because we didn’t bring that much food

work while you dont have anotherjob lined up or be a poor NEET forever

Like the food, the people are okay when they're here, but hate PRC because they took the jobs. More or less.

I plan on working my current 2 jobs on top of the other one I applied for desu

>3 jobs
must not be a lot of hours at each, but a pain to coordinate still

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not really i set the days and hours I work with my current 2 jobs

Why are things labelled?

Alright here's your dubs

>tfw 20 year old zillenial boomzer

leftists literally can not comprehend the concept of humor

what do you do?

It’s mocking Ben Garrison and his label bombing.

Idiot.

current jobs are contracting maintenance jobs for living spaces the one I applied for would be maintenance on computers and servers

>tfw centrist
>save more right wing memes than left wing ones simply because they are funnier

just discovered and eminem song i havent heard before, already prepared for it to be shit

its called "fuck mumble rap", i dont even know wtf mumble rap is

it was shit

Your Mom’s House State of Mind (The Waffle Hip Hop)
By lil cummy
A Rap
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, wallace, it's time.
It's time, wallace (aight, wallace, begin).
Straight out the huge dungeons of rap.

The money drops deep as does my pussycat.
I never flip, 'cause to flip is the mother of at.
Beyond the walls of glocks, life is defined.
I think of your mom’s pussycat when I'm in your mom’s house state of mind.

Hope the rat got some cat.
My at don't like no dirty caveat.
Run up to the bat and get the hat.

In your mom’s house state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The gargantuan money?
You complain about your wife’s son.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the gunny.

I'm rappin' to the waffle,
And I'm gonna move your coffle.

Massive, ridonculous, crazy, like a weed
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a bunny.

I can't take the your wife’s son, can't take the eggplant.
I woulda tried to suck I guess I got no scant.

I'm rappin' to the coffle,
And I'm gonna move your waffle.

Yea, yaz, in your mom’s house state of mind.

When I was young my mother had a tunny.
I waz kicked out without no bunny.
I never thought I'd see that blini.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my mother's gunny.

A fat bathroom is quite the resume.

Thinking of your mom’s pussycat. Yaz, thinking of your mom’s pussycat (your mom’s pussycat).

i am going to apply asylum in canada
ama

NOW THEY'RE UNDER MY BED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Hapa is half Asian
Hafu is half Japanese

>Reddit

I agree. Don't understand why either. There used to always be some kind of "thing" going on. Now it's nothing.

>There used to always be some kind of "thing" going on.
fucking zoomers

help can't tell if a girl is gagging for the D or I'm autisticly misconstruing normal human interactions.

>take off shirt
>sweat from my chest wipes across my face

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idea: vacation in south east asia so I can feel like a celebrity with all the short asian people trying to take pictures with the "white monkey"

idea: vacation in south Carolina so I can feel like a celebrity with all the fat american people trying to take pictures with the "white monkey"

you just want to go to myrtle beach you autistic sheep fucker

you ever think about just how much food you eat in a week? like if you tried to eat that shit all at once you'd probably get sick, but the fact that you space it out means you can stuff your face pretty much infinitely

this

i worked 2 for a bit

another boomer pic for you guys

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grimes

you ever think about how many living things have to die in a single week just to sustain your life