/brit/

sue

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am fucking pissed and just spilt brocoli beef all over my fucking lap got toil at 5am tomorrow as well fucks sakessssss lads

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can hear mum listening to an unfunny female comedian on the telly

sark

Is it sue perkins

underage alien looking thing

>unfunny female comedian
sweaty... no.

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ate too much food
belly hurts

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dressing up as the scout is honestly very very low on the richter scale of things that autists could dress up as

>female

>If I had a son I'd hope he would be like you...

Had a LOT of childless unmarried middle aged women of slightly ambiguous sexuality say this to me lads...

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would it be rude to tell the neighbors to move their child in to another room so i cant hear it crying all the time

DID SOMEONE SAY
DEMI LARDNER?

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Off to bed lads toil beckons

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>When the contempt is established
lol

Jesus was the son of God

yeah they'd probably like a boring safe son who causes no bother to anyone

Depends how well his representation argue his admission was done under duress and improper given the original hearing didn't inform him properly what he had done wrong.
We shall wait and see.

*clicks the torch off*

>tfw just drank some tea and the caffeine headache went away
Fucking bliss I tell you.

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Imagine being Joseph.
>Why yes hello this is me, my wife and my God's son

>the torch

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went trick 'er treatin with the lads in 8th grade, our moms made us invite the school aspie(jackson)

he dressed up as a scout, but it was really shitty. we all knew what he was supposed to be but pretended we had no idea what he was talking about, he was wearing a pair of giant fucking radio headphones from the 1940s with the cord still tied on.

we ended up ditching him by the highschool at our earliest convenience lol. bet he necked himself the freak

ah yes i DO want to read more posts about how virginal american men feel that middle aged or married washed up women find them attractive

gosh that seems like a WONDERFUL way to spend my evening

applying for a 2k uni grant even though i have 8k in savings and my maintenance loan more than covers me for the year and i also get £300 a month DLA for the 'spergers

thank you for your contributions, wagies

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Reminder that incels would be the most attentive, caring, and compassionate boyfriends.

anime

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OI TOMMAH IS FREE

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Romanians are subhuman

>hi honey! the funniest thing happened at work today lol, so chad dropped a bot of coffee on jen-
>WHO THE FUCK IS CHAD YOU FUCKING WHORE
>ARE YOU FUCKING CHEATING ON ME
>JUST TELL ME

Your welcome lad just don't study something bent

How do you still get DLA? I thought they were switching it to PIP. They cancelled mine last year and told me to apply for the PIP, which I never did.

Where have you gone Tommy Robinson
/brit/ is still posting memes for you
Whoo ooh ooh

If a boy asked my sister out on a date i would kill him

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>also get £300 a month DLA for the 'spergers
what do they actually pay it out for
all the stuff i've read on DLA says they only pay out if you need a taxi or whatever, they don't just give you money for you to spend on steam games

just lie about what you need the money for?

fucking mong lmao

>he doesn't have a milf fetish
Man, do /brit/ a favor: pack your bags and leave

horrible little runt of a creature you are

sometimes i start writing a long post then i just backspace the whole thing because what's the point

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Do you think i have a shot with her?

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and then when the DLA watchman sees me walking 5 miles and asks for a bank statement that shows i've never taken a taxi in my life?

yep

Today's /leftypol/ rampage has been the subject of immense mirth.

withdraw it in cash you fucking dolt

MAD TING

LADS...SAVE US

IT'S OVER

youtu.be/KrXowQyi2fk

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i would watch this sue video but i dotn feel like it and also i dont want to

Once you've taken the blackpill you would never act like that you absolute moron, because you already know she's cheating, all women are.

can't believe I didn't watch a single episode of kemono friends

hey jackson lmao heard your dad lost his job and you and your runt family had to move in with your grandma
paranoid fucking idiot
>i-i dont do drugs because its illegal! you could go to prison!
i bet you're the mong who argued with me about this webm a few days ago.

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No, I don't have mummy issues because I am not an infantile manchild. Wanting a woman pushing menopause is literally going against your biological imperative. You're on the same level as benders in that regard

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fuck anime

your country fucking sucks ass dude

wtf

Hello.
had several posts that i wanted to make you but shall now be making precisely none
wont be responding to you at all
fuck off shit piss fuck

virgin freak

kek

always screech at that webm

im gonna go one further and fucking plow into cyclists with my car

what even is that? sounds like some nerd shit

got a first, applied for a scholarship and still didn't get it
fuck off

Ye

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unironically going to see drumpf tomorrow lads

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there's no fucking way that poley isn't some sort of avant-garde extended joke

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out of office reply: gone bed

*blocks your path*

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looks like youre stuck with me

youtube.com/watch?v=8fj6pi8lCec
cager genocide when

centre right has a roid gut

I'm 6' and 10". That's two measurements.

i've got a few letters last year saying that it's changing soon but they've not actually done anything yet

>they don't just give you money for you to spend on steam games
WRONG
nah but seriously i don't really know what it's for, it's a stupid system. it used to be a carer's allowance for my mum but they just changed it over to go to me and have never asked questions

#girlswhoread
#girlswholift

What is this shit? They want credit just for being a female who reads a book?

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Get 800 quid a month disability bennies
Just have to pretend for the doctors every few months and take some dodgy pills beforehand

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JANNY

Mirthing at how much this will upset leftypol

Why are radical centrists afraid to choose a side?

i would argue fuck cyclists lol
hate those cunts cycling past me filming me with their stupid cameras when i'm trying to walk

hope every cyclist with a camera is in an accident and the camera proves they were the one at fault

Nofap is dangerous. In the year I went without polishing the old mayonnaise cannon I managed to swell my prostate to such a degree that I required prescription drugs to piss. Also, I ejaculated when the urologist conducted my prostate exam and that was embarrassing (though apparently not too uncommon).

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>backspace the whole thing
>not ctrl+home backspace
>not ctrl+a backspace
>not just clicking 'x'
>posting at all

what happened to all the hard aussie and kiwi lads
did they all perish on the slopes of gallipoli or in the jungles of new guinea?
/ausnz/ is gay and yankified

don't think there's a shred of truth to this