What the fuck Serbia

What the fuck Serbia

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SERBIA STRONG

Removing at work

The Ottoman empire was one of the first nations to truly use gun powder effectively in combat it was mostly used in artillery
It was an alien concept to the rest of the Europeans it would have been like someone from the 1800's seeing modern fully automatic assault rifle
TL'DR Cannon>Men with swords

Serbian """""Empire"""""

Evrenos was based
The sultans had to make Janissary slave armies out of wh*Teoids because they were scared of their KARA BOGA vassals like Evrenos.

The Janissarys are truly interesting
the Ottomans sultans were so paranoid that their people would betray them so they used Christians from foreign lands and trained since birth to become soulless killing machines

their logic was this if they would use either Arabs,kurds,Armenians and other peoples that ottomans had under them then their would be a chance the Janissarys would betray them if even had trained them since them birth because they could connect with the people and see their suffering
however when they used boys from foreign lands that the ottmans did not directly control and in most cases they had no Idea what there birth nation even was they wouldn't be able to make a connection with the people the the ottomans had under them

>we were an empire
lul, news to me, never even knew this tho i see why we stopped being one

>what the fuck serbia
here's my hypothesis:
1) no serb has ever seen water and maritsa is water
2) serb troops are notorious for drinking and singing 24/7, its what they did in the 90s, its what they did when i was serving later on, its what they told me our army always did, drinking and singing even at 5 am

conclusion: they got drunk and went to the sea for the first time

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you reek of underage retard

>by conducting a night raid on the Serbian camp, Şâhin Paşa was able to defeat the Serbian army and kill King Vukašin and despot Uglješa. Thousands of Serbs were killed, and thousands drowned in the Maritsa river when they tried to flee.[9][16] After the battle, the Maritsa ran scarlet with blood.[16]
Literally KARA BOGA meme

Top ten anime night raids

what about WW1 mate

Like I said above cannons and guns+element of surprise>men with swords

>ww1
i have absolutely no clue when it comes to history m8
all i know is what they taught me in the army
>everyone relax, we got this covered
>serb army has the highest morale and combat readiness
>serb soldier is the bravest
>serb officer is a genius
>we won all the battles always, dont have to read history to find that out
>all of the nations are our enemy, except greece and russia who are neutral
and
>fuck all nato countries forever

they told me i dont need to know any more history than that

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serbs and other slavshit always helped the t*rks and only rebelled after greeks had done so

KARA BOĞA

PANTERI PANTERI
VI STE HRABRI MOMCI
NAIHRABRIJI NASHI
SRPSKI DOBROVOLJCI

>my army is the best
>my countrymen is the bravest
>my branch is the toughest

literally all soldiers believe that

must be weird being a turk you have central Asiatic origin but then you mix in with southern europeans then you get some Semitic genealogy from the Arabs you conquer
and now you are forever between worlds not Semitic not European not Central Asian so I completely understand why you pretend to be Black on a anime image sharing website its because you lack an identity

wh*Teoids BTFO

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were taught that we're definitely in the top 20 military of the world
so better than vast majority of countries but still not great just slightly above average and thats fine

tl;dr wh*Te boi

reading is for faggots

But the Turkish empire were great scholars that advanced in fields of calligraphy and architecture

Proof that Serbia's a meme country

>were
why arent they anymore

this seems like the most obvious to see through bullshit on the whole internet:
muslims shitposting how intellectually great they are, and yet have africa tier contributions to modern science
>we were conquered and robbed and impoverished by imperialism
they you were never great, advanced nations can not have such neglected defense sector to be conquered by euro empires, its just impossible and you are full of shit
>but a muslim just wrote a scientific paper in the journal of women studies
irrelevant
>but muslims were first to discover you can breathe air
low hanging fruit, all nations figured out early shit

>conclusion
double digit muslim populations with 0 nobel prizes or tesla tier scientists were never developed by european standards

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>why arent they anymore

They are still richer than you lol

Friendly reminder that wiki battles army numbers of middle aged battles are literally made up 300 tier fanfiction and dickwaving contest with biased sources

I do admit the Islamic golden age can be hyped up It really should really be called Arab and Persian golden age

one point of yours I take issue with though
>we were conquered and robbed and impoverished by imperialism
the downfall of the Islamic golden age can be actually be given thanks to Genghis Khan and his descendants who obliterated the Middle East so hard and so many times that it would put the the United States of Shame
after the destruction by the Mongols there was a level of paranoia in the Middle eastern Islamic world so they so they became highly suspicious of everyone and thing

a voice of reason on Jow Forums

quick, stone him