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dropped the danish proxy and back to the dutch one i see rasheed

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Why do south Asians love cricket so much

don't know why so many political discord servers are filled with autistic american children talking about philosophy all day. They think it makes them smart lmao some dead, gay greek statues have no relevence in todays world and there is no practical value to reciting it

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Not even a little
Science
Turned over to the left in my bed, wank with the right hand and catch the spunk with the left. Chuck spunk into the toilet and clean hands and penis in the sink

Done and dusted

who are we supporting for the new EFL season lads?

you haven't got a clue what you are talking about

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Horrid

god hes so ugly

America is everything the Nazis wanted to be.

genuinely thought The Dark Knight Rises, memes aside, was a really really really good film

bane was cool as fuck despite sounding like my nan

black girls are just easy as fuck

is HUF a dickhead brand like Supreme?

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>he nuts on his hand

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Gf admitted to me today that she sometimes picks her nose in bed and then just wipes them on the side of the mattress

If my gf isn’t about it’s the best place for it

At least the black guy knows she isn't using him to support her kids

lads post music that make you think of:
>militarism
>autocracy
>racial supremacy
>industrial power
>survivalism
>imperialism
>genetic purity

fantastic lad well done

not really

dont post again

anime

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just got wiped on

youtube.com/watch?v=rY-FJvRqK0E

Simply Red

Yea, god just nut in your face and eat like a normal bloke
Sick, just eat it, tastes pretty nice, like cum but saltier

Post thicc felines

Not funny. The Iraq War was messy, sure, but fought for just reasons. This video is an insult to the men and women who gave their lives in a noble cause

trying to break up with my bf so i keep telling him the most disgusting things i do but he just won't get the message

>amazing boss
>great job
>living abroad in an interesting city
>paid okay

still a depressed, lazy, unmotivated piece of shit taking advantage of a good boss.

some things never change.

got called a nerd online

People often say that the English are very cold fish, very reserved, that they have a way of looking at things – even tragedy – with a sense of irony. There’s some truth in it; it’s pretty stupid of them, though. Humour won’t save you; it doesn’t really do anything at all. You can look at life ironically for years, maybe decades; there are people who seem to go through most of their lives seeing the funny side, but in the end, life always breaks your heart. Doesn’t matter how brave you are, how reserved, or how much you’ve developed a sense of humour, you still end up with your heart broken. That’s when you stop laughing. In the end there’s just the cold, the silence and the loneliness. In the end, there’s only death.

Which city

wonderwall

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how do I move

youtube.com/watch?v=8o5BHH9U2Mg

Do British people even have lawns?

Yes. If a skateboard brand is overpriced it's a brand for posho josh pretending to be from the streets

typical looney londoner

Milan
idk

i like dreamy youthful sounding music. makes me nostalgic.

synthy sounding stuff is good.

le ironic le british le wit is a meme

monty python is contrived nonsense and was never funny.

>Not funny. The Iraq War was messy, sure, but fought for just reasons. This video is an insult to the men and women who gave their lives in a noble cause

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Kot

Do you lube your shaft up to wank or do you just do it dry?

I always do dry but I always see people using lube / spitting on TV shows.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nz5Ub_ORbQU

America hasn't done a noble thing since ww2 and even then it was borderline.

4 donuts from the coop bakery down the gullet

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how's milan? Would like to go there meself that's the truth

Literally cannot relate to this meme at all. Do not know anyone and am not even aware of a type of person that is obsessed with energy drinks, is in late twenties, and has a house to obsessively mow the lawn in

Because they are circumcised, there is absolutely no reason to lube up otherwise

oh my days bruv

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>I always do dry but I always see people using lube / spitting on TV shows.
It's because they're circumcised.

theres a great porn video series out there that does this screen split of one side this young woman just looking at her phone at the bus stop dressed relatively normal, the the other screen of her getting cummed into hardcore.

this is the best fashy song imo

youtube.com/watch?v=yB8Ci7X5HUU

>watching a video of some people doing ~E7 7a rocking climbing routes
>comments are literally mumsnet complaining that it's dangerous and they should be better role models
hmm

its Dadaist you brainlet

>America saving my ancestors from immense suffering and certain annihilation was borderline
I will give you that

it's astroturfing don't respond to it

grey, humid, quite superficial.

not that great desu, but better than a rando midlands city

This but unironically, being a cynical irony ridden person who laughs at everything doesn't make you any happier, if you want to be happy you have to approach the world in earnest, you have to take it seriously, because in the end, you only get out of it what you put in to it.
Unfortunately it's a one way street and becoming cynical and ironic is easy, I have yet to find a path back.

>coop bakery

you mean that dry shit they don't even cover over and keep in the shelf for days at a time?

whats your job

the mulan song

When are we going to get to the point where we stop giving medical care to very old people? It's not worth the time/money desu

They can pay for private if they want resuss and a heart transplant aged 90 desu

Lads. Is wearing clear lens glasses for fashion a dickhead thing?

Really think they would make my face symmetric and nicer

Upset a gammon boomer today because he was too lazy to walk to the crossing in the tesco car park and I didn't stop my car when he wanted to dash across the road. He look visibly upset

ahaah i likely ruined the high he got from seeing tommy was free

for me? its expressionism

enjoy drinking alone

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who's gonna know?

Me too

web developer but i'm shit at it. got a huge project due tomorrow and i can't fucking finish it.

>Ted Cruz 2018 election: new polls show challenger Beto O’Rourke has a real shot

are lad
Beto O'Rorke

clean the bogs at mcdonalds

When young people start voting more than old people

haha btw im 18 and diverse! exit from brexit!

no don't believe you on both accounts

Yes
I buy it at the end of the day when its literally like 10p for a donut

wonder when the war on the white man will stop

im a loser lol

I did this for about 3 years, just started getting bored of it though and now I’m feeling better having stopped 2bh

if sex never existed men would have killed all the women, or at least enslaved them or treated them as animals

The Smiths? No thanks, I listen to Morrissey's solo albums

We should just kill anyone over the retirement age.

Me too

getting on a plane tomorrow :x