Why did Paraguay start a suicidal war?

Why did Paraguay start a suicidal war?

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it's the paraguayan nature

so that the survivors could fuck 5 women at once

Noble Paraguay is very strong country, was great military powerhouse of Southern Cone, so neighbours ganged up to bomb it back to stone age.

But Paraguay rises from the Ashes and triumphs! Destroys Bolivia in Great Chaco. Paraguay laughs at Brasil and Argentina, and sends them contraband cigarettes. Brasil and Argentina FUMING mad but can't do anything againt powerful Paraguay.

Paraguay laughs HAHAHAHAHAHA

They start unwinnable fights for the sake of chaos and destruction?

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Also Uruguay is all gays and faggots, nobody care abut Uruguay.

But uruguay number one exporter of potassium

I really wonder what Paraguayans think of this guy.

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Uruguay has strong potassium production, very impressive, particularly for small country and very key metal. This is good.

Otherwise, all benders and faggots and ueers.

I like Uruguay.