Be me

>be me
>be 27 year old ugly beta loser nofriends autist with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, have never been to a pub, club, or party, and have no passions in life
>wake up at noon, get out of bed at 1.15
>binged yesterday on McDonalds, chocolate, ice cream; will give up junk food but not sure about McDonalds
>have told myself that today is the last day for coffee but not sure whether to make it a rule or whether the whole idea of rules is self-limiting motivational bullshit for brainlets
>go to gym (still weak but lift for volume and because I feel like a fat fuck)
>now 4 pm and going in to central London to walk around, feel sad about life, drink coffee, and maybe reward myself with one final McDonalds meal as a reward for giving up coffee and McDonalds
>Chads and Staceys EVERYWHERE, which is demoralising as fuck
>walked through a university area filled with young people in the prime of their lives
>sitting outside drinking coffee

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Please be a chink at least you have a reason for not succeeding with women

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user. im a chad from germany and 5 days in london. my hotel is in chelsea. should we kick it today?

unironically hang out with this lad OP. be a yes man

>idea of rules is self-limiting motivational bullshit for brainlets
You don't have anything to live for so might as well gorge yourself on that McD and ice-cream into an early grave

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Get your life together user. The old /sig/ shit is still the truth
>lift a lot (at least 3-4 times a week), sounds like you're doing this already but move to high-intensity since you need to lose weight. it'll also help boost your testosterone
>do some cardio, all HIIT to burn fat faster
>move to a high protein / low carb diet
>get into philosophy & religion to give you some sense of purpose in life
>once you start looking a little Jow Forums, force yourself to approach women. your skills will get better with practice
>quit porn completely until you get laid
This shit actually works desu.

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kek, dont you LARP with a different persona usually. One where you articulate on the books youre reading.

y not berlin? Best brothels in town!

Your body is going to go through one hell of a detox, you're going to feel even worse than you are right now for up to 3 days, you're going to have a head ache that wont go away, you're going to wish you had that coffee, you're going to feel nauseated. But this is part of the detox routine hang in there and start lifting weights and then do cardio eat more proteins and good luck bro

Dude stop eating Junk Food and I bet, that if you give up McDonalds for 6 months and replace it with mostly vegetarian food (eat meat no more than 4x a week) and you eat McD after that period again, you will think its disgusting and puke. Likely you will become sick. I did this and I never ate there EVER again. Its your choice but nothing happens being an undiscplined fatty