Most American thing you did today?

Most American thing you did today?

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Payed my college tuition. It was only 2k dollars tho

>wake up
>eat a burger
>jerk off to hentai
>go to gun range
>shitpost on Jow Forums

ate a reuben sandwich
hngggg

Mag dumped an AR in my back yard. If my neighbor his home he will reply by mag dumping his pistol. Sometimes if we know each other is shooting we have a cadence going.

jacked my tiny white cock to big black cocks impregnating white pussies

I didn't wipe my ass good enough.

Bashed a mexican's skull on my way to wendy's

>Americans
>white
>Mongolians
>white

I think I walked around my house in sneakers for like 30 seconds because I forgot keys

Woke up depressed

I listened to rap hip hop

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same

Are you on vacation or did you finally escape?

ate fast food

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he escaped and now lives in sewers like rest of romania

Fast food is cheap, fast and above all available at unconventional hours, so it has its use even if you're a "serious restaurants" customer

ate a hot dog for lunch cause I couldn't be bothered to whip up something decent

>Fast food is cheap

I had some donuts. They were okay. Not worth the calories.

It is in the West at least
>mfw last time I ate fastfood was a month ago

Sounds comfy, good protection from the weather too.

Ate 2 cheeseburgers today.

sharted

went to work

I mowed my lawn.

In Paris, you pay like 8.50 euros for a complete meal in McDonald's, compared to 15 or 20 euros in a brasserie and 30 euros minimum in a real restaurant (and it can take more than one hour easily)

Self-harm is a serious issue, user.

You will literally NEVER made double cheese burgers at home for 99 cents a piece.

>eyebrow hairs falling on my food
>claim its the chefs
>get free food on my next visit

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based

lol savage

>look in the bushes outside Wendy's
>find 2 ants and take them in my hand
>order food
>put 2 live ants on the burger
>go back to the counter like wtf
>get food for free

Fast food is much more expensive in Europe, although still less expensive than the competition

Tl;dr: everything is expensive in Europe

Hugged my AR before sleeping.

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sir is that an illegal bottle mod mounted on your barrel for suicide sips

vinkkasin

It's not mounted and it's just wasser for sleep sips.

Paid part of my university debt back

sharted in my pants

Isn't uni free in germoney

Maybe it's a business school or something like that

step away from the assault bottle sir

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Drove literally 45 seconds to work. 5 mins of walking is 5 minutes I could've slept.

Not entirely. We had university fees of 500€ per semester back then for a short while before they were abolished plus we have something called "Semesterbeitrag" in addition to that, which covers the universal transit pass, administration cost and some other stuff, which was around 180€ per semester during my time.
I come from a poor family, so i had to go into debt to afford that.

Contemplate suicide.

1l isn't babby-seeking assault size.

i bought 2 liters of cola
oh wait it's cola zero
nah nothing american

Ate half a jar of peanut butter because.

I talked in Spanish

I ate pizza for lunch