What are nurses like in your country?
What are nurses like in your country?
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they are nice and never comment on the sizes of our cocks
Always going on fucking strike and demanding more money or something else.
They’re incompetent.
They have a hard time finding my vein.
Probably some died because I kept on injecting meth, but that’s probably not my problem.
The hot nurse meme isn't real in my city. I volunteer at a hospital and most of the nurses I see are old ladies.
They all looked like angels while I was high on morphine after a surgery. I flirted with all of them (including the old ones) for a few days and it was probably cringy as hell.
Thank God I don't remember it too well.
at one time they were hot young nurses though
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I can only speak for Australia in saying that the nurses here are terrible. There's a whole other side to nursing that people aren't aware of. We're so used to seeing the professional and compassionate side of nurses that we forget to think about how they might act out of earshot, we take for granted that they always act in a professional manner but that is simply not true. This is the underbelly of nursing: gossiping about patients, making fun of patients, various patient privacy violations and bullying and intimidation of other medical staff. Nursing is a cut-throat world.
They tend to gossip out of earshot of the patient because they see it as being done in confidence, but that whole idea breaks down when the patient overhears them. This leaves the nurse in a position where they must deny the gossip and act as of nothing ever happened.
This, I always fall in love with at least one. Also the one at my hospital work 3 superlong days a week and get 4 days off, I would like that
The nurses here treat me really nice. But I do actually have a massive cock. I wonder if they talk about it with each other
They more likely talked about how you took a shit in the shower.
I'm sure they do , all this talk of nurses and cock size got somebody to reveal that they will even take trips down to the morgue for a peek when a giant one is discovered
you're my bro, bro
I didn't fall in love with any of them but they all gave me a playful feeling. Fortunately they were good sports about it and seemed to laugh it off.
Unfortunately, nurses making fun of patients and gossiping about penis sizes out of earshot is an inconvenient reality that not many want to acknowledge.
They are professional around the patient but the moment they're out of earshot of the patient they become unprofessional. They have no integrity and see gossiping and making fun of patients as being fine so long as it is done out of earshot of the patient.
So next time you see a nurse remember that their definition of privacy is one that they are exempt from. As far as they are concerned, professionalism means maintaining their composure out of earshot, and then gossiping and making fun of the patient out of earshot.
>still 10-20 years left before they retire and a new generation of hot young nurses comes in to replace them
Ugly middle aged flips
The majority of us are prescribed to a professional view of nurses. We take for granted that this is how nurses always act. Nurses take advantage of this naivety to make fun of patients out of earshot withouy anyone suspecting anything.
Because after all, nurses are professionals that would never do anything like that, right?
Usually women between 19-35.
Usually pretty good looking, kind and professional.
>professional
Nurses are only professionals in the sense that they'll maintain their composure when dealing with the patient, but that doesn't mean they won't make fun of the patient out of earshot, because they most certainly do.
Sadly, superficial professionalism is a reality in nursing today. It's nothing more than professionalism at the surface, but when you delve deeper, you find something much more sinister and unprofessional.
Young and unprofessional, old and ugly, ukranians, russians slovaks
The hospital espouses values of respect, dignity and privacy but they are only practised in the superficial sense.
Nurses will put on a professional act in front of the patient, but the moment they are out of earshot they will proceed to make fun of and gossip about the patient and sometimes even divulge private information i.e. penis size.
And? Are you that insecure?
Me and the guys in the garage make fun of our customers who can't fix their own cars every single day. It's how life works.
You're the guy with the tiny dick, right?
There's an expectation that nurses will respect a patient privacy and dignity, it goes beyond just being etiquette. Rules regarding this are set out in the Nursing and Midwifery code of conduct.
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The Nursing and Midwifery code of conduct states that nurses are meant to be mindful of their actions as their actions may affect the general public's view of them. If the public has a negative view of nurses this may affect a patient's ability to seek treatment.
Nurses should be mindful of the way they act and think before they make gossip or make fun of a patient. Sadly, that isn't always the case.
Maintaing a professional appearance to your superiors and then making fun of patients out of earshot under the assumption that the superiors will not find out about the making fun of patients. Why tread such a thin line?
Hospital stays are inevitable. Understand that. I can't just hide my penis away because at one point or another I'll be in a hospital. More of you need to realise that.
What motivates nurses to be unprofessional, I don't get it. Surely they know what type of job they're getting into before applying for it. If they are going to act inappropriate and unprofessional why become a nurse in the first place?
I'm interested in medical ethics as much the next guy user but it seems to me you're thinking too much about this. If you catch them making penis jokes about you (the bad type anyway) then just report them. If you don't, put your mind at rest and assume the best, there's not much more you can do.
WTF? Why are nurses so perverted? I don't want to come in for my hourly penis inspection knowing I'll judged like some piece of meat
You really think reporting them would do anything? No one is going to care about the rantings of some paranoid autist. There's nothing Lachlan can do. Not a single winning move
I reported them, but they denied ever saying anything and said that they would never speak that way about a patient.
Patients are treated as nothing more than objects of their humour.
Nurses tend to be dicks. and most of them are mudslimes
By the power of digits. Shall all nations have hot nurses.
Their being Muslim would mean they'd be less likely to gossip about patients in a sexual manner though right?
very respecful of the dimension of your penis
But there's a constant flow of in-between-generation nurses coming in. Also young nurses are a bad thing because they aren't as desensitised as old nurses are making them more likely to gossip.