>parents named me Mohammed
Thanks for fucking up my life, dumb sandnigger parents
Parents named me Mohammed
change it
It's a beautiful name of a great name
You shouldn't talk like that of your parents ffs
great man*
This.
This the best name you can have. Don't be self-hating, wear it proudly.
>hurr durr why would a name like mohammed hinder him in a western christian country
I'm sorry OP, it must be annoying when a hundred million angry bearded guys all have your name
>named after a pedo warlord
at least name me after a cool warlord like genghis or alexander, not m*hammed
fucking hate that it
>christian country
whiter than you Mohammed
Change your name and assimilate or go back to Arabia
Are you white
>secularism means christian values have completely disappeared from society
Go back to Syria then
my IQ is white
my penis size is black
my name is brown
> christian values have completely disappeared from society
Yes they did ?
no they haven't, or we would be marrying children like in arabia
>christians
>values
come on now
I will name my children Willem-Jan and Fleur even if they're brown. But I will still give them a sandnigger surname. How can I fix this?
i shouldn't need to write you a fucking philosophical essay to make you understand that religion has played a hand in shaping western society and that it still influences the values and principles of its inhabitants you fucking braindead retard
marry a dutch woman and take her surname
Glad I have an uncommon Semitic name
t. mohammeds
moahmmed is a great name
you should pffFF
be pFFF
proud
Jesus Christ... Why are there so many fucking Muslims?
What’s your last name? Maybe you can translate the meaning into a Dutch surname or take on one that sounds phonetically similar
Yea getting racism from europe is nice thx u muslim.parents
I actually do this when I make private accounts on the site, my surname directly translated into dutch is actually a common dutch surname too, through a stroke of luck
so are you american or what's the deal i never got that
At least you were born in the Europe, not in a middle eastern shithole.
In all ways but political
Between 15 and 20 millions french citizens have African ancestry. That's like asking why there's so many white people in canada.
>Muhammad
>Mohammad
i don't know why that disappoints me
Had a case once (I work in a state department) where some guy was literally called Muhammed Muhammed Muhammed.
Blew my mind.
Mohammed is a great name, though I prefer Ahmed.
there aren't many white people in canada though
true
ahmed and mohammed are literally the worst two names I can think of tbqh
any other name (except african M'tumbo stuff) would be better
It's a generic name honestly billions of others.
Why not something unique like Molehamad?
or something like Moar'am'mad
kys
their goal was not to be unique obviously, it was to name me after someone
sadly for me that someone was a pedo
Muhammad is a meme name and will make your life harder, even with people that have never met you before, job applications, social media etc.
Just call yourself Mark or something.
mahmood/mahmud/mahmoud
is moohmad/muhmad/mouhmad a thing? that'd be dope
all the super popular muslim names are shit tier
the only cool muslim names are sofiane and emir, also rifat it it's shortened to rif
are you muslim or something
WHITER THAN YOU MOHAMED
you dont know how awkward it is to be chugging beers at a house party and being asked your name and having to say m*hammed, nobody expects that name for a guy like me who doesnt bomb people
Does it really matter if you're nonwhite anyway? It doesn't matter if your name is Mohamed or James if you're brown. It's not like if there's an alt right uprising and they start deporting browns they're just gonna give you a pass because your name is William.
What unique names do they have for Muslims?
God Islam has been cancer for the middle east, all it's unique culture,music and even names have been drowned out or outright destroyed.
> muh ammad
Almost 99% of malays are named "Muhammad". I kinda hate it , the name is too common and usual
yeah it matters because your ethnic cleansing fantasies are never gonna happen, however people will rightfully distrust and look down upon people named after pedo warlords, like I am
I sympathise with you, I have a hard to pronounce name and sometimes feel drained telling anyone that asks. All the people I've known by the name Muhammad acted like dirty animals, you're basically a victim of your other people's autism.
muslims aren't a very creative lot are they
>discrimination ends if i change the my name
lmao niqqa unless you become some anti-islam champion it doesn't matter
>that one Swedish cretin who's so retarded he doesn't even get the concept of a reaction image but always manages to post them like an insufferable cunt
>not being the first born male
I envy those who are not Mohammed
it does matter actually
nigga where did I say discrimination ends? even being named "pajeet" is ten times better than "mohammed", it's not some kind of dichotomy (good name vs bad name), it's a continuum, "mohammed" being at the very shitty end of the spectrum
Peace be upon him
Why would anyone want the name of a child rapist?
Can you not change your name in the Netherlands? If you hate it that much just do that.
t. born Mykola, now Nickolas
You should bomb them
alahu akbar
Dunno
I think Osama carries more baggage
Isis for Egyptian names
Are you Muslim? From where?
Turku
>Mykola
>My cola
Lol
yeah you can but I am too old now I feel (23), I already finished university and got degrees with my real name, all my friends know me by it, etc.
>associating with Yakub's creation
WE MUSLIMS ARE HONOURARY BLACKS. HOW CAN wh*Toids EVEN COMPETE?
There's like millions of islamic names and yet the name "Muhammad" will always found its way in a muzzie name.
>parents named me Yaroslav
extremely proud to have such a RUS BULL name
the sheer SLAVICNESS of it inspires fear in the hearts of puny w*Sternoids, isl*Moids and n*Groids
Just call yourself Moe
t. Bashar al-Yazeed, the Palestinian immigrant
Stop being a self hating faggot
they have like 7 names
You're absolutely right Jean. The modern concept of "Human Rights" is just watered down Christianity.
dont hate myself at all
Mohammad
Mohammud
Mohummus
Muhammad
Mahmoud
Mehmet
Mahmadou
Ma'mudda
Meowmud
MuhammadAlMuhammada
MuhmmadAlMahmoud
MohammadBinMa'madda
I have a dumb first name and a cool sounding second name.
Although its not as bad as Mohammed.
Probably by not living in slums
>tfw named juan
>americans pronounce it "one"
>they hear "john" whenever i say it
why can't i be called by my second name just like i did in my country
it will only get harder to change from here on out, it's still easy at this stage