Choose. Woman or car

half of all the shit you own, бpaтyшкa, and then a lifetime of alimoney too, all the kids, all the kid expenses, all your family and friends, all of your free time, and a lot of your professional time takes a hit too

sum it all up, and if you are a semi productive guy, it could reach a 100 cars

car. i'll sell it and build myself robot girlfriend

i'll take the car, even if it's a shitty corvette

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> half of all the shit you own and then a lifetime of alimoney too, all the kids, all the kid expenses, all your family and friends, all of your free time, and a lot of your professional time takes a hit too
You deserve it if you tolerate that.
He бpaтyшкa ты мнe.

based

Well the woman is a fugly insectoid sticc so it's definitely the car.

gay

Car. Bitches will swarm after I have a car like that

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>ugly gook with no body at all

Yeah nah I'll take the wheels

you call me, ..ugly gook ?

fuck off, ameri land whale

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Cars are more reliable and cost you less in the long run. They also have a much longer useful usage span.

There are some women I would choose over the car
She definitely isn’t one of them

>Picking a woman over a car
Yeah, maybe if the car is a 20 year old Suzuki Swift and the woman is a 20 year old supermodel who literally becomes your property.

With car like that I would have no problem picking up thicc blacc queen in place of that gook stick

I'd rather have a Corvette than some vapid looking chink thot.

Car ofc

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I'll have the car and sell it (I don't have a driving license)

You are all fools.

The car belongs to her.

Car. I can sell it and buy 10 asian sluts.