Why haven't you visited America yet?

Why haven't you visited America yet?

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i don't want to pay $400 for a fucking visa.

i have no job they won't give me a visa
i'm a poor student

I'm afraid crazy americans will kill me

because the flights are still expensive even if euro/dollar conversion is still nice

This

Also because i'm too lazy to get a visa and a passport. Visiting a McDonalds is an American experience simulator anyways.

Far, expensive and I have no one to travel with.

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Just do like all your compatriots do and swim across the Rio Grande.

I visited a bit of Canada.

The only thing I visited in the USA is the interior a some terminal in JFK airport during a transfert.

That would be illegal

That was the terminal with the names of the dead Real American Warrior Heroes' names hanging on big banners.

Who cares? Come visit Kentucky. Have some bourbon and watch a horse race.

because it sucks. I'm actively trying to leave

I can help you pack your shit

Too much of a poorfag. I'll come visit when I've earned boatloads of money.

My friend wants me to, but I'm too lazy to get a visa. Also, I want to rent a car when I'm in there so I'm still waiting to get my driving license.

awesome, could always use the help
I'll also need a one way ticket from TPA to BUD. I only fly J btw, so hope you've got a few grand handy

Visa line is like several months long and is only being processed in Moscow.

No money

2 people I know are touring the national parks in the west right now. It looks beyond beautiful, but I am poor and have nobody I would like to take such a trip with

>Tampa
no wonder you're miserable

You could always just go to Guam or Saipan