/brit/

actually fuck off and die

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every major economist is either Jewish or Scottish

yes and i don't give a shit about the middle-east

literally who gives a single fuck about sandnigger politics

Okay bit harsh lads,not sure if I'm missing a joke here but honestly just try it.

Completely changed my life, I wasn't even getting looks before I started this shit and I'm still DYEL

anime

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absolute brainlets detected

Paul Krugman, nobel prize laureate once said in 2000 that the internet would never take off

fucking cunt

Just realised something

Those 60+ women who still look okay must have been actual 10/10s back in the day

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Based and redpilled

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Lads, the "gf" just tokd me she has a boyfriend. We've been together for two months. We've been on dates, fucked, etc. I'm fuming. I had no idea, thought she was my gf only.

>absolute brainlets detected

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Aim for Chelsea!

its boring shit and you know it

no he didn't

maybe i shouldn't let the ex take my virginity
she took advantage of me and lied to me which is a pretty mean thing to do

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reminds me of me willy

>throw your own shit at the wall
>wow i won the lottery!
>everyone quick throw your shit at the wall!

fuck off

lads improve your life by going to the gym or something lol!

possibly true

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you have to be decent looking and a decent height to begin with

laphamsquarterly.org/revolutions/miscellany/paul-krugmans-poor-prediction

>A winner of the Nobel Prize in Economics, Paul Krugman wrote in 1998, “The growth of the Internet will slow drastically, as the flaw in ‘Metcalfe’s law’—which states that the number of potential connections in a network is proportional to the square of the number of participants—becomes apparent: most people have nothing to say to each other! By 2005 or so, it will become clear that the Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s.”

O-okay I was just trying to help.

A post like this helped me get started. Nevermind I'll delete

fuck off with this meme slag

that's not "the internet won't take off"

*walks into barber*

Hello barber! One decent haircut please sir!

ah yes we all have oodles of cash squirrelled away to spend on gym memberships don't we

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orduhhhh

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I'm admittedly not terrible looking but I'm 5'9, second smallest person in my team

doing just that alone won't really help but if you start going to the gym along with improving yourself in other ways then you might start feeling better

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nah lad keep shitting out "B urself" advice to /brit/.

surely your broader message will be absorbed and appreciated by the virgin freak masses who frequent here.

also
>has a gf
>flirting with coworker
cunt.

I think slag anzu is my favourite anzu varient

reaching just the level of the fax machine isn't taking off, so yes, the paraphrase is accurate.

in a sense he's true, expected productivity gains from the internet haven't really been realised, but in terms "impact" obviously the internet has been a major change

>squirrelled away

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didn't mean to attach that
ignore the gay chinks

oh shut the fuck up

OR-ORDUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Post your face. genuinely curious

I just use the money I spent on sweets and fizzy drinks to pay for it instead.

A quid a day on chocolate and coke or 30 quid a month membership. Was literally that simple

depends, some women just age well
you get some women who were 10s in the day who look like absolute hags now, but a girl who was a 7 could maintain that through middle age and a bit beyond

When I was 11 I had an anti Nazi badge on one side of my room and a large Nazi flag on the other. I suppose I hated Nazis for being enemies of Britain but also hated blacks.

there is no benefit to going to the gym outside physical health. lonely people go to the gym to you know

Bully

having sex with women is illegal

v nice

*drinks milk*

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what other benefit would there be

the combined number of sexual partners you lot have had is still less than my total on its own and I'm not even joking

the english rose gf

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hi lads

This, love the gym and used to go 4 times a week, mate said I looked like a greek statue, still never made me any happier

good nutrition and exercise is excellent for mental health

Blacks are also the enemy of Britain

DRUMPFT SAID A WORD FROM THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

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>the combined number of sexual partners you lot have had is still less than my total on its own and I'm not even joking

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the sperg mong pretending theres social benefits and improvement in your life, when other very obvious factors are far more important hurdles to overcome in life than just running on a treadmill for an hour

exercising helps massively mate
people aren't meant to sit on their arse all day, if you want to be a healthy person (mentally and physically) you have to be at least somewhat fit

>Dude just go gym its that simple

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This is a huge fucknig lie.

Going to the gym has given me a purpose, a nice hobby , improved my mental health, improved my actual health, the way I look, given me a new common bonding topic amongst friends and colleagues, given me something to do inside of rainy days or lazy Sundays to make sure my day doesn't feel wasted and has given me a way to burn off excess energy.

The benefits are endless.

doing a read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_v._Turner

lol dude just stop being poor

why is my attention span so shit?

Live at home with the 'rents. Too scared to go to the gym.

Shall buy a home gym once I start uni and start getting the calories in

Based

I don't care about that to be honest. i'd rather sit around in luxury scoffing my face, smoking and having sex with prostitutes on weekends and getting smashed. then having a cry wank on a sunday maybe. I do it because it feels good simple as

autism innit
i enjoy spending all my money lad

why do you think that's a good thing

Someone post the pictures of buff ugly people to show how it doesn't matter.

They give you a free bowl tapas or crisps with your pint over here.
Proper good but it's so salty you end up needing another.
Crafty them Spaniards.

>lol "just go to the gym" yeah thanks deano!!! lol fucking idiot
t. out of shape permavirgin too scared or lazy to make a change to improve his life

pathetic specimen, I blame tony blair for creating an environment for pond life like you to exist

Lad please, I posted that whatsapp convo (now deleted due to having opposite effect I intended), I couldn't lift the bar and was 125lbs, it was fucking embarrassing.

Literally nobody cared and now I just wish I started earlier.

genuinely didnt read most of this, just screeching.

Why don't poor people just buy more money?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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want that thing to fire right into my bollocks from point blank distance

to the aspie in this thread larping as some gym monkey like its 1985 going around hitting up da women in da club, please stop

All I can focus on is her very unaesthetic knee in the mirror

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Have given up trying to be 'organised' and 'routined' instead I'm going to do WHAT I want, WHEN I want as long as it's productive

I am going to the gym. Its just going to be in my room

*gets up at 11am*
*gets a cuppa with 3 sugars*
*returns to bed*

Funny, I've just given up.

Me August 1st 2018

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dios mio...

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You need the confidence lad

Half the battle is mental, getting in there and thinking 'I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks because I'm here today to be better than I was yesterday', it's incredibly motivating.

Then you get past that stage and start admiring lads who have achieved your goal body and it inspires you more

shave that shit off it's disgusting