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Shadman edition

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Based shadman draws the best trap and IR porn

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>cuckman

THICC

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I really ought to go get a haircut today but this whataburger got me feeling sleepy

>Hombre sombra

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post pics

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/ourguy/

I just got back from a salon and paid $47 for mine
I don't think I got my monies worth desu

bitch niggas

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Interesting day today. Caught no fish personally but my dad caught four. Then he slipped in the water and fell on a rock which cut his palm open. Had to take him to some small town hospital where he got three stitches.

You enjoy spending time with your dad?
Mine is a neurotic alcoholic loser

*braaaaappptpfpfprprpfppttttfff*

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Yes. I do enjoy spending time with him because he’s a nice guy. Even my friends like my dad.

if you read this you're a pendejo

guess I'm a pendejo

also currently eating Chinese

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he cute

if my college wasn't so shit with nothing to do then i wouldn't be such a druggy

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what animal laid the egg you hatched from

god left me unfinished

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get a job

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Aside from buying more drugs, why? Don't have a car anyways

not telling t b h

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someone should make a /cum/ rap

Cum is iffy, uh, blicky got the sticky, uh

lol

improving my mood through sheer will

about to devolve my mood through sheer alcohol

dont do that

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Howdy

trying to play a game with minimum hardware requirements is true suffering

Howdy

i feel really good

also was a good day at work, i have more sensors to play with

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>pc

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>banned 24 hours for teamkilling

you're not my real dad!

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sheeeeeeeit time to ssleep

I want to be an Asian male

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dont believe you

*wakes up*
Believe me...... DAMMIT

I was in a car for 9 hours i'm slump
What music does he listen to?

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*Sips*

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why are they looking down at the viewer?

where did you go?

Do you think you'll have kids?

fuck no what are you crazy?

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gotta find a girl to twerk on my face

No

ye

I had a dream that the vision in one of my eyes was fading, and then I looked at it in a mirror and the eye was completely hollow, I could see right through it

is the s9 a good phone

I can’t speak french

Je ne parle pas français

I had a dream I was fucking a cute blonde white girl.

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It's small upgrade to the s8 which was a decent phone.
I'd just get an s8 if its cheaper and wait until next year when they announce the s10.

Québec

俺もフランス語が話せねえ

I had a dream when I fucked a negro prostitute

i have to pay for sex to get laid even while dreaming

>Dreaming about fucking a nigger
Isn't that more of a nightmare

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Born on a Bayou

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On va y noyer des Angl*s.

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Idk, he has a wide taste but isn’t good enough at technology to have his own music downloaded. The radio station he listens to the most nowadays is indie 88.1

you guys should be in prison

Spics should be dead

We should be
Together

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FUCK WH*TES

What my dreams are about:
>taking drugs
>people trying to kill me
>fondling teenage girls

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sent a place an email for a quote to resolder my micro usb

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SOLDER IT YOURSELF

>need a fucking microscope to see it with a bare eye
yeah i dunno user-kun...

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going to solder some stuff at work soon, should be fun

they have all the shit i need already

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ree you should have tools!

yeah i have a kit but it's a cheap one, dont think any of the tips are fine enough to get in there and do that

ryan can you solder it for me?

im probably not going to get that good to do something that small in a week or two before summer ends

done fucked up

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what the FUCK did you do now

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I could do that in 5 minutes with a magnifying glass, standard small cup tip, and flux. For those fine pitched pins you can just sort of drag it across and clean up any excess/bridges with solder wick.
t. little to no experience

drank a bit of rum and startin to feel happy and good :)

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cute

STOP

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this is a 4 year old chinese real estate development

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but why

DONT

i know the picture in the thumbnail from school

that's from japan

fell after heavy rainfall

youre gonna die

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i think its from japan....

maybe singapore/hong kong? im not sure now...

>youre gonna die

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no thats a bad thing

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the building in the video hasnt fallen down its just in horrible shape after an enormous real estate boom happened in a city within commuting distance of one of chinas nicer cities had tons of investment. You can see chinese license plates and signs and shit. The youtube channel is 2 guys biking around china and vlogging and some of the videos are downright terrifying

It's really interesting when you think about it, that there was a point in human development where self-reflection as we know it
was something which simply could not happen in the confines of solitude and subsistence.

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